Ryan Marsico
@ryanmarsico
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I'm a puppy in a human suit...so we're best friends now.
California
Joined January 2011
I've spent the last 4 years only using Twitter to vent my frustrations at the previous White House Administration. I don't want that much negativity in my life anymore. Cleansing & Cleaning!! Only LOVE and PUPS on here from now on!
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🎶DING DONG THE BITCH IS GONE! The bitch is gone, the bitch is gone. THE ORANGE BITCH IS GOOOOOONE!🎶 #BidenHarrisInauguration #sohappy #BetterDays
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Who gets it?! I want it!!
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Super quick and funny read by a friend and HILARIOUS co-head writer of @jimmykimmel; @dannyricker, this was truly delightful bud. My Kid Killed Santa With Capitalism (Guest Column) https://t.co/yMDLqVqNuc via @thr
hollywoodreporter.com
'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' co-head writer Danny Ricker writes about his lesson in free-market economics care of his 'Frozen'-loving six-year-old.
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These are SO satisfying!
❤️🔥🖕🏽
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I don’t want to pay for his million dollar travel allowance. I don’t want to pay his $200,000 salary. I don’t want to pay for secret service to protect him. He tried to destroy our democracy & made million while hundreds of thousands of Americans died. Impeach him and remove him.
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But...but he's your buddy friend Lady G!
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Perfection
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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Here’s a useful read––a reminder of the importance of de-escalation by police in their interactions with protestors. https://t.co/Ondw85gQNL
fivethirtyeight.com
MINNEAPOLIS — Last Wednesday, Marcell Harris was hit by a rubber bullet. He had joined the second day of protests in this city over the killing of George Floyd, a black man who died after a police...
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My wife was feeling down, so I challenged her to pretend fight me as a new Mortal Kombat character using random items around the house. This was the result. #MKChallenge
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Sunday night at 9pm I will be improvising a movie live based on your suggestions with my pals from The Resistance. Come hang out with us if you’re free. :) https://t.co/JCWjoTwUYL
@ucbtla
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BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS!!! . . . . Now that I have your attention. We have a show Sunday night at 9pm. UCB Sunset. 7 bucks. Get your butt butt butt in the seat. https://t.co/HC9B2oh9Nz
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We’ve been dealing with @DerekMears swamp thing for too long. It’s your turn now!
‘Swamp Thing’ starring Andy Bean will premiere on the DC Universe streaming service on May 31.
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They call her "Killer Miller"...
Working on this pilot was AWESOME and it just won a thing!!! Congrats to Gumption Pictures, Karen Graci, Rodrigo Garcia, and the whole team! I'm so proud & honored to have my name on this!!!!! #pilot #femalepower
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Or see me and @resistancecmdy do an improvised action comedy movie live on stage. It’s wild I promise! Tix here: https://t.co/TxtgOy1T3Z
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We’re back! We’ll be at UCB Sunset January 21st at 10:30pm. Improv. Action. Comedy. Buy your tickets here. https://t.co/03LtXFlqQi
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Cool!
Congrats to @Justimpro & @ryanmarsico writer of SINGLE MONSTER (PILOT), for making the #FreshBloodSelects #BloodListX! #BloodList2018
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