Sam J Cohn, MD
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Multiple Sclerosis neurologist. Views mine, not medical advice. Pitbulls, Pokémon, Fitness. 🌈 he/him. DEN via CLE & Long Island. Same handle on 📷 & 🟦☁️
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I knew it'd be a long-shot, but after we went under contract on our house, I applied to be on House Hunters. And after 4 months, I can now announce that Joey and I filmed an episode of HH, and it'll air November 10! Tune in to see me move awkwardly and decry pedestal sinks!
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Who are these absolute monsters that have $850k in cash? How am I supposed to compete with that in our house hunt?
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I CANNOT TELL YOU LOUDLY ENOUGH, DO NOT LET A CHIROPRACTOR NEAR YOUR GODDAMN NECK.
This message brought to you by a neurologist who manages Cervical Artery Dissection and their resulting STROKE.
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Can't stop thinking about this. One bazillion points to Trixie for brevity and accuracy.
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Friends, please read the packaging more carefully than I did. This is...not cherry.
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@smith_jsbe8786
That's exactly where I land. Chiropractors are fine for most things (though I make patient aware that they are not evidence-based), but no neck stuff.
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just terminated a 🏠 contract. after all it took just to get to this point, i feel anguished and angry. the housing market is cruel and unfair, and contrary to what my lender suggests, me - a grown doctor - should not need to ask my parents for money to afford a home.
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When patients ask if I think they should see a chiropractor, I usually do a long sigh and say, "No, but if you go, no neck stuff." Dissection is no joke.
5 yrs ago today I had a moderate stroke from a vertebral artery tear caused by a chiropractic neck adjustment. After 6 days in hospital, I couldn’t drive for a month and needed a walker and cane. I’m grateful each day for my recovery. Don’t let anyone touch your neck friends. ❤️
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Listen, is he the candidate of our dreams? No.
Is he an empathetic, decent man who has our nation's best interests at heart? Absofuckinglutely.
There is no other choice. Vote Biden.
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i'm sorry but you're all going to have to put up with a slow trickle of wedding photos, because just look at my husband!
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When on Long Island, you drink Long Island Iced Teas, and you exchange vows and rings. 💍🏳️🌈🍹🗽🥂
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Can I poll the audience? How many of you are aware that Palliative Medicine (Supportive Care) and Hospice are distinct types of medical care?
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Bedroom before painting // Bedroom after painting. Went with "Cascades" by Sherwin Williams. More rooms to come!
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Happy new year everyone! I'm leaving as much self-doubt as I can in 2023, and hoping for a 2024 filled with enrichment and personal growth.
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Younger me would have been absolutely mortified to wear something like this. Current, 35 year old me is incredibly proud that I have the confidence to do so.
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Um, I'd have to say April 25th, because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light wedding. 👨❤️👨💍🌈⛰️
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my superpower? spelling levetiracetam correctly the first time, every time. this does not apply to amitriptyline nor bupropion.
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there are many of you here, who broadcast your gay lives, both the big moments and the mundane, and i hope you all recognize how empowering this can be for young or closeted followers. keep being your beautiful, impactful selves.
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My patient: are you married?
Me: engaged
My patient: what's her name?
Me: Joseph
My patient:
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Jesus Fucking Christ. Do you want to keep screwing us over? This is how you keep screwing us over.
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Is my patient still smoking cigarettes regularly? Yes. Does a full pack now last 4 days instead of 3? Yes. Will I congratulate them on that progress, and support their ongoing efforts? You betcha.
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Feels petty to post a selfie in light of *all this* but I need some levity and I need you to know that my eyes are grey.
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Faggatrini shirt, brought to you by the excellent taste of one
@EricWillz
and his Gay Ass Podcast merch!
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I'm learning I have a deep hatred for pedestal sinks. WHERE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PUT MY THINGS?
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what are days off if not reasons to make lattes for you and your husband and to hang out with the doggo
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I dunno, I guess I'm just excited to fit back into my medium-sized clothes
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I think I should have clarified: I did NOT use any medications to achieve this. It was entirely through daily steps, weight lifting, and eating protein while in a calorie deficit.
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Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put a fight?
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Do you need a skincare product that doubles as a sedative? Have I got news for you!
