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are you not entertained? 36 | chicago | swiftie since ‘06 | eras chicago n3 | dbatc stan 🚦| rep stan 🖤🥀
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every time she does the damn stage dive i laugh because there’s literally no reason for it to be in the show other than she just wanted to do that
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i saw a video of jason kelce leaving the after party last night and his security people were approaching him with the kind of caution typically reserved for use if a tiger escaped its pen at the zoo
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i’m delighted to tell YOU that we all know you’re up to something but we haven’t figured out just what yet
I’m delighted to tell you that you’ll be able to watch Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour (My Version) a few hours earlier than expected! Experience the ENTIRE concert film for the first time ever, beginning to end, including “cardigan” and FOUR new acoustic songs on
@DisneyPlus
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how to answer to make it seem like i consume media normally and haven’t listened to ttpd for 44 hours since thursday at 11:01 pm
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i want an eras tour barbie lol. how cute would it be if there was a barbie that you could get all the eras outfits for, & a stage setup of some sort? both lover guitars, the koi fish guitar, all the microphones, the SURPRISE SONG PIANO????? 😭
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sometimes i pretend i haven’t seen stuff about taylor swift that my friends show me because i am so chronically online that i have seen it all in its original format, memed, or reposted 3 times already by the time they’ve seen it
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heart tattoo this heart tattoo that what happens when i get a tattoo of this
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@LBrookieF
hahahahahah i watched it so many times and i was like wow is someone following him with a tranquilizer gun
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nfl swifties teaching non nfl swifties about football is so cute to me? like i see so many people asking questions and then there are so many replies explaining things so kindly and without judgment, and it just warms my cold little black heart every time i stg.
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i’m 36 years old and i want this in my backyard
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i love when the children make fun of us olds because then i end up finding so many wonderful new senior swiftie friends and that’s ON being born in a year that starts with 19 🫶🏻
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@dracarydany
the only thing joe killed was his acting career by exclusively selecting the worst possible projects he could be in
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i see it’s
#seniorswiftie
roll call again 🫡
im catland, 36, chicago. im a die hard rep stan, i’ve been a swiftie since i heard tim mcgraw on the radio for the first time in the mid 00s when i was in college. so hey, let’s be friends! 🐍🖤
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i am BAWLING my fucking eyes out about tracy chapman on the grammys. goodbye! i am going to go cry until my eyes are unable to see anymore. we are not worthy of this performance omfg.
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@sarahswiftie71
i think they all make such magic together tbh it’s like a musical braintrust
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@justtakeemhome
i just know that man has a filing cabinet full of external hard drives that are labeled and organized from 1989 until today lol
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@carlyswimmom
lol it looked like he was alone. i’m trying to find it and not having success 😂
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@perfectlyfine89
i’m glad her own music makes her smile in specific parts like it makes me haha
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seems like the senior swiftie community is having our own loverfest tonight
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hereby conduct this post mortem investigation
hereby conduct this post mortem examination
stop… you’re losing me
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i guess taylor swift got influenced by the halara garter skort ads on tiktok too. she’s just like us.
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does anyone find the concept of someone eating 7 chocolate bars in one sitting as comical as me
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@tswiftgirlie13
it’s one of my favorite parts of the show, i also just think it’s very unserious taylor though 😂
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i just saw someone say on tiktok that stevie nicks wrote the poem for ttpd because this is taylor’s silver springs and i will not be able to stop thinking about this for like 14 business days
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@NoahKahan
@oliviarodrigo
i wonder if you can hear the noise i just made in chicago upon reading this news
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i say this lovingly and gently: the plural of vinyl is vinyl. when you are purchasing an album being released on vinyl? you are purchasing a record. that is why it is called a record store, and not a vinyl store. thank you for coming to my ted talk 🫶🏻
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i just KNOW people are not making fun of my friend?
