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Do you ever feel SUPER overwhelmed with how many different projects and protocol exist out there?
Do you wish you knew which projects were gonna be the next Titans of Defi?
Fuck, same here man.
But I made a teeny tiny list of ones that I think fit that description!
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@BarcaUniversal
Lewandowski completely handicaps our attack. How can we have any sort of attacking presence when our big number 9 is deeper than Gavi and Romeu half the time?
Wingers can't provide service to no one
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@Morbidful
Y’all know aliens saw this and was like nah we ain’t visiting for a looooong time
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Sei is looking to establish itself as the dominant chain for speed and transaction finality, in hopes to attract perp DEXs. gamefi DEXs, etc
But people keep trying to compare SEI to APTOS/SUI and I'm gonna show you why that is not the case.
Ahoy Seilors, let's swab the deck!
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Let me tell you a story: I was sitting there right? Just furiously beating off....
Nahhhh, I'm just messing with ya, but I was furiously walking around my neighborhood to calm my angry child and as Dads do, I was listening to a podcast about
@SeiNetwork
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Semi-large news coming out of the
@SeiNetwork
camp with the announcement of of
@Levana_protocol
!
This is pretty cool because this furthers the point of Sei being THE spot for trading protocols to launch.
Levana has been around for awhile but have been building up to this!
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@NealGardner_
genuinely not understanding the logic behind playing all these starters after we lost the cleansheet. Put on the kids to play the second half, not like it matters
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@NealGardner_
I have no idea what he’s doing. We’re confused as to why we don’t score with all these midfielders?
Well our only attacking threat is off fucking around in the wide half spaces
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Not often will you get a thread like this from me, but I wanted to drop something fairly serious in nature today.
Normally, I'm pretty happy and try to make things that are fun to read. That being said, something has been on my mind today that I think CT will benefit from.
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@TacticoModerno
that's enough to make me hook him if I was Xavi. Didn't think Ferran should've came off and would rather him lead the line rn than Lewy. The amount of times Lewy has been caught out near the touchline or midfield instead of leading the line is unreal
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Kinda crazy how much alpha was dropped in the
@Mozaic_Fi
discord stream call thingy earlier today.
Y’all straight up missing out
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If you were here when FTX fell apart, you likely also witnessed the depeg of USDC and subsequently, most other USD related coins.
Few survived and did as well as $eUSD did and that was due in no small part to the staked RSR overcollateralization.
Let's dive deeper into RTokens!
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So today I wanted to tell you guys a tale.
A tale about hubris.
A tale about failure.
A tale about redemption.
This tale may be a bit long but I promise it'll be worth the read if you make it thru to the end.
I think everyone will get something from this.
This is Schizo
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@NealGardner_
gotta have a complete tactical overhaul. which is what I expected after the international break.
Cause clearly whatever Xavi has them set up to do isn't working.
I'd rather watch food decay than watch us play like this the rest of the season
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LISTEN UP CT
I've got FIVE Narratives that you've probably heard regurgitated by other threadoors but may also be new to you that you NEED TO KNOW!
I spent 75 hours TODAY researching these for you so you can fumble the bag and still cry that you're poor!
ARE YOU READY? LETS GO
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Please do not continue to sleep on the Moz gents and lady gent.
They are one of the few projects out there trying their metaphorical balls off
ROADMAP.
Part TWO of FIVE:
MozaicDAO 🏛
Designed, created & rendered by
@The_Linkfather
A thread 🧵
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I'm gonna quote a fantastic movie to start this thread and its one everyone should watch.
*ahem* HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES
Now that's from the Nutty Professor, but what's not nutty is
@Mozaic_Fi
's Hercules vault!
Unless you mean nutty in a good way which it totally is
👇🧵
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If you've been even REMOTELY following the narratives rolling around crypto, you'd know that AI and LayerZero are up in the top 3.
So what if I told you, you could get exposure to AI and use LayerZero tech (might count towards L0 airdrop)?
Meet
@Mozaic_Fi
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There's an AI project that's been around for a bit and I can guarantee that you are not sufficiently bullish.
