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Vishal R-Haasya

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wanderer, street food connoisseur, anti-establishment, music & lyrics, bad puns

mumbai,india
Joined June 2011
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
4 years
Finally figured out how I want to be judged. My playlist it is. It's called "Driving Collection" since I enjoy mellow music on my drives or at any time of the day. These are picked for the lyrics as much as the music & the nostalgia.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
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He held 6th highest office of the country, he was in charge of adjudicating legalities, he is himself acting illegally. It shows intent. He gave interviews instead of finding suitable alternate accommodation & invokes his family situation when questioned. Deserves scrutiny.
@gautambhatia88
Gautam Bhatia
15 hours
Seems like we spend a lot more energy on the question of whether a judge has vacated an official bungalow or whether the air-conditioners in the Supreme Court corridors should or should not have been removed, rather than on the actual jurisprudence of the Court.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
3 days
Achivement kiska bhi ho Mere bete ki aur meri dick riding rukni nahi chahiye.
@mufaddal_vohra
Mufaddal Vohra
4 days
Yograj Singh said, "Yuvraj personally coached Shubman Gill. Shubman is a great player, one should learn from Yuvi and Gautam Gambhir about how to coach players. If Brian Lara can score 500 runs, why can't we". (ANI).
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
4 days
RT @ProfRavikantK: Nalanda Academy is a grassroots education movt tht in last 13 years has transformed lives of thousands of students from….
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Vishal R-Haasya
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RT @confusedvichar: Nalanda Academy has done absolutely pathbreaking work in education. It has transformed the lives of students from margi….
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
4 days
Saw a restored print of Umrao Jaan in theatre last week and it was so beautifully done, the pacing too was quite decent and the music of course is timeless. A tragic tale told beautifully by Muzaffar Ali again. My first time watch and totally worth seeing in a theatre.
@PrayRona_
PrayRona
4 days
Finally watched Gaman only on the strength of the Muzaffar Ali hype & @MrNarci listing it as one of his fave Bombay films. Wasn't disappointed. What a humane, starkly unflinching & borderline depressing take on the futility of rural to urban migration for those of limited means.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
4 days
Temple - 100 cr.BEST buses - no funds.
@kunalpurohit
Kunal Purohit
6 days
On the same page: . BMC: No money for public garden, please ask the Tatas. Also BMC: Will spend 100 crore for the makeover for the city’s richest temple. 👏👏
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
5 days
So no pedestrian walkway at all. @CratersOfMumbai.
@richapintoi
Richa Pinto
5 days
Police bandobast around Carnac bridge today amid political heat over its opening. Pics by @ShanthkumarSl
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
5 days
Let's not forget many vehicles in the NCR are govt owned vehicles meaning more taxpayer money diverted to buy new vehicles for babus, mantris and cops.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
6 days
Hopefully capitalism puts an end to religious beliefs. Will people ever realise that all that money and efforts being donated are towards powerful people controlling the temple boards and not God?.
@otvnews
OTV
8 days
#WATCH | Puri | "They are demanding money for darshan. VIPs are getting darshan after paying. We can’t afford it, so they are turning us away," says a devotee from Madhya Pradesh. #RathYatra2025 #Puri
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
8 days
Jain business people are the peak of hypocrisy. They will squeeze every drop of blood sweat and tear out of their employees/ help & make profit by simply trading goods adding no value at all but eating an onion, garlic or a potato is where they draw the line apparently.
@R_Pokharkar
Ravindra Pokharkar
8 days
रितेशकुमार शाह नावाचा एक आरोपी मुंबईच्या ऑर्थररोड जेलमध्ये सध्या आहे. तो जैन धर्मीय आहे आणि त्यामुळे आपण अन्य जेवण खाऊ शकत नसून आपल्याला जैन धर्मीय पद्धतीचं जेवण जेलमध्ये मिळावं अशी त्याची मागणी आहे ! ते मिळत नसल्याने वकिलाच्या मार्फत तो कोर्टात गेलाय ! ते वृत्त वाचून मग त्याचा.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
8 days
Forget the law. What recourse do you have if they deny?.
@b50
Anupam Gupta
8 days
Can a vendor refuse to accept cash? And enforce card or UPI on you? Wonder what's the law on this.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
9 days
Running back to Jamnagar where they came from.
@PTI_News
Press Trust of India
10 days
VIDEO | Gujarat: Three elephants go out of control during Jagannath Rath Yatra in Ahmedabad. (Source: Third Party). (Full video available on PTI Videos -
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
10 days
Bhumika kaahihi aso, krutya tar Gujarat la neun thevnyaacha kelech aahe tyanni.
@ashish_jadhao
Ashish Jadhao
10 days
हिंदी सक्तीविरोधात ठाकरे बंधूंची भूमिका जाहीर झाली. तशी एकनाथ शिंदे यांची भूमिका काय?.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
11 days
RT @Aakar__Patel: two wars with three (perhaps 4) nuclear powers fought this year without resolution or acceptance of defeat. new world.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
12 days
To call it luck is a mistake when the super rich own the media ecosystem and continuously silence critical voices through dismissal, lawsuits and even physical assault. The media is not biased, it's in control of the rich to keep us distracted. It's also why they're hoarding data.
@kaushikcbasu
Kaushik Basu
13 days
Lucky are the super-rich of a nation where the poor are brainwashed to celebrate when they become poorer but the nation’s GDP grows.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
13 days
DGCA Threatens because they do not have enough manpower to investigate every violation and do the necessary paperwork if the matters go to court. Private profit making company can find the resources if needed.
@htTweets
Hindustan Times
15 days
🚨DGCA threatens to suspend Air India license over 'repeated violations'.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
15 days
Your post didn't get traction but the qt did. See which message related with the masses and fix your messaging.
@RaoSumukh
Sumukh Rao
15 days
@appadappajappa Also love how you can't expect someone to know basic comprehension anymore.
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
15 days
RT @kunalkamra88: TV journalism is a cruel joke on our democracy -
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
15 days
Sharyat fetalnaare sarkar.
@ashish_jadhao
Ashish Jadhao
15 days
Do watch : निवडणुकांच्या आधी काढलेला जादा नुकसान भरपाईचा जीआर यंदाच्या खरीप हंगामाला लागू नसेल… आता प्रतिहेक्टर १३,६०० रुपये नव्हे, तर ८,५०० रुपये मिळणार….
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@shenoy_vishal
Vishal R-Haasya
15 days
Chatukarita Executive Officer ensures his subordinates are doing it right.
@priyankadeo
Priyankka Deo
16 days
There's a new CEO in town & he's got that sigma energy! .@rahulkanwal @ndtv
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