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Impressive

Winning a chess game makes you feel on top of the world, but losing makes you feel like you’re the dumbest person to ever exist on this planet

This time, it took me 1 month to craft this for @asher_kine @asher_kine can we have your delivery details for you to get this??

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh. But it turned out to be a pyramid scheme.

Super Eagles 2010.

ℹ️ Club statement. #MUFC

i always say this! grateful to God for covid bro

Tuchel says Mainoo lacks nothing but minutes Mainoo asks for loan, Club rejects Mainoo misses WC, blames Club & relationship turns sour Refuses to sign new deal, club sends hit pieces Sheep fans fall for it Mainoo leaves & balls elsewhere Sheep fans start revisionisms

We’re losing without Kobbie We’re losing without Garnacho We’re losing without Hojlund We’re losing without Onana We’re losing without Rashford Etc. If you change the ingredients but the food still tastes shit, perhaps the Chef is the problem.

Dorgu should be a dinner man pls

Ugarte has killed me bro

“Talk to me” >>

Lilian one of few men to actually be a baller and then raise some ballers himself, gotta be so proud.

I told them

Babies will stare at you like the next best thing after breast milk just to reject you when you try to carry them

How does one get paid to party please ? Real life question.

Hannibal c’mon

Liverpool can’t keep escaping like this 😭

“Tinubu Rallies Govs Against Fuel Tax - Says It’s Cowardice To Keep Quiet” — P.M. News, 2003 “Tinubu said there was no way he could keep quiet over the planned introduction of the fuel tax, which he described as illegal.”

there's nothing i hate more than a failed nap attempt.