Shivam Jha
@shivamxjha
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unserious tweets only. geography/digitalculture/fintech enthusiast • MBA @IIM_Calcutta x MIM @HECParis '24 • views personal
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Joined August 2009
lyndon b johnson already called this play btw
“Rent is too high!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “Groceries cost too much!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “There aren’t enough jobs!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “Women
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sometimes I find coasters of random pubs in my pocket - this can be a good collection
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Pattern recognition is and always will be the strongest human skill. Don’t forget.
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substance disabuse
for international men's day, men to men, what are your best tips for getting out of a rut or even depression?
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It is so distressing to see the general apathy towards pollution among the people of Delhi. We have quietly accepted this as the status quo - air purifiers are the new water filters, and we're joyous over how you can get them in 10 mins
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They don’t teach you this in school but you can just have a delusional sense of optimism towards the world and believe everything is going to work out and you’ll succeed in every facet of life.
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upgraded my dad's phone after 10 YEARS from Nokia 3310 to Nokia 220; he's very happy today
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one of the most american things i’ve ever seen
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it's still better than 30 yos still taking UPSC; as a country we love fixating over entrance exams over degree outcomes
why a 25 y/o giving CAT exam?
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Landed in Delhi and all my long forgotten allergies got activated immediately
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yet to meet a person who finds my Angika sexy
knowing an Indian regional language beyond hindi & english is seriously sexy.
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I'm a single issue voter, I want the warm lights back. Streetlights are too blue. Headlights are too bright. It's a crime against nature and God. We need to demand 2800K or below color balance for all outdoor lights. Some cities regulate 3000k max, that's still too damn blue.
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the downfall in the last decade has been unreal lmao
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If you're 13 right now here's what you should do: Spend all your time reading philosophy, sci fi, poetry, and history. Go to museums and look at every damn thing in there. Watch all the classic films and maybe every single movie made in the 90s. Learn how to write prose,
When we sat down with @alexandr_wang at Meta Connect 2025, he shared his advice for young people: “If you’re 13 right now, you should spend all your time vibe coding. This is the Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg moment. The people who grow up with these tools will have an immense
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