Beverage Gremlin ☕️🥤🍺🍷🥃🍹🍾
@rock_chalk_sara
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Cubs - Jayhawks - Music of all kinds - JJ Watt’s #1 fan - Tacos - Bourbon -- I'm here to stay so get comfortable!
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Watching football on Fox feels like getting a Diet Pepsi when I ordered a Diet Coke.
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“Don’t be scared to walk alone,
Don’t be scared to like it”
Buy the ticket. Experience the thing. Love the adventure. GO CHIEFS!!! ❤️
#chiefskingdom
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Headed to Chicago!
Posting this all-gender restroom that is available @ the KC airport just to piss people off who can’t stand there’s a place where anyone can take care of their business, kinda like port-a-potties at sports events. You get one life, people! CHOOSE JOY!
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I got my season ticket member gift yesterday from the
@chiefs
and I absolutely LOVE IT! It’s a Super Bowl ring replica that’s a paperweight! ❤️
READY FOR A REPEAT!
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I am FUCKING NUTS. Just bought tix to the playoff game Sunday night so it looks like I AM COMING BACK, KANSAS CITY!!!
#chiefskingdom
#somuchgasmoney
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As a lifelong KU fan, I’m going to watch the KSU bowl game with friends tonight.
Will I show up in KSU gear? Probably so.
Does that mean I hand in my Jayhawk card? Absolutely not.
I’m showing support. It’s how we should be. There’s room for everyone and all.
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@CharlieMiIazzo
@RevDaniel
Nah, Charlie. This isn’t it. It’ll never be it.
It’s NEVER the fault of the person being raped. EVER.
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I took today off to focus on myself and self-love because my heart has been needing it for awhile.
We’ve gone from confetti to crime tape today in KC and my heart hurts more than before.
FUCK YOUR GUNS.
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Quickly adds “able to drive and maneuver 20 foot U-Haul truck in metropolitan Denver and highway roads” to my Wife Me Up Resume. Deuces, Colorado. It’s been real.
KANSAS CITY YOU HAVE MY HEART AND I AM ON MY WAY! ❤️
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I got to see
@mecolehardman4
last night because he told me when I had something for him to sign, he’d sign it.
Yes, the jersey is backwards.
No, I don’t care.
Mecole told me I smelled good. All is right in the world.
#chiefskingdom
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT HER FIRST INTERVIEW REQUEST?!?!
Your Beverage Gremlin, that’s who!
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Ok y’all.
I have TWO interviews tomorrow for two jobs. Both are interesting and I’d be happy with either.
If you’ve got vibes or prayers to spare, I’d like to selfishly request some.
THANK YOU 🩷
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Jason and I are ready. GO CHIEFS!
#ChiefsKingdom
#chiefs
#SuperBowl
@JasonKelce
@newheightshow
@Chiefs
❤️💛❤️💛
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Ok. Who just sat in her car eating a double-double and animal style, celebrating a 25 pound weight loss today, in NO pants because I had to pee so bad that I took them off and went in a styrofoam cup?! I AM A FUCKING CATCH.
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Don’t tell my mom I’m drinking at 8:30 am but I’m headed back to Kansas City for another CHIEFS WIN!!!
#chiefskingdom
#airportstyle
#breakfastofchampions
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At the bank today:
Kid/boy/man: “Date of birth?”
Me: “12/27/78”
K/B/M: *looks at me* “you’re brave to wear that hair at your age”
Me: “you’re brave to comment on a woman’s appearance”
STOP COMMENTING ON PEOPLE’S APPEARANCES IF YOU’VE NOTHING KIND TO SAY 🤬🤬🤬
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To our dear sweet Birdie
@EffingCandleCo
Thank you for sharing your Digi with us these past 4 years. Your twitter friends have raised $800 in honor of him to donate to Whiskers Cat Cafe & KC Pet Project.
We love you and are thinking of you. ❤️
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Having a beer at a brewery.
Guy comes to my table and asks to borrow a chair; says “if you’re waiting for people I won’t take”
I say “it’s just me”
He says “that’s so sad”
WHY??? Why is it sad that I do things alone since I’m not coupled?