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Body by
@noom
swim trunks by
@mcecreations
self-confidence by me. This is the first shirtless selfie I've posted in my entire life, and you know what? I feel incredible!
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GODDAMN IT WHAT DID I SAY NOT EVEN A WEEK AGO.
This is unnecessary at best, and actively harmful at worst.
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So I guess I lied on my driver's license when I said blue eyes, huh?
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i'm excited to be old enough to admit that i don't find bars or clubs fun. staying in with my husband, or hosting small, intimate dinner parties with another couple, would be far superior to going out. also alcohol tastes gross.
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Today is my 37th birthday. Here's to another year filled with love, self-care, and growth.
And baked goods. Always baked goods.
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My love language? Getting to the gate a full hour before boarding starts. If I have to buy food, I want the gate in my line of sight the whole time!
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One year ago, Joey and I went to the Denver courthouse and got married! Happy one year anniversary to my wonderful husband.
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🌈🌈I don't know who needs to hear this (mainly me), but you do not need to look a specific way to participate in Pride. Pride is for all of us, of all body types, colors, orientations, religions, and ability. 🌈🌈
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It’s time to get out of my comfort zone! 🔥 I dared to take the plunge and am officially a castaway on
#Survivor
: 44! Watch me in the
@survivorcbs
premiere on March 1st on
@CBS
!
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Oh another opportunity for me to post A'Whora? Don't mind if I do!
Name a moment that changed RuPaul’s Drag Race forever… I’ll go first 😭
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My daily affirmation? My self-worth is not based on being f*ckable.
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Didn't even know I had this apron. Happy Thanksgiving, folks.
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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever put on an outfit that you haven't fit into since before fellowship (and before COVID)? Down 23 pounds as of today, and feeling empowered.
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Shoutout to anyone who's experienced a corneal abrasion. 👁️⚡️⚠️ I am in agony rn, and am accepting virtual hugs and pet pictures 🐶🐱
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My dermatologist just said my hair and skin look great, and to keep up the good work. Now THAT is how you restore gay powers!
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New pride and pronoun pins are on my badge and ready to make some patients feel safe and validated! 🌈🩺
#gaymedtwitter
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Please tell your loved ones how much they mean to you. Life is precious and unpredictable, that's all I'm going to say about that for now.
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It is 97° here in Colorado today. My husband decided to buy a kiddie pool. I get in it. He then laughs, as it was intended for the doggo.
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honey that's the circle of willis
interesting that Portland is held up as a pillar of good West Coast urbanism despite being the only major city in the Pacific Northwest with a downtown highway loop
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The huhhhsbahnd (Meredith Marks voice) thought I looked nice here on our final night in Paris 🇫🇷
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This queer doc can now run for president, because it's my 35th birthday! 🌈🎂👨⚕️
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If I don't post again within a few hours, send a search party to the Corn Maze
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Merry Christmas to all of you, from me, Joey, Annabelle, and this commissioned picture where she is a duchess 🎄🦌👨❤️👨🏳️🌈🐶
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LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND IN MY DESK DRAWER. What are we renting?
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One of my go-to phrases with patients, after making introductions, is “what have you been told so far? I want to make sure we’re starting on the same page.” You’d be surprised how often patients are either kept in the dark, or simply misunderstood.
#medtwitter
#neurotwitter
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Tonight's the night! We're going to be on House Hunters! Set your DVR, or streaming option of choice!
@HouseHuntersTV
@hgtv
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An almost empty flight to Detroit at 6am with free wifi? Could be me!
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We're really heading towards another lockdown just when Costco reintroduced free samples?
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If you refer to gender-affirming care as "mutilation," you are not only ill-informed, but you already show that you are unwilling to engage in a good faith conversation in which you can learn.
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hi im just posting this pic where i felt cute while on the ponte vecchio no biggie
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January 2023 --> Now. I didn't realize how much my face has changed. Yay progress!
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I've been a little quiet lately about our house search, but finally, we have some news! 🏠🥂👬👨❤️👨⛰️☀️ And yes, the bathrooms are shenanigan-free!
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Today, I gave a eulogy for my dear uncle, Richard Froehlich. We lost his husband Joe just 5 months ago. It's heartbreaking to lose Rich so soon, but I mainly feel grateful that they made me feel seen, understood, and loved for exactly who I am. Rest in piece, Rich, and be well.
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