It's constantly hitting limits on their vaults and just launched a staking feature.
Did you guess
@Mozaic_Fi
?
Here's some reasons to put them on your watchlist:
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@NealGardner_
This reeks of desperation. Sounds like Abde was pretty fed up with us as well considering he just unfollowed Barca almost immediately lmao
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A long time ago, in a codebase far far away, sprung an important piece of Defi infrastructure called Curve.
And from that special Force, grew multitudes of protocols using Curve in some way. This brought forth the Clone, err Curve Wars.
Which brings me to
@Curvance
. Let's chat
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CAAAN YOUUU SMELL WHAT THE
@BERACHAIN
IS COOKINGGGGG??!?!?
Cause I fucking can. They're starting to show off the real (FAKE) chain and why they're going to be a force to be reckoned with.
Let's talk a bit about the newest article and why this is my most anticipated token drop!
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Heyo welcome to this long winded diatribe about my experience working inside of a psychiatric facility for 6ish years!
This will probably be scatterbrained (as are most of my long-winded writings) but I'd like to think there will be some good information here.
This will be an
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Well this is a thread I didn’t think I’d have to make again and tbh it’s embarrassing to do so after all the years I’ve been in crypto.
But I’ve been hacked. Unfortunately they got my ARB airdrop and any liquid tokens I had left.
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Ok because Rekt asked so nicely, I'll give you shits my thoughts on strong horses masquerading as internet money.
First let's define strong horses.
Strong horses to me doesn't necessarily mean coin go up/best coin ever.
I see it as coins that have the best staying power.
🧵👇
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PSSSSSTTT hey you.
Yeah you, I'm talking to you.
Did you know that there is a way for you to farm stables all while maintaining exposure to Eth's upside?
Its called
@EthosReserve
Let's do a little chitty chitty chat chat!
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1/ So we're inevitably headed for a crypto winter, perhaps even a prolonged crypto winter! Most will make the case for sitting out and DCAing, which isn't a bad option. But I still want to use dapps! Here's my 3 projects that I think will make sense to use during a crypto winter
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I am officially 30 years old.
Another year around the Sun.
What do I do now that I’ve joined the 30 club?
Scream, cry?
Buy a midlife crisis car?
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So
@orbitaldex
had an announcement in their discord, regarding possible launch date and announcing an AMA on discord coming the 21st of Feb.
They mentioned they are doing something entirely new and that its a step forward for Dexes
Here's my thoughts and why I'm interested
👇
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Have you ever wondered: Man, just how in the high hell is Schizo so smart? Don't worry, I've also wondered that.
But luckily for you, I have the answer and am willing to share it! Is it PEDS, Cocaine, or leeching off his friends' knowledge?
Ding ding its
#3
! Read on to see who
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If you're a heavy Brypto user, then you know damn well that 2 narratives that have been gaining heavy traction recently are Telegram Bots and Gambling ala Rollbit.
But what if you combine the two into one narrative driven monster of an app?
That's what
@TeamBookiebot
has done!
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Are you like me, tired of trying to dredge through the slums of Twitter to find just a tiny crumb of alpha? Feeling flustered, discombobulated?
Get lost in the jungles of Defi warfare that is CT? Well today I'm gonna throw you a bone.
Try out Lists!
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Adrift, I float.
Weightless, ethereal.
Alone in the Cosmos, a weary explorer wades through the stars to find gems to sell, so that he may feed his family once again.
Its hard work, and some would say insane.
Luckily he's the right Schizo for the job.
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One thing I've noticed after being in Crypto for awhile is that we're dying for apps to be simple for people to use.
Whether its trading, options, LPing, anything!
@thalesmarket
just released a helluva product making trading and options easy to use!
The need for Speed Markets!
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Happy Friday ya bunch of degenerates!
I had the absolute pleasure to talk shop with my buddy
@rektdiomedes
and what follows are the questions I asked him, and the answers he provided.
I find that the more I chat with him, the more aligned we are on plenty of stuff and its great
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Listen up Pendlers...uh Pendlians...hmmm holders of
@pendle_fi
!
