Shawn Ries
@shawnries
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Rachel rules and we're very excited about this thing that happened before the strike started. @DearAnyone
https://t.co/GAn3h13XUA via @thr
hollywoodreporter.com
'Family Guy' stalwarts Shawn Ries and Artie Johann wrote the script for the feature that is casting up.
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I could not think of a better time for Real Melania to post a tiktok of herself at Six Flags.
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Please vote. The big guy is such a piece of shit and I think it would be good for all of our brains if he went away.
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Moo Deng predicts Donald Trump will win US Election. The famous baby hippo was presented with separate cakes featuring both candidates names, ultimately choosing to eat the Trump cake.
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Pretty good talker, this guy
This is four minutes of Barack Obama being both completely fed up with the shenanigans and very effective.
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Rise & shine! It’s #NationalVoterRegistrationDay! If you recently moved, changed your name, became a citizen, or haven't already registered to vote, today is a GREAT day to get #VoteReady. Register to vote/check your #VoterRegistration status at https://t.co/sw6iSg6gvI
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Should’ve negotiated for throwing tomatoes instead of the mute button (which I guess is broken)
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Beyoncé and Taylor Swift are still sitting backstage. Everyone forgot.
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Yeah sure this will help people, but I have no idea what she thinks about fictional murderer Hannibal Lecter. Tough call.
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I would watch a feature length documentary about the two women who voice The Minions in Italian
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This is a knockout blow, gang. Pack it up. Time to rethink everything.
Rubio says Democrats are “weirder.” “They called us weird so I’ll call them weirder. That’s what I used to do back in high school.”
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he was a boy she was a FRÖSLÖV can I make it any more obvious
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I'm so jealous of Doug. How fun to just be fartin around the White House while my wife runs the free world. Imagine mowing that lawn!
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Selfless act. Country before ego. The Common Good. 🇺🇸
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I think we all know what the Biden campaign has to do: dye his hair jet black and buy him some very, very cool jeans.
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I've never been convicted of a felony, but 34 felonies seems like a lot of felonies
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