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@sexual_outlaw
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There’s 3 ways to do well on this app. Be a white guy pretending he’s black, be a hot girl, or just be schizophrenic
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My job called me at 8:30am saying I had work and said I was late, but they put the schedule out at 8:27am
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This guys says he’s a “podcast sommelier” been watching him do lines off a cumtown vinyl record for about an hour
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Found Meg Bitchell in fallout, should I blow this hoe away?
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It’s crazy how girls know to go to the bathroom together even before they are old enough to know what cocaine is
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Brother Derek and I chef’ed something up in the cauldron
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Fr though people are cartoonishly bisexual at this Alex G show
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Idc what anyone says I’m gonna make a ton of these
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I have so much diarrhea people at work think I do blow
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Damn this is the most anyone has ever cared about what I have to say
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Weed is a vice for people that were not hit as children
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@sexual_outlaw
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Old people use twitter so differently than us
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@sexual_outlaw
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It’s roe v wade being overturned but for guys
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@sexual_outlaw
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She threw it back so hard I flew out of frame like a smash bros character
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@sexual_outlaw
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Ladies and Gentleman… the two genders
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@sexual_outlaw
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She’s sending me @tyler02020202 tweets
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@sexual_outlaw
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NYC’s best pizza
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@sexual_outlaw
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Shameless plug but I have good standup and would like to do that instead of service industry stuff
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😎
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@sexual_outlaw
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*Annoying Teacher Voice: “The School shooter doesn’t dismiss you, I dismiss you”
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@Deez_Nutz666_ It was an amended schedule, I was only on Friday-Sun
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@sexual_outlaw
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Just collected rent from my blanket fort tenants
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@FrazzleMyGimp Vince Gilligan was jealous of you
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BREAKING NEWS: The IDF has just shot Hasbullah
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Guys remember, this app is only for crying and tattling on people
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A Dominican guy taking off all his rings so he can finger a lady
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A minority walks in and this immediately backfires
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Eating store bought pussy
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@sexual_outlaw
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100% chance he’s in Valhalla now
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Man dies after trying to drink all 21 cocktails on menu on Jamaican vacation
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Standup
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DSA Guy: “This is my ‘significant brother’; the black guy who has sex with my girlfriend”
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@hanfjob has joined the team
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I captioned the thing from yesterday
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@largersandwich Hung out at Kill Tony yesterday, comparably awful fans
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This is the America Budlight wants
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@sexual_outlaw
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I asked my new roommate about his time in the service
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Getting road head in gridlock, call that sex traffic
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“You must be a comedian who proved the whole world wrong about him if you think we fuckin” Me:
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Gf hiring a PI just to find out I stare at my ps5 all day and I don’t even turn it on
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non aesthetic things
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Girlfriend hires PI on boyfriend because she thinks he’s cheating. Just to find out he’s getting food and watching a movie by himself
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“Mr.Beast here! Today I’m making an NFT of the prophet Mohamed”
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Oh you make 6 figures working for a mutual fund? She let me hit raw Bc I like Cocteau Twins
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Another one
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Pedophile sighted in bushwick
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@eggggggggg @tyler02020202 My man is tall, handsome, and Jewish
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@GeebMinister
Faggot Jackass
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Started imagining how bloated her feet probably get when she’s pregnant and now I’m so horny I think I have to call out of work tomorrow
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The feminine urge to pick a different table at a restaurant even though the one you’re at is fine
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@Wakin_n_Blakin @jby1155 He’s still got his fastball
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Bro, she’s not hot. She just has a trust fund’s worth of tattoos
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Get a DUI and marry a woman from the Philippines
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Being Libertarian
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What’s the libertarian solution to the BlackRock problem?
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This one was fun to edit
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I earnestly used to think the “Mandela Effect” was white people thinking Morgan Freeman was Nelson Mandela
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Idk if this goes here or not
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Bisexual Girls 🤝Weezer Dressing like this:
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Future is like if Migos made a megazord
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Cause they’re not men
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I feel so uneducated I went through every single face and name and didn’t know any of them smdh 🤷‍♂️
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Anyways here’s Aaron Ransom being America’s best comedian
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@trapreloaded A comedy club in queens is selling collections of cumtown bits on vinyl
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Cannot believe I’m Asian
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Happy birthday Clay, King of Physical Comedy
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I been on that
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clay ⛷️
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@mrsballs69 it’s called pooh bearing and it’s cool as hell
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Was visiting North Carolina, now I’m in Boston. If you go far enough north in this beautiful country, people start being racist again
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Alcohol is a vice for people that have to pay their own bills
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Worked in restaurants since I was 14. You really do get a sense of who would own slaves if it was still legal
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People in the middle of nowhere’s fear of being canceled is so funny. They genuinely think Brooklyn white people are gonna take everything they have. No, the bank’s gonna take all your stuff
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White guys get old and either never talk to another human being for the rest of their lives, or they’ll talk to every Uber driver and waiter they have for the rest of their lives
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What if @TheoVon was a Mexican uncle?
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Don’t come to the poetry cypher tomorrow
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Really wish I had found a video of a guy putting a cigs in a tail pipe
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“Israel is our ally and friend President Biden”
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He shared it folks
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Nobody let @hanfjob see this
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Selena Gomez stuns in new selfie.
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Going as a version Nardwaur where he interviews politicians this Halloween
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These guys invited me to the sauna
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Doing push-ups before having sex with a man
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What’s happening?
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@hanfjob It really is disturbing how much the internet despises a father loving his son
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@drugs_abuser She’d hate to meet the linecook from her weekly brunch spot
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Heard a middle schooler on the train talking about how his dad going out to buy vape pods and not coming back
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Katt Williams challenges Kevin Hart to a poop off 💩😵‍💫
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Katt Williams has words for Kevin Hart
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Hassan Piker if he dated age appropriate women
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Inside you there are two wolves
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Telling my kids this was Theo Von
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Kevin Mullet
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Showing my barber these
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Ned’s De-Assified Prison Survival Guide
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We should be able to pistol duel celebrities
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Imma fuck the earrings offa you
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This is what full Indian people do if you’re half
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I can always spot a rogan fan at the sauna mainly bc they’re almost always doing karate in the sauna
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Was at an open mic. Saw a guy say “Women be shopping” and he started rapping instead of doing standup
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