Egg Czar 🥚👑
@EarthBrah
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Raw milk and egg enjoyer. Nonsense poster. Aesthetics appreciator. CREC
Joined November 2022
We can spend time together later babe, I'm backreading the esoteric eggnoggers group chat
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Update: not a millionaire yet. Year's not over though.
In light of Trump's reelection I'm moving the timeline up to 2025
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Chugged a drink comprised of whole lemon and chunk of ginger, then immediately had a glass of milk. Unadvisable
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Maybe I ship little one ounce perpetual eggnog starters out to frens. Like sourdough starters for gentlemen.
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I'm in whichever phase of the male hormone cycle makes me want to argue online
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They refunded it. Too bad, I was looking forward to having a $5000 chunk of silver
Just ordered a 100oz silver bar for $246. How long until they realize the mistake and cancel it
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Touch grass. Violently yank your shoes off and hurl them into the trash can. Sprint out the door, don't bother closing it. Dive onto the sod. Roll maniacally like your clothes are on fire. Slap your feet rapidly on the ground. Pull up the grass and sprinkle it on your head.
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It's feeling like one of those days when we could all benefit from unplugging and touching grass. Or maybe I should just speak for myself.
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Starting a haberdashery to sell suits with reinforced lapels that can properly support our guys’ growing lapel pin collections
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They should sell books in twos. One manuscript, book 1 in red ink, book 2 in blue ink. Use blue or red glasses depending on which you want to read
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