Justin Michael Terry 🙃
@Justimpro
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Writer - Actor - Human - Robot
U.S. Outpost 31
Joined October 2010
We are back!! @secretmovieclub is at it again with Italian Jaws rip-off, The Last Shark, and we will be there live dubbing all new dialogue. It’ll be ridiculous. Please join if you feel safe. We love you all! Liberate your laughter. https://t.co/hKkztWcPIC
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SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents THE LAST SHARK/L'ULTIMO SQUALO Live Comedy Re-Dub ! Thursday, August 19, 2021 LOCATION: The Secret Movie Club Theater, 1917 Bay Street, 2nd Floor, Los Angeles, CA 90021...
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Read "Between the World and Me" by tanehisipcoates #blacklivesmatter #blm #blmmovement #justice #justiceforahmaud #justiceforbreonnataylor #justiceforgeorgefloyd #ftp @ Los Angeles, California
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If you believe @realDonaldTrump didn't hear "white power" in the video he shared, you're a racist PoS. Your bloodline should've died out in 1918, when your shitty grand and great grandparents were also probably not wearing masks. Sadly, you dumb racist f**ks are still around. Ugh
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read the book "So you want to talk about race" by @ijeomaoluo
#blm #blacklivesmatter #systemicracism
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A lot of talk about Quarantinis during this period of self isolation, and hardly any talk of Gas Flasks... I'm doing fine, by the way. #gasflask #quarantini #selfquarantine #quarantine #selfisolation #covid_19…
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#Denver quarantine protesters, figure it out you dumb shits. #WearMasks and go home. #yousuck and are #shameful just.... be better. Ugh.
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#silverlake and #echopark residents have decided that face masks are the new "yes, I'm a shit head" fashion statement to wear around your neck. #ugh #coronavirus #facemasks #QuarentineLife #stupidity #dumbcountry
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A dusting of cat hair on a pale eyed strip of cheap leather. #Trump #hair #CatsOfTwitter #trumpshair #trumpstrueform #thegovernmentsucks #tanningbedeyes
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This pandemic really puts the Vons monopoly game in perspective. Those smaller prizes feel really, really big now.
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A lot of people are doing the first name glamour shot challenge. Without picking and choosing, these are, literally, the first five images that showed up for Justin glamour shot. Enjoy. #glamour #firstname…
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MONDAY 10pm @SecondCityLA we get to play with @roundhousetwit and good times will be had by all. #gbggs #comedy #sweetbits #hotnights #cancunsummers #breakneckspeed #easyhandling @ Second City Hollywood
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GET EXCITED! The award-winning comedy team of @ryanmarsico and @Justimpro, otherwise known as @reddoorguys, are playing the next Game Night! Grab your tickets now before you spend all your money on Valentine’s Day -…
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1. Knights of the Warm Table. 2. Scholler: A Passionate Man #theresistance #meeting #work #checkin #brothers #la #hollywood #brainstorming @ Idle Hour
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Bad news: Sandman gets no love from the Academy. Good news: Sandman can stop wearing suits. Congrats to all my friends who got nominated, especially Mama.
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Wow what a decade. In 1509 I started harvesting grains. My father bought me a wife and we had 9 kids (6 lived!) the grains went rotten so we started planting corn. Then the corn rotted too. I learned nothing and still can’t read. Over the next ten years I plan to die.
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Spoiler Alert: "Ho Ho Ho, you son of a fish." Is what the kid hero says before destroying Santa Jaws... A shark with Christmas light teeth, a candy cane narwhal horn and a Santa hat on his fin.... What a time to be alive. #Syfy #ChristmasEve #thankyousyfy #HappyHolidays
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