Sarah Peele
@sarriepeele
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Proud mom to Salad Rat; I tweet my feelings.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
👨🏻: Does the carpet match the drapes? Heheh 👩🏼: I don’t have carpet 👨🏻: That’s hot 👩🏼: Hardwood floors 👨🏻: Alrighhhht 👩🏼: Haven’t been swiffered in months 👨🏻: O...kay 👩🏼: Had a rug for a while but my dog peed on it a lot so we threw it out 👨🏻: Um
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Woooo congrats to all! 🥂🍾✨
Congrats to the finalists of the 2024 ScreenCraft Screenwriting Fellowship! @AllieKitaguchi @ItsLaDarrion @LoveMyika @stefstefstanley @bluefacedbaby @sarriepeele @MichaelWeinreb @_victorialu @CharmColina @scallemang @jcremata @streamofwisdom More: https://t.co/ZN8fWtlkN1
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It just doesn’t feel like ☀️😎summertime😎☀️ until the Supreme Court strips somebody of their rights
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Happy birthday to my daughter and happy 2nd Labial Laceration Anniversary to me!!! 🎂🥰
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Not abortions. Not books. Not drag queens. Not Black history. Guns. It’s the fucking guns that are killing our kids.
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A 28-year-old armed with two assault-style rifles and a handgun killed three students and three staff members at a Christian school in Nashville.
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Last night my friend asked who Zöe Kravits’ mom was and I *~very confidently~* answered Lisa Bonet Ramsey
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Having a toddler is great if you’ve ever felt lonely while inserting a tampon
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My almost 2 yr old heard me say the phrase “lost potential” yesterday & she kept repeating it — “lost po-tench-all” — over & over again in a way that started to feel v accusatory
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Where do you eat Chinese food? 🔲 on a couch (u r normal) 🔲 in a restaurant (u r royalty) 🔲 at your dining table (u r sociopath) 🔲 standing in kitchen, staring into sink, thinking of nothing (u r me)
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My son turns one tomorrow so it’s a year since I survived this ordeal and what I’ll say to you now is if you think pregnant people in this country aren’t completely fucked then you are a 100% silly goose.
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I like to listen to The Hours soundtrack while I shop online bc I want to feel the FURTIVENESS, the GRAVITY of buying a fanny pack
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After years in captivity, Jay Leno’s vehicles have finally turned against him
Jay Leno is reportedly recovering from a motorcycle accident last week that left him with several broken bones just months after he sustained serious burns in a fire that broke out in his Los Angeles garage.
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Googling people is pointless now bc online everyone is either very successful or very a murderer
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It’s like if Dorothy, Rose and Sophia were Disneyed
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The Wizard of Oz passes both the Bechdel Test and the Sarah Peele Test: Dorothy and the Wicked Witch never once talk about a man and they *only* talk about dogs, shoes and murders. 10/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Quick reminder that in Great Expectations Miss Havisham is described as being “scarcely 40” 🥰
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