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When are they gonna reopen the Hudson Yards Suishawarma
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@endofanerajc
Unfortunately Chad I’m not savvy enough with the ol computer to have faked this
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is there a word for senioritis except it’s for my salaried adult job
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@thechosenberg
Yeah a court of law would have to find them “innocent” but I’d still end the relationship over something like this
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my dream bf
- clumsy
- $0 total comp
- very loyal & passionate servant
- well-groomed nail beds
- 5” inseam
- nonverbal
My dream bf
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- 27-33yo
- brown eyes
- loves nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves running & reading
- loves me a LOT
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Companies spend all this money on “team building” when they could just hire someone that everyone hates
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Digging a tunnel from my apartment to the times square olive garden
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@Albongo87
@StevenBlathras
Well “Rob” we don’t get why anyone would want to live in wyomissing PA but yet, here we are
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If you look like this DM me
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If you “don’t like thanksgiving food” your family can’t cook
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If you can pack a suitcase in under an hour please dear god tell me your secrets
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At what point of the interview do I tell him I read his entire crate and barrel wedding registry on the internet
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Me walking out of the Times Square AMC at 11pm tomorrow night
The Dunes here are amazing, and they're how I learned about geomorphology, which is the study of movement landforms. We've had a great trip
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I’d block so I can grind harder
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It’s 8pm and dark bro I think it’s cool if you lose the marathon blanket at this point
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If you don’t know who the Weird Guy at the office is, i hate to break it to you but
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last night i watched a guy make a single glass of wine last 1.5hrs after i finished mine in fifteen and refused several times to order another one. that counts as a hostage situation right?
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Hosting a dinner party where I handcuff you all to the table and you can’t leave until you sign and notarize an affidavit that says you’re having fun
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Why is no one making fun of the Brits for having to get/purchase a physical license to watch tv?
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If u live in nyc and want to come to our roof party on sept 16, carpe my DMs
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Utmost respect for:
- bands who play the song everyone wants to hear first
- bands who play the song everyone wants to hear TWICE
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They should invent a subway door that won’t let you on if your vibes are off
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Two days ago I ordered two pounds of only the blue jolly ranchers online and today they came in the mail
http://t.co/ssDP3KHZXM
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First date idea you do my taxes and then we sneak large burritos into a movie of your choosing*
(*not a scary one or a marvel one)
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Happy leap day, to celebrate my coworkers and I will hold hands and leap off the 29th floor
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First date idea you pay my rent and I give you an above average shoulder massage
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What if instead of better faster stronger airpods they just made waterproof wired ones so I can keep this part in my mouth
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@DystopianRevolt
@shaynaughtyone
Daryle as a brooklynite you frankly should know better. We’re all disappointed in you
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ME AND WHO ME AND WHO ME AND WHO
Two bald Eagles lock talons and perform the courtship behaviour called daredevil cartwheel😎
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1 like and my brother and I sneak 2 entire plates of thanksgiving leftovers into the movie theater tn
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Hey we saw you from across the bar and we saw you and you’re across the bar
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Gonna do reverse lent does anyone have any vices they recommend picking up before Easter
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Coworker I hate just directly asked if I was avoiding him, you know I had to hit him with a direct yes
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If you need to get over him just imagine him taking a full flash video of the waiter taking the smoke filled glass dome off a $23 cocktail
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ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW DAY PLS SEND ALL UR WORST ADVICE
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My middle school bully just wished me a happy birthday via facebook wall post, feeling EXTREMELY blessed
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Instead of putting
away my laundry I slept
Downstairs on the couch
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Can’t wait to eat all three in fifteen minutes and wonder why my stomach hurts
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My hot LGA take is that I love this fountain with my whole heart
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my coffeeshop just lifted its mask rule for employees and i was talking to this one guy & said wow it’s so crazy that i’ve never actually seen your face! & he goes yeah what do you think??
i absolutely froze
do u think he’s gonna stop giving me a discount now
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One of our roommates got deported but the good news is that she left her half full pint of
@TalentiGelato
in the freezer (i am eating it rn)
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Somehow a stomachache feels good in a place like this (I finished the popcorn before the movie started)
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Happy Valentine’s Day I’m in my hotel room for a work trip eating leftover filet mignon and broccolini w my fingers
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Date idea: you come over and put the cover on my duvet and then we go eat steak and then we both go to our own homes
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I attended my first murder mystery party last night and this is what I learned:
Getting in costume: fun
Committing to the bit: fun
Lying: very fun
Actually doing the murder solving part: very not fun
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what’s everyone’s favorite lie to tell? mine is “hi sorry just seeing this”
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Me as I sit at home during spring break while everyone else frolics around the beach
http://t.co/8jgzBpPsjm
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I’m absolutely buzzing with excitement for this week but I am also buzzing with bees. I’m full of bees, they are buzzing inside of me and it feels kind of weird
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I feel the most self actualized when I’m seven minutes late to work
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Touching the ocean before I go back to the nyc winter like
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