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@semperrgumby
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she/her wasian hag ぶさかわハーフ。AB型 🤙 must’ve had a reason at one time to keep comin back but i can’t think of it right now (banner by @existandchill)
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carlo, five years later: what are you smiling at your phone for me: you’re not gonna believe this
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Congratulations to our Critics Choice BEST DRAMA SERIES nominees! ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Find out who takes home the award at the star-studded 31st Annual Critics Choice Awards, LIVE on Sunday, January 4th, 2026 on @eentertainment and @usanetwork! ✨ #CriticsChoice #CriticsChoiceAwards
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well ted my pushback is that you should kill yourself
Netflix teases that Warner Bros’ theatrical release windows will evolve to become shorter “My pushback has been mostly in the fact of the long exclusive windows, which we don’t really think are that consumer friendly,” says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
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Most of the time when people say 'performative,' they just mean 'phony.' It's a shame, because 'phony' is a much better insult and is free from a pseudo-academic veneer.
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The hottest dynamic is when you’re both obsessed but pretending you’re not… standing way too close, the staring, the random touching — both of you down bad, both of you acting fine.
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Robby saying "Thank you, doctor Abbot" like that and then he wonders why Myrna calls him fruitcake
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i just love so much how every single mohabbot writer has incorporated this into their Lore
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never let the man (actors/actresses + writers) keep you from shipping. that's between you and your perverted mutuals.
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they said no brown Targaryens but you can have a little different eye color as a treat
Prince Baelor Targaryen and his son, Prince Valarr Targaryen, both have Heterochromia in ‘A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS.’ 🐉 Heterochromia has been seen in only two other Targaryens in their House’s history, Princess Alyssa Targaryen and Lady Shiera Seastar.
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i dont even officially go here but i need all age gap aficionados to see this
rupert campbell-black taggie agatha o'hara rivals rutag angelblack fancam edit
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ok so whenever i saw someone on filmtwt talk about eddington my brain switched it with paddington. just like wow everyone’s really paddingtonmaxxing recently. and seeing this finally connected the dots
John Waters names Ari Aster's #Eddington the best film of 2025: "If you don’t like this film, I hate you.” See his full top 10: https://t.co/lD5a5DOpux
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you know it pisses me off that you all talk about luigi mangione like he 100% is guilty. fed behavior!
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the chances that your da pitt oomfs will be in charge of your medical care is low but never zero
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graphic content is correct. that exchanged glance is graphic To Me
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Just wanna circle around really quick and point out my fav lil detail :) (last one technically counts so there’s a solid rule of 3 in the main comic if you don’t see the bonus pages)
The Woods Are Lovely, Dark and Deep ~ a Jack Abbot comic ~ 🦌 for my lovely @ohwellyes who inspired this w/ her Halloween blurb (linked at end) cw/ blood & depictions of human & animal death I write scripts, not prose, so s/o to @neon_heartbeat for the edits
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@semperrgumby how the dentist starts to look to me after he's been using that one tool and tells me "okay, now suck" one too many times
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how my dentist looks at me when the root canal is taking longer than expected due to unforeseen complications
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impressed hot dentist yet again with my tight sexy zigzagging root canals
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if you scribble over a song on your spotify wrapped I am just gonna assume it’s we are charlie kirk
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