Fuck that. I do what I want.
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“snatching souls and stealing butterscotches”
I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life. This has been a pretty shit year and seeing
@mattrife
tonight was absolute JOY.
Thanks for knowing your craft, Matt. You’re funny as fuck.
The stares and looks I get when I show up alone to events still annoys me - but I’m not living this life for them.
Excited to see
@mattrife
tonight! The laughing he puts me through is heaven.
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Starting the day off spending it at the hospital in the ER with my mom. If you’ve got some vibes, I could use them. 🩷
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Let me admit something to you.
I’m not a Swiftie and most know I’m not a huge fan of her voice.
BUT.
Damn if that smart business woman isn’t one of the best songwriters in the world. Also, I watched Miss Americana this weekend just to get to know her a bit more and I
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Applied for 54 positions in 4 hours today.
Y’all know me. My fight is strong. My will is even stronger.
I got this.
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Flipped Trump Tower off for y’all on the way out of Chicago like the good girl that I am.
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Nailed my initial interview this morning. Was invited to the second round!
31 job applications also put in today - up to 238 total in 6 days.
ONWARD.
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18 months ago today I made the life changing decision after drinks w/ very special friends to move back to KC
The prior 3 years were absolutely filled with pain, abuse, anguish & heartbreak
I wanted to return to the place that has my heart and my love
Best. Decision. EVER. ❤️
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Hi. Guess who nailed all four interviews today?
It ME.
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I am going to be super vulnerable here and I hope you will hold me safe in this space.
While I won’t share specifics, please keep my Magpie in your heart. Due to some really tough things right now, I’m flying her home tonight for awhile.
Many have reached out and I thank you.
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This one only took me about a week to finish. I love the colors in this blanket!
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How is this a fair wage for a WNBA player?
Don’t talk about endorsement deals, etc because not everyone has them.
How is this honestly ok?
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I absolutely wouldn’t have survived the last almost 5 years without this guy.
He saved me.
In your opinion, does having a pet improve your mental health?
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I don’t care what anyone says - I’m 45 and I look damn ok for my age.
30+ Twitter, the TL say we too old. Drop a pic and your age. Let's see if you still got it going on
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Green. Very, very green.
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Welp. If you ever wondered what sun kissed freckles and crispy bacon looks like…..IT ME.
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Ok. Tomorrow I have 4 interviews. FOUR. It’ll make 26 total over the past two weeks.
If y’all have any good vibes to throw out (I know, I’ve been asking a lot lately) I would greatly appreciate it.
Hoping an offer comes my way this week. I’m so bored!
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Today I am grateful for last minute flights, doctors who listen and my little love who is going to have resources, support and plans for care. ❤️
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Know your worth.
Never settled for less than you deserve.
———
I’ve been manifesting this year that all barriers be removed that are preventing me from living my best life. Today, after almost 4 years, I tendered my resignation at Cigna.
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Last Red Friday of the regular season!
Happy weekend y’all! ❤️💛
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When you coincidentally also test + for covid, you get in the car and drive 8 1/2 hours so you can be covid cuddle buddies together for Easter weekend. 🩷
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Give me homemade chicken and noodles over mashed potatoes or give me death!
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Fuck off, Bob. My dad and I played catch and watched games together during my childhood.
Not that there is anything wrong with women or young girls enjoying or being a part of the sport but baseball is a quintessential father and son pastime.
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This generation of 30 yr olds still look like they 18-25 😂
Lemme 👀 the 30 and up crew
Drop a pic 📸 and age
… I’ll go first
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When you’re unemployed you can go sit on a patio with a beer and a book - and a dog that wants to be everywhere you are 🩷
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Secured my housing for my move back to KC this morning. Things are moving right along! 45 DAYS! ❤️
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Do teachers and then we can talk
Kansas City, Missouri, police department increased starting pay by 30% to help officers
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I have a first date this weekend that’s unlike any other I’ve ever been on for many reasons.
Am I excited? Yes.
Am I nervous? Also yes.
Am I optimistic? Very much yes.
Leaning in.