You ever think, man it would be cool to have a Convex type project built around my $Pendle holdings?
Well you're in luck with
@Equilibriafi
!
Let's talk about their Pendle Boosted pre-campaign launch!
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So I recently hit that dirty 30 mark in my life, 3 decades of existing.
And I jokingly posted about midlife crises, my body shitting out on me, etc.
And my friend
@CryptoKoryo
said that I should draft up a thread sharing some wisdom, a list of 20 things I wish I knew in my 20s.
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I want to have “made it” not just for my wife and child. But for one other important thing:
I want to NERD THE FUCK OUT 24/7.
I wanna play all the RPGs, I wanna buy ALL the magic the gathering cards, I wanna watch endless sci-fi, play MMOs.
And I guess get jacked and tanned
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Alright so now that I've had a day or so to digest, let's talk ETH Denver.
This was my first ever crypto conference experience and tbh, my first time really getting to hear crypto talked about in real life.
So what are my takeaways and what did I find that was cool?
For one,
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I am hashtag shocked, utterly appalled at you CT.
Hell you might even say that I'm aghast at your behavior.
Because I'm not seeing near enough posts on
@GhastProtocol
and it is ghastly decisions on all your behalf.
So I'm gonna do it for you, you lazy fucks
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Haven't done a good ole thread in a minute so I'm offering my (rather late) take on markets for this year.
So I offer a continuation of Schizo Szn: My 2024 thesis.
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Have you been a witness to the death of CEX and the rise of the DEX?
Do you see the US dropping exchanges like flies and wonder, "can I really trade on a DEX?"
The answer is yes, yes you can, and you should!
Do you like the potential for free money too?
Then read on hombre!
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Alright y'all, its time for a little CT snack!
We're gonna take a bite sized look at
@pear_protocol
and what they bring to the defi landscape!
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I've talked plenty about spending time wisely, and choosing to spend as much time with friends/family as I can.
I haven't always been this way and have taken their existence for granted.
One moment in particular haunts me.
This is the story of my friend Morgan's life and death
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So I read through this and figured, to hell with it, I'll give my perspective on this topic as well.
Can agree that I am way happier now in this field than what I was prior.
But it's also hard work!
Before we go further, let's get some background info for your butts
1/12 Five months ago, I quit my 9-5 job to concentrate on DeFi writing.
Best decision ever!
I am happier, more productive, and have greater earning opportunities.
Here's my experience if you also want to quit your job: 🧵
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Do you languish in the depths of mediocrity? Do you wish to see a light at the end of your wagie tunnel? Are you always late to everything? Wanna find out how to be early to trends?
Well good luck because idk how to do it either. But I do know where to look for new projects tho!
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I think the next big protocols to watch out for, are the ones that will let you borrow against LSDs.
Anything where I can mint dollars off of wstETH or stATOM or what have you, is a big fucking win
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Kingmaker. That shit gets my blood going to all the right spots. A few coins can nowadays be called a kingmaker. But who is the OG Kingmaker?
That's right. Its CRV baby!
Those sweet sweet bribes. Those sweet sweet
@noahseidman
diatribes.
Let's do a quick look at the CRV eco!
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Conviction. Its a strong word with a strong definition, and since this isn't a court of law, we're talking about having a strong belief.
REAL money is made through conviction.
I thought about focusing on just one, but instead, here's my top 5 convictions for 2023👇
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Ah man it went from me asking this mans help over a year and a half ago when I got my wallet hacked to this lmao
People can do good work and still be a shitcan
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Let's talk Arbitrum (SHOCKER) for another second. What is part of the reason that Arbi has taken off?
I have to think its because of the amount of projects that are native to the chain. Think Dopex, Camelot, Plutus and the like.
Let's add one more to the list:
@parallaxfin
!
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12/
But I want you all to take a lesson from my sadness induced rambling.
Don't take your loved ones time for granted. Make every second count and every moment worthwhile.
I'll end this with a question for all of you sitting behind your PCs, making internet money...
