You’re either bullish or you’re going against your own interests I chose to believe in something

Do not do the lowercase thing when texting women. Female coded typography. Capitalize your first word. Use grammar. You are a grown man. Act like it. Horrible advice.

They don’t teach you this in school but you can just have a delusional sense of optimism towards the world and believe everything is going to work out and you’ll succeed in every facet of life.

Way too many women (I know you’re all lying)

Not looking great fellas

I need to stop fading myself

you absolutely must become post-laptop. everything of value can be accomplished on your phone.

Me, suitman, and the last 3 perp traders preparing to save the market

good morning chat rise and shine

Good morning fellas

“I don’t block people on this app” Oh I do, I am petty as shit.

it feels so good when you finally have enough battery to roll over on the other side of the bed and keep looking at charts

Many are aware of the people that are too ugly to dox themselves, but are you aware of the people that are too pretty to dox themselves?

Shorting anything is negative spiritual aura just for the record

bros ONLY

rock paper scissors but if we do the same attack we have to kiss passionately on the lips

@0xLTR imagine in the club lyr, redacted rain, smac, threadguy, and hash cough, pourin up, throwin 1s throwing up yvl and some mf comes up to ask "may i meet you?". shit's a dream to me

You can’t teach someone how to post You’re either born with it or you’re not

There are exactly 8 people left on CT

Hi, yes I'll do the uhhhhh 'CT Special'? Yeah, lower prices, everyone fighting, yep thats the one! Perfect, thank you.

Me after deploying more dry powder