1st flights on @SouthwestAir since the big changes and am wondering, as a shareholder, if the marketing slogan went from “Bags Fly Free” to “Bags Fly…?” #Fight4OverheadBins #CompleteMess

Okay, @WhiteHouse @gop, you’ve let the unstable baby play with the gun long enough… You’re on the verge of starting WWIII and you’re on Hitler’s side. Time for the adults with a backbone and morals to step in and take the gun away… @realDonaldTrump

If I wanted to hear/see snarky comments about the #GoldenGlobes, I’d listen to the people seated next to me or check the socials, which are much funnier… @CBS quit with this unprofessional side banter…!

Can someone please clarify… Now that we just captured a nation’s corrupt leader, do we send them ours in return??? PLEASE? We’ll pay for the flight!!! #MaduroCapture #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

SOFT DEFENSE. @49ers

Boy, @Stranger_Things… Return of the King much?! 🙄⏳🥱⏰🤨⏱️😅

This is one of those Bay Area #Earthquakes where some people check to see if that’s what they felt, some check to see where it was centered…and then a bunch of heels post just to try to act all cool and say it was nothing, because…..they’re better than everyone else. 😂

Now that @FIFAWorldCup just awarded @realDonaldTrump a “peace prize,” it’s only matter of time ‘til Hitler gets a posthumous award for “celebration of diversity” and #StephenMiller wins “sexiest man alive.” #TrappedInTheUpsideDown

I just don’t understand why you would take such a bright, colorful movie like #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS and then have a stylist dress #Ejae @audreynuna & @reiamimami in all black while they all look so pissed off and serious in every appearance… 🤔

In just the past 2 days: Defends killing of Jamal Khashoggi. Dismantles Dept of Education. Cuts consumer compensation for flight delays. Waits for congress to force him to release the Epstein files. @realDonaldTrump is the epitome of a villain & needs to be removed from office.

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Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

All we can do is point out how corrupt and completely incompetent @realDonaldTrump is… He’s literally breaking laws & destroying history and no one in power will stop him. What happens when the rest of the country realizes laws mean nothing anymore? https://t.co/EJNGtk4NUa

Oversight Committee: “Have you ever made a deal with the devil?” @AGPamBondi: “I will not discuss that.” @AdamSchiff: “Would you say that Satan is evil?” Bondi: “Maybe YOU should question why Jesus’ sandals weren’t made in America!!!” #StupidDistractions #PamBondiHearing

I’m gonna trust hundreds of thousands of doctors with decades of experience over the dumb f*** who couldn’t even pronounce acetaminophen and the nutcase with the brain worm who was bathing in sewage a few months ago, thank you very much… @realDonaldTrump #Tylenol

Imagine if, instead of corruptly attacking the First Amendment because your thin skin cranky pants doesn’t like @jimmykimmel @StephenAtHome @sethmeyers poking fun at you, you just stopped being as asshole doing horrible things that are so easy to mock, @realDonaldTrump… #Idiot.

I STAND WITH @jimmykimmel.

So, @ABC and @Disney are the next to fold under the hypocritical BS of this dumb ass administration and just took away the #FirstAmendment rights of @jimmykimmel??? The capitulation is downright cowardly…!!!

#TreyLance in Week 2. #BrockPurdy in Week 1. Kittle, CMC, Trent Williams, etc… @LarryBeilABC7 At what point do we look at all these @49ers injuries over the years and blame either #KyleShanahan’s misuse of players or the team’s desperate need for a better conditioning coach…?

I’d imagine the amazing staffs at @TheDailyShow @jimmykimmel @LastWeekTonight @colbertlateshow could simply add buzzer and ding sounds to one of @realDonaldTrump’s dumbass ramblings to display how often he lies… Not just for comedy, but for use in upcoming political ads.