paul klee forgetful angel tapestry (and me for scale) 3’x3.6’ for @2666enjoyer

White people give birth into the crock pot

White people pussy taste like Levi’s 504’s

You’re broccoli in a big brown bag

when you get to liberal arts college they make you change your instagram pfp to the reflection of a speck of dust or the shadow of a laugh

*cutting out paper stars* yeah sorry things are just crazy with work right now

i put a bid in for warner brothers too but it was a sexual favor

Benson Boone hits different on a @JBLaudio 🙌🏻

{overtaking a horrifying car crash on my bike} OK Vroomer 😭😤 {notices that my cousin is in it} Nathaniel!!!!!!!!!

Why am I watching Family Guy at eleven at night after forty-eight hours of no sleep?

Have nothing to do

the drunk texterrr

10 signs you’re bisexual 🍒🌷~ a thread:

I wish LCD soundsystem had huge, massive, pre-top surgery breasts

trans person: i’m trans society: okay uber eats push notification: IF I GIVE YOU 15$ RIGHT NOW WILL YOU PLEASE ORDER TACO BELL? OR WHAT, DO YOU WANT MORE MONEY? JUST LET ME DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. JUST LET ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING REAL. I LOVE YOU, OKAY? I LOVE YOU AND IT HURTS.

I just hope Peter gets Lois a thoughtful gift this Christmas and not something last minute like usual. I know he loves her but she deserves something real this year

this temu walking pad kills fascists

entering a genuine flow state while writing a sentence

thanks @aubtonomy for the post idea

dudewipes posting fetish content

can you guys stop doing this