Michelle Milliken
@MichelleyM
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I run half marathons to escape my sad Oakland A's feelings. My sidekick is a 1992 Toyota Camry. Writer of rejected submissions. Pretend hockey fan.
ID ➡️ HI ➡️ ID ➡️ WA
Joined February 2009
Back because three people asked for it and several of you like to make GIFs to make fun of me, here's the first Optimistic Oakland #Athletics Report of 2023!
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Matthew Knies was staying warm on the bench and the fans were enjoying it 😅
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For my weekly Sunday humor post, I decided to take you all back to when youthful Michelle was more apt to see a moose than a person, and they were sometimes waiting in line for the bathroom. https://t.co/USnxX33o2d
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Retweeting this because I pretty much just want you all to read Jay Johnstone's book.
I wrote this important World Series-themed Substack post on Blue Jay and Dodger weirdos today. It features a giggling Dave Stewart and intimidating noodle arms. https://t.co/2wsdpBlUBY
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I can relate to this because any time I tried to fight my brothers, I made sure I had extra padding, too.
LINUS ULLMARK COMES DOWN THE LENGTH OF THE ICE, DROPS THE GLOVES AND GETS IN THE SCRUM 😳😳🥊🥊🥊
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LINUS ULLMARK COMES DOWN THE LENGTH OF THE ICE, DROPS THE GLOVES AND GETS IN THE SCRUM 😳😳🥊🥊🥊
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I was just reading that using Friends GIFs is cringe and millennial. and...
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Mayfield trying to cover his numbers so the ref can't call his penalty I love him
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JUST IN: French authorities arrested two men in connection with the major jewel heist at Paris' Louvre Museum, police confirmed to ABC News, amid a nationwide manhunt for the suspects.
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Taking a moment to appreciate Marc-Andre Fleury's #HockeyHalloween costume from last year. 😂 (📸: IG/vlaroseefleury)
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Incidentally, this storm has terrorized my antenna signal, and this error message is the most consistent feed I've had the whole game.
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I wrote this important World Series-themed Substack post on Blue Jay and Dodger weirdos today. It features a giggling Dave Stewart and intimidating noodle arms. https://t.co/2wsdpBlUBY
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this is all over my tl and every single time I come across it I watch about 5 more times
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The #SeaKraken broadcast contemplates what it really means to say "if I could be quite Frank" while John accuses Edzo of trying to redefine the English language
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This has now been going on without ceasing since early this morning. It may be time to bring out Justin Verlander playoff games.
My neighbor with the subwoofer has woken me up every day this week. Can I tie him up and make him watch the Oakland #Athletics baserunning in the 2003 ALDS?
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My neighbor with the subwoofer has woken me up every day this week. Can I tie him up and make him watch the Oakland #Athletics baserunning in the 2003 ALDS?
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You’re a little slow to the party.
Idk who needs to hear this, but you’re beautiful.
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Don’t worry, @Mariners fans. They’ll eventually get there and they’ll win it all. And the celebration will be spectacular. You’ll all be dead because it’ll be 200 years from now. But I’ll still be here to see it!
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Leave it to Canadians to get me invested in baseball again. How dare the Vlads?
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