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SIX LITTLE MONKEYS JUMPIN ON DA BED ONE FELL OFF BUMPED EM ON ‘IS HEAD
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WHEN ME GET SLEEPY, I GO TO BED
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Good morning ballers
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@zyronx_ @justice57922621 @TheNBACentral You obviously don’t know ball
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@1lonerlifestyle @samohtnella man made a post about a documentary he doesn’t even remember the name of
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@Mesacboy @Coren26994826 @GottaluvluvA @incelReplies If he has a baby mama he automatically isn’t an incel, he’s just an abuser.
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@incelReplies He’s a businessman
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@BenOwens20_ @espn @TBTimes_Bulls You’re appreciating greatness
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@UsingCigarettes You’d think they’d move where the vapes are after awhile
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@JayydenBlue18 @kirawontmiss Only one of these shows were worth watching
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Do y’all have sex hamburger style or hotdog style
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Sometimes I eat dog treats just so I could feed that dog in me
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Me and who
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Many Men, Many Many Many Many Men, wish sex on me
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I Was Sitting With A Group Of Friends Once, Mix Of Guys And Girls, And They We’re All Talking And Laughing Telling Stories, Then They Looked Over At Me And I Was Fully Jerkin My Meat, Like Fully Cumming
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I Was Sitting With A Group Of Friends Once, Mix Of Guys And Girls, And They We’re All Talking And Laughing Telling Stories, Then They Looked Over At Me And I Was Fully Sobbing Silent Tears, Like Fully Crying.
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@tyler02020202 Oh noooooo you’re gonna have to pay attention? That’s sooooo horrible 😐
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@TeamKanyeDaily This dude got lost in a forest, and he’s feeling sad about it
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@Twitch This is really the best graphic design y’all could come up with? You should probably start hiring based on talent not personality and not exclusively whether it fits into your inclusivity umbrella.
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@MobHoops Y’all gotta stop switching up on this team every week
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@The8BitIdiot There’s another really interesting story behind this, the girl that Ira Einhorn was dating after the murder was named Cecelia Condit. She ended up making a bunch of short horror films surrounding the incident in the 70s and 80s after the news came out. One of them in particular…
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Skyrimjob
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@HonoluluBlues_ @ChimRitchels They are taught to do that, packers player def knew the rule Alim was just smarter
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Put my dick in a blender call it blender dick
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@AdamSchefter Biden gets elected and things automatically get better
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There’s a reason almost every polyamorous person is white. Ever heard the phrase, “poly want a cracker?” Makes a lot of sense now doesn’t it…
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@ChillNas_ @wojespn Yeah but shams also fumbled the bag
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MASTURBATING WITH A FULL BLADDER?! (CHALLENGE)
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Fuck it… *uneats your pussy*
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*Jack Harlow voice* I been a (R) Throw up the (E) Nerds be a (T-A) Uh-huh (R-D-E-D) And I be fuckin on Retards
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I’m wet but I’m being brave about it
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@The8BitIdiot It’s really interesting because she is obviously trying to grasp and deal with the reality of her situation, that her boyfriend of a year was keeping a decomposing body in his closet. She made the films as a sort of coping mechanism
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@PrideOfDetroit I am legitimately fighting back tears
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The Jewish People “were”
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Learning a lot from the Star Trek wiki
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Thinking about getting into sex, any tips for beginners?
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@skatie420 *click* Nice… *click* sweet… *click* a bit racist… *click* that’s Lin Manuel Miranda
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@irlhope So you’re telling me they fought for this country and don’t deserve 100% at the local Cracker Barrel?
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@hopes_burial Ain’t no way he fuckin
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OK but can your man do this?
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Congrats on the part @hanfjob
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Clayface will be in ‘THE BATMAN - PART 2’. (Source: Deadline)
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She’s foaming at the butt
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Just how hard would you have to flick a baby right in the forehead to kill it on site
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Honey please stop crying you’re getting the blunt wet
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Me and who 😍
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Tennessee Sex Cop
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Tennessee sex cop Maegan Hall claims she was ‘sexually groomed’ in new lawsuit
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@FlygonHG I have become bug, destroyer of all
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You’re in her DM’s I’m in her bed poking her inexplainable leg bruises
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CROISSONIX
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I’m a liberal who says retard
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@DatBoiTanno @SkyhookWrld @BallsackSports They start you out that badly, they want you to use virtual currency to make her player better instead of having to grind out like three or four full seasons before being a star
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WOW THANKS FOR 500 FOLLOWERS HERES A PIC OF MY HOG
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Looking good Oscar!
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When a bad bitch like me needs some extra money I hit the poles
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The main difference between my ex and I is that when she had a bad mental health day, it gave me all the more reason to try and provide as much love as possible to someone in need. When I had a bad mental health day, it was used as ammo and justification for treating me like…
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@Lfan4Il @chase19136 @PFTCommenter Lmao “so if it’s happened before it must be happening again on an unprecedented scale because I can’t comprehend that our lives are extremely random and unique things happen everyday, even in professional sports 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪”
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@AdamSchefter Golladay, Jalen Waddle, and Tyrell Williams on the same team! Astounding
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Bag(s) secured
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@FinessaFudges I got some down syndromes I can call
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need a quirked up mentally unwell twitter girl to play with my balls
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Date idea i fucking GET you
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The Hype House but for twitter shitposters
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I hope that you all not only see me as a shitposting account, but also as a friend
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How does Chick-fil-A make sure all the chickens are homophobic before they serve them
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Every single word in this post applies to me fully
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Are margaritas gay?
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The key to getting laid is having a good mix of stoicism AND autism
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Who up craving human interaction rn
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Twitter for Zenith Television
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Same butt different hole
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Date idea. A bottle of merlot. Some cheese. I'm a rat.
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living on the high of two likes per tweet
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@sprxgue @NFL @Lions UPDATE YOUR NAME BUDDY WE’RE 4-6!!!
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This could be us
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who would win
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Is it ILLEGAL to blow cigarette smoke into a child’s face?
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Y’all don’t understand how great it feels to be this guy even for a minute
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After over EIGHT MONTHS in twitter jail I’ve finally been freed I just dropped to my knees at work
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