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The face when you’re unbothered by the scrambling discussions when they learn you’re leaving.
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Kansas - do the right thing today.
Millions of mothers, daughters, wives, sisters, aunts, cousins, women, children and friends deserve the right to choice, the right to body autonomy. ALL women deserve the right.
The country is watching. Don’t let them down. Vote NO.
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Though I’ve not been a fan of her music, I’ve been a fan of the woman.
Bought this sweatshirt to troll all the Hairy-Backed Mary’s who constantly want to word vomit their disdain. We STAN a woman showing up to support her man, no matter WHO she is.
LOVE WINS.
@taylorswift13
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Made a bad decision 9 years ago today based on what I thought was what was best for me. Turns out it led to lies, manipulation, and abuse.
Thankful to be on the other side of a really bad 10 years.
Today I have a grateful and peaceful heart. ❤️
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I did simmer this beauty all afternoon and evening for dinner though: short rib ragu and pappardelle.
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Haven’t posted about it for a few days bc this whole search is absolutely exhausting.
While I don’t mind doing the work, I grow weary of companies with high expectations & low pay & false job advertisements. So time-consuming.
After 14 days, I’ve submitted 314 applications
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Hour 35 of a migraine. My skin still looks bangin tho.
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I’m celebrating March, a new job and an exciting new future back in KC by becoming a season ticket holder of both KU Men’s Basketball and the Kansas City Chiefs today!!!
I got two tickets for both so I’m gonna need friends! 🤣
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OMG YOU GUYS. Went to get a Z-Man and saw THE MAN! 💙⚾️💙 I can die happy.
http://t.co/5zLehdL0Ar
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All interviews are done and I’m just waiting to see if my
#1
job choice comes through with an offer today.
Can I selfishly ask you to throw up some good vibes?
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Today was a big day and you bet your ass I celebrated.
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Got called a MILF today and I will take it. ❤️
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This week was full of worry but I’m heading into Friday - & a day off work - with better than expected news.
I survived the layoffs at my job this week & today I learned that I am CANCER FREE because they got it all two weeks ago!
Here’s 2 pics of my little love as well. 🩷
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Above all else, embrace your flaws. 🩷
— JH Hard
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40 applications completed today.
94 total in 2 days.
I need beer.
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I’m having a tough day. My butler just sent over a second bottle of champagne.
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Rock Chalk baby!!! ❤️💙
I don’t have high expectations of a win today but I’m with my boys until I die!!!
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Post a selfie but make it black and white
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If you don’t go alone, find the most fun person on the planet and go with them. Let’s go KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!! ❤️
#ChiefsKingdom
#fuckthebills
#tombradysucksaswell
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Woke up 45 and feeling ever so fucking thankful for this little life of mine.
Grateful for those who came out to help me celebrate and collect food for the Cass County food pantry. Even got to FaceTime with my birthday twin since high school!
My heart overflows.
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This glass bottle just hit different.
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This still blows my mind. I have a whole ass adult child. (This was 2 years ago)
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49 job applications completed today
143 total over 3 days.
No interview requests yet - have received 9 “thanks but…..” rejections.
NEVER GIVING UP. Come try.
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to be on her tiptoes in the 5 ft section of the pool.
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READY FOR A CHIEFS/EAGLES REMATCH! ❤️💛❤️💛
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Happy Monday!
I’ve successfully submitted 36 new applications for employment today.
Over 5 days, I’ve applied for 207 open positions.
I hope today is gentle for you and brings you joy and love.❤️
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I’m really, really proud of this cake. It took so many ingredients and so much time. Complete labor of love for my friend
@mollymarie03
and her birthday.
It’s THE cake from The Bear.
Recipe:
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Hey y’all. Protect that skin of yours.
I’ve been an avid sunscreen user and reapplier for years but no one is immune. Today I learned I have skin cancer: an early stage basal cell carcinoma, which is the most common form of skin cancer.
Don’t ignore skin and sun safety and go
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I hope something wonderful and peaceful happens to you/for you this week.
Love wins. 🩷
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So. Much. Freckle. ☀️
Thanks for the sun and rum, Dominican! See you again soon!
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