1. her body not yours, feel free to put whatever tattoos you want on your own self
2. if you don’t have anything nice to say keep your mouth shut.
to those who have made rude comments: be better. do better. don’t try and…
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i’m not allowed to fall asleep with my headphones on listening to ttpd anymore because my mom informed me that twice this past week i was “howling” in my sleep in the middle of the night, and both of those times i fell asleep with my headphones on listening to it 🙃
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i want to do a swiftie space about kate middleton 😂 i have so much to say and want to talk about it with e v e r y o n e
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one takeaway i have from ttpd release is that the majority of music reviewers appear to lack literary analysis skills and objective reasonableness lmao
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70! degrees! my sunroof is down and i’m listening to is it over now so loud i think they can probably hear it on the international space station ☀️HAPPY SUNDAY INDEED
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i think ttpd has dethroned rep as my favorite. i think its the most sonically diverse album she’s ever put out, and the lyrics are a literal masterpiece. no other album she’s released has had this effect on me. (or my tear ducts.) 🥲
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ok wait lol i just had a v funny and v sacrilegious thought that what if taylor releases rep tv on good friday bc honey i rose up from the dead i do it all the time
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if you’re going to be rude to me for clowning (like millions of other people) then unfollow me please lol i’m just a girl
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remember when taylor swift got the entire swiftie community to tune in to thursday night football?????? and we got the midnights trailer?????!!!! that’s what i think is happening at 2 pm. ttpd trailer for music videos!
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today was rly important for me bc a lot of my hair fell out in august after getting out of an extremely stressful, dangerous, & traumatic living situation. today i got to reclaim the haircut i had prior to this & it actually looks so beautiful & i cried in the chair. BYE! 😭
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when midnights came out i was driving for doordash and making a delivery in like lincoln park or something and i was listening to bejeweled as loud as the car would go and these two girls waved to me and we both did a little cheer and those interactions will not be happening with…
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@agingerswiftie
hiii!! follow me friends! i’m not spreading leaks! just excitement and unhinged theories lmao
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bye bye midnights era thank you for getting me through one of the hardest years of my life. the journey was a little lighter with you by my side 💙💎✨
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@legendaryloml
like i’ve been at emotional war since 11 pm 4/18 but you don’t need to know that
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i want to know when three sad virgins is going to be a surprise song
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taylor swift posting travis kelce on her tiktok with the absolute dirtiest most down bad song available playing, while sweet andrea and scott decked out in his chiefs costume look on is the best thing that has ever happened to me
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@titanmatt_
hopefully this outcome leads to some sort of change in the way bars handle removing people from their locations for whatever reason. that part doesn’t sit well with me. if you’re going to remove a patron make sure they have a safe way to get back to where they need to be.
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hi if you want a leak free ttpd timeline comment here and or follow me and we can be leak free moots and find others to follow!!
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does she know that we’re all sitting here freaking out kicking giggling screaming blushing crying? did she choose to create chaos on the TL at 9:18 PM tonight for a reason? be so serious alison
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TAYLOR SWIFT
signed, a girl who also has never gotten over a single thing ever in her entire life 🫶🏻
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hellooo to all my new moots! im so excited about all of you! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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@LauraTheSwiftie
THANK YOU. the discourse about this all is so childish and every time i see someone complaining about it on the TL i essentially sprain my eyes from rolling them so hard.
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the merch selling out in 11 seconds because people have bots set up to buy it all out is getting extremely old.
i remember the days when the popular stuff would sit on the website for at least a day (if not longer) & get restocked etc. now it’s just people buying stuff to resell
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before everything explodes (more) today, i just want to say this is my first album release since being here and i am so happy to be here 🫶🏻🥰 lylas (love you like a swiftie) xoxox
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she plays these mashups then just stands up, dives into the stage, and swims away, with no explanation of her CRIMES
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every week is taylor week when you’re a clown car driving swiftie
It’s TAYLOR WEEK on
@GMA
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@taylorswift13
is giving a sneak peek at 4 acoustic songs that will be on the
@disneyplus
version of “Taylor Swift | The Era’s Tour (Taylor’s Version)” throughout the week.
Stay tuned for the first one tomorrow!
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