Burrow's Torn Ligament
@saltandbrepper
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I will fuck the floorboards if I have to
Joined December 2015
Today is the last day that a person can wish another person Happy New Year, per Larry David.
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How the grinch could have won: >Don’t randomly steal presents, focus on gift production facilities >Demand the other reindeer not to accept rudolph >Don’t siege whoville, take it immediately >Zerg rush santa’s workshop >Ally with Jack Frost against Santa >ignore Africa
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what if your team SUCKED and your house was ROBBED and your lesbian girlfriend was OUTED and you threw an INTERCEPTION and then you FUMBLED
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"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say
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People wait all year for Spotify wrapped and it’s literally just this:
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If coming off a bye week and letting the Steelers drop 40 on your field doesn’t get someone fired then you might as well abolish the entire organization right now
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Every time I see Taylor Swift it's like if Sweet Dee actually became famous.
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Clearly three equally devastating things to happen
trump getting elected, ariana not getting nominated for aoty at the grammys, benny blanco named sexiest man alive...I need this month to end QUICK...
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So weird that college goers are increasingly more republican as the price of higher ed skyrockets. very strange!
Something is happening on college campuses that we’ve never seen before… after a TIDAL WAVE of votes for Trump, they’re no longer HIDING their support. This is totally different from the last 2 cycles. There’s THOUSANDS of these videos on TikTok right now. The conditioning is
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We have to foster "I hate you, I hate your ilk, but I want you to have a good life, because I want the world to be set up so that everyone gets a good life" mindset.
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Honestly this is probably the only fun way to play overwatch at this point. Zero risk of playing with someone that plays overwatch
just ran into someone that only plays practice vs ai hello???? this is the craziest profile i’ve ever clicked on
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Four foods we eat every day that might be interfering with weight loss: 1. BJ’s Brewhouse Peanut Butter Smores Pizookie 2. Chili’s Molten Chocolate Cake 3. Half Gallon of Blue Bell Dr. Pepper Float Ice Cream 4. Domino’s Meatzza (Large Pie)
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