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1/ Thread time! 🧵👇
Just as an fyi for everyone, I have a degree psychology, which is primarily useless until I applied it to crypto situations. As a whole we know that markets are human psychology displayed in a bunch of candles. This has led me to many a thought experiment.
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That new Orbital just dropped
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@DeFi_Made_Here
I mean basically none of these are relevant anymore. So that’s probably the best indicator
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If you don't know about
@tapioca_dao
at this point, well you might as well just go eat the pudding.
Omnichain borrowing/lending/leverage, an omnichain stablecoin in $USDO, and a token in $TAP?
Tickle me taint and call me Jimothy, I'm in.
Announcing TapiocaDAO's completion of a $6m seed raise!
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Alright y'all, here's the deal. I spent most the day making a thread about innovation and 3 projects that I like most that are innovative.
Then my son smacked my keyboard and accidentally closed out of the tab. I didn't save anything...
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Y'all like options? Y'all like decentralization?
Of course you do, you're on CT!
Let's dive into something that combines these two things and more!
A thread on
@aori_io
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So Twitter friends, I heard you don't like to do your due diligence and you like threads where alpha is spoonfed to you?
Well you're in luck because I'm bored and want to highlight some cool projects. Some underrated, some just neat ones doing neat stuff
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Also gonna toot my own horn here, legit been killing it on this platform.
Been saying since the beginning of the year we start moving up, check the tape on
@CryptMoose_
podcast with me.
Been talking up SOL for months.
Killing it with $MOZ.
By all means keep fading the schizo
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Life.
What makes up the very fabric of life?
It exists in the trees, the soil, the animals that walk the Earth, and the Humans that inhabit it.
It is one of the building blocks of the most fundamental bits of our existence.
And what is 'it'?
'It' is
@carbondefixyz
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AYOOOOOO less than 2.5 hours to go until LGE starts!
Remember this will run from today at 1500 UTC until May 21st at 1500 UTC.
Its a FCFS sale and you also have no cliff but after the initial 60% TGE unlock, there is a 12 month vesting schedule for the remaining 40%.
Only 24 hours to go until our LGE on
@RamsesExchange
where we're raising $1,575,000 USDC, with a token price of $1.05 per $UWU.
❌NO whitelist
❌NO cap per address
✅First Come First Served
More details below 👇
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I won't lie to you guys, I'm not that smart. But I know that not one of you guys knows what a Quoll is. So I googled it for you and these things are carnivorous?? I mean look at it! It is vicious!
Just like how
@QuollFinance
is viciously hoovering up $WOM like a Dyson vacuum!
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People be thinking that $ATOM fucking up equals Cosmos dying.
Not the case at all.
Can be bullish on Cosmos while bearish ATOM
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That being said if anyone knows of people/projects looking for marketing work, copywriting, ghostwriting, or any community work that might offer some income, I could use that and it would help greatly.
But I’m like a cockroach, I’ll survive somehow!
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While
@starsarenacom
had a rollercoaster start, they've recently reopened the Arena like the Roman gladiators of old, and guess what?
Its still a damn good time!
Here's what's going on here 👇 🧵
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After having done some morning meditations, cold plunges, sun to ball exposure, and some post nut clarity, I sat down and really thought hard about what CT wants.
Is it pumps? Is it sexual favors from prostys?
No! You need some projects that need to be on your watchlist!
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Crypto has a problem.
Most projects that are being created are just too complex for the majority of users.
People need ease and simplicity while most applications in Crypto aren't cared about by outsider users.
But you know what is?
Gaming and
@avax
is capitalizing on it
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@NealGardner_
Honestly at this point I hope we lose, just for their to be some kind of inquest or change of tactics.
Cause this has been a brutal watch.
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@NealGardner_
Completely ignored for whatever reason. Instead we’ll use the incredibly congested left side with Felix and Ferran stumbling over one another
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Anyone else get joy from just trying out different apps and protocols? I get giddy from innovation and being apart of it all.
ITS COOL SHIT YO
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Are you still foraging around on Arbitrum, wishing and hoping to find just a single crumb of Alpha?
Did you miss out on the $ARB free money drop?
Or are you redacted like me, and got your seed phrase hacked?
