our girl is so resilient, i love earth she is truly tht bitch

“And if you get to ride out a historic self-inflicted global market crash with true friends by your side… well that’s just tariffic 😊”

ever since someone said that stretch marks kinda look like sunlight on water, i’ve liked mine

🥲

i want to be her when i grow up

Midway through November is the official beginning of crashout season. Improving your life can wait until January. Engage in those vices and become even more toxic, it’s been a long year you deserve it

it’s so cool how everything just sucks now

I keep seeing people ask how millennials are the only people who can see through the online bullsht. And I’ll tell you how. Bc we didn’t always have the internet but once we did, every single school paper needed 10 reliable website sources and none could be Wikipedia or a dot com

i love that all the actors without exception shot this film drunk

Making sure everyone sees this

Wasn’t ready to cry over this 🥺

just discovered there’s a soup festival in france. you pay for a bowl and then just go get soup at any stand u want. i should be there…

every woman watching a man’s single brain cell fighting for its life

“who do u wanna be when you grow up?” me:

sickening, she's just the coolest woman out there

the european mind cannot comprehend lil jon doing georgia's roll call

I'm this old

little miss virgo placement

why my brain switching this to the travis-ryan version