Well worry not, Papa Schizo about to feed you hella crumbs
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People may not remember if you’re new to me but that interaction started my super grind to where I am now.
When I realized that no one would help recover because it was too small an amount I just went harder.
I went from down bad from the bear market, to thinking I had a way
Ah man it went from me asking this mans help over a year and a half ago when I got my wallet hacked to this lmao
People can do good work and still be a shitcan
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So I want to chime in, in a more formal manner, on all the stuff floating around twitter regarding content creators and stuff.
Obviously it should be said that disclosing a paid thread, or paid article, or what have you should be a given.
But CT is quick to forget…
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"Steady lads, steady"
This piece is going to focus on another real yield project, called
@steadefi
.
If you know anything about me, I've been a big advocate of anything real yield. The way of inflated emissions has passed, and it's time to get paid in hard money.
Get stuck in!
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I love how no one was talking about Bald and Base, then I wake up this morning and I’ve seen 9 different threads on it.
Y’all lying through your teeetthhhhg
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Imagine for a moment, a brisk breeze flowing through your hair. Cherry blossoms fluttering and spinning in the air, coming to rest at your feet.
The sound of steel on steel ringing through the forest, sparks sparkling.
Your eyes lock upon a figure. It's
@SybilSamurai
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ALRIGHT CT WAKE THE FUCK UP LETS DO SOMETHING FUN
Get your attention? Nice.
So since most of us are anon and don't share photos of ourselves, I thought it would be interesting to do just that, but in a funner way.
Everyone's got a celebrity lookalike right?
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Do you consider yourself a Defi God?
Have people admired your Defi abilities to the extent of cowering at your feet?
Would you consider yourself Savvy? No?
Well I have a feeling
@SavvyDeFi
wants to help you attain that status with no liquidation risk.
👇🧵
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Ayo????? Native dex by the dudes at
@dopex_io
and
@PlutusDAO_io
?? Excuse me
@ethersole
??? Who gave y'all the right to build so expeditiously??
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On today's episode of Schizo runs his mouth and pretends to be intelligent, we have Part 2 of our thread series with
@reserveprotocol
!
And if you're here to learn about RTokens and their yield opportunities, you're in the right spot!
If you wanna check out Part 1 go here:
If you were here when FTX fell apart, you likely also witnessed the depeg of USDC and subsequently, most other USD related coins.
Few survived and did as well as $eUSD did and that was due in no small part to the staked RSR overcollateralization.
Let's dive deeper into RTokens!
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LISTEN UP SOLDIERS!
Today we're navigating the veToken wars in search of safe passage across the battlefield!
Col. Schizo along with his partner
@Spiral_DAO
, are here to tell you of a new entrant to this war, $COIL and $SPR!
Dive into the trenches with me soldier!
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What's the reason to be excited?
Well, because there isn't really a solid trading hub in all of Cosmos. Could say Injective but meh, this is bigger.
Especially since Levana are touting themselves as the GMX of Cosmos.
Pretty big shoes to step into! Unless you're Shaq.
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I’m realizing so many more berachain related people follow me than I realized.
If you’re following me and I’m not, hit me up so we can connect!
I’ll make sure to do so.
Especially after rocking out at Berapalooza
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Probably nothing.
Not like I’ve been talking about $MOZ for weeks or anything
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Managed to save my nfts and even a portion of my BTC!
Shoutout the hacker for repaying some of my loan so I could swoop in, pay the rest, and offload the btc to a new wallet 🤝
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Today on another episode of Schizo Writes Like a Smoothbrain, we have: Delorean Exchange!
@delorean_gm
This post is not sponsored nor is this financial advice cause you shouldn't be taking advice from a man with a self reported IQ of 76.
Now let's see what's happening!
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“Yes honey I’ll be up in a sec! I just wanna make sure I have 10k worth of that doginme coin on Base!”
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Aggregation ain't really my bag as my frens are muchhhhh better than I am.
But I am a lazy threadooor today and didn't have anything to write about so I figured I'd share some interesting articles and things in my bookmarks.
Maybe a hint of alpha there, who knows until you read
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