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Sports Yeller. Cat Lady. Trash Mouth. Retired Alcoholic. Geriatric Mom. All Black Lives Matter. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ She/her.
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The shut up and play ball crowd suddenly supports an athlete having an opinion? WEIRD.
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This coffin challenge is silly. You get bathroom breaks, snacks, and a phone charger. Soooo that’s basically a Saturday for me.
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We spent DECADES waiting for Patrick Mahomes in KC and the dude has not only brought us a Super Bowl victory and back to back Super Bowl appearances, but he’s also now part owner of our baseball AND soccer teams. At 25 years old. I couldn’t have imagined this in my dreams.
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Everyone is up in arms about Brittney spraying champagne into the crowd at home after one of the most insane wins I’ve ever seen to make it to our 4th straight AFC Championship game?
You sound fun!
May your blankets be wet and your sticks firmly in place up your ass.
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If anyone ever asked me what Dick Cheney was famous for I would 100% say shooting a dude in the face while hunting before I would say he was Vice President.
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Yes hello I am an actual alcoholic. Drinking and celebrating a fucking Super Bowl victory doesn’t make you an alcoholic. They did what no other team in this city could do for 50 FUCKING YEARS. Shut the fuck up and let these guys enjoy themselves. Shove your pearls up your ass.
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Kansas City doesn’t need a fucking hashtag WE NEED COMMON SENSE GUN LAWS.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re doing a really good job in the midst of a complete clusterfuck of an existence right now. Your anxiety is lying. People love you. People miss you. People wish they could hug you. Be gentle with yourself.
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Well the induction failed. Because of course it did. So after 30 hours, it was time for a c-section. Everything went well and she’s finally here.
Meet Ophelia Florence Hedrick. Hers a tiny girl at 5 pounds 7 ounces and 17 inches long. But she’s perfect. And we’re obsessed.
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Holy shit, stop with the “but the Chiefs still employ Tyreek Hill.”
Tyreek Hill did a bad thing. He admitted it, pled guilty, did what was required of him, and the person he assaulted forgave him and they moved forward together. He’s been a model person by all accounts since.
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Here’s the thing about debating gun nuts—it’s not worth the energy anymore. I can show studies and research to back up every stance I have. I actually read shit. And form opinions based on facts. Just because I react emotionally does not mean I’m ill-informed.
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Oh hey guys. I missed my milestone tweet. Officially two and a half years sober as of 12/25/18. Two. And a half. Years. TWO AND A HALF YEARS.
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@yashar
Yes. For me it usually manifests itself in what I am and am not able to do. I can go see friends. But I can’t do the dishes. I can go to work. But I cant do anything around the house. I’m fine, and can still do things I enjoy, but I can barely do anything else.
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I’ve been a Chiefs fan my entire life. I’ll be 34 this month. I have never experienced a franchise quarterback. Until now. And oh sweet heavenly fuck, this feels good.
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If this was 2018, Andy Reid’s frozen mustache would already have its own Twitter account with at least 15,000 followers.
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If you’re asking how or why this happens the answer is very clear and obvious: it’s the guns. Ya’ll vote for people who loosen the already loosest gun laws in the world and then wonder why there are guns and shootings everywhere. In this case, CAUSATION = CORRELATION.
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GUESS WHO CRUSHED THAT INTERVIEW AND GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Next month I will celebrate 4 years sober. I was going to wait until tomorrow which would kick off the month leading up to it to start my gratitude list. But I’ll start a day early.
I’m grateful for no more drunk face.
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Fuck it. I haven’t had a French fry in 4 weeks. I deserve to show off my progress.
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I wonder how many drafts he went through.
Congratulations on your graduation! As I look around today, I see the faces of our future leaders. And hands that are going to make a lot of sandwiches for those leaders, am I right fellas?
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The old white man who shot the Black teenager is the one who brought race into it. Period. Pointing that out isn’t racist. But denying that because you automatically assume the Black kid did something to warrant being shot sure as fuck is.
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This is first night since she was born, 26 days ago, that I get to say goodnight instead of goodbye. I am so so so happy my baby is home. 🩷
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1. Leave.
Welcome to Kansas City, Vice President Pence. Here's your to-do list
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This year I am spending my 5th Christmas sober. And today marks 4 and a half years without a drop of alcohol. This year has been challenging in ways I never could have imagined. But I’m here. And I’m living. And I am grateful beyond words.
Merry Christmas, everyone. ❤️💚✨
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Them: You lefty’s always jump to conclusions and never wait for the facts.
Also them: BLACK. BLAAAAAAACK. THE SHOOTER WAS BLACK! IN A GANG. ILLEGAL GUN. BLACKITY BLACK BLACK. THUG.
Which, could be true. But there’s a word for making assumptions about people based on race.
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When you pull out your NG tube but you’re doing so well they don’t put it back in
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I would rather put $1000 down on a car than ever hear another Jeremy Franklin Mitsubishi radio commercial again in my life.
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I believe people, especially children, should be able to attend a celebratory parade without getting shot and I’m the ignorant uninformed self-righteous morally-empty dumb bitch. 🫡🫡🫡
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IF THE FLU CAN DO THIS TO PATRICK MAHOMES IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD DO TO. GET YOUR FLU SHOT.
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I need a vacation and by vacation I mean I’d like to be unconscious for at least a week.
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Bold of you to make this statement given that most women could throw you like a javelin, my guy.
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Please pray for us. Or whatever it is that you do. My baby is 10 days old and we’re still in the NICU. She’s already been here longer than we thought she would be and we still have no idea when she’ll get to come home. This is fucking torture.
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2,190 days. 312 weeks. 72 months.
6. Years. Sober.
Getting sober was the hardest thing I have ever done. It was MESSY. Emotional. Ugly. Irritating. Angry. Full of resentment. But there was also beauty. Growth. Peace. Calm. A new presence. And so much gratitude.
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We could use some extra good thoughts and vibes. Miss Ophelia was admitted to the NICU last night. Her blood sugar is on the low side. Which isn’t unusual for lil bbs like her, plus my gestational diabetes. Gotta get them sugies up, so think sweet thoughts for us!
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My girl started the day at 6.2 ounces of IV fluid per hour, has been weaned down to 1.2, and should be off completely by the end of the night. AND her sugars have continued to improve all day as she’s been coming off the IV. She is very good at being a cute perfect baby.
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Welp. Time to go be inspirational as fuck and share how a mess like me got sober and has managed to stay that way for 3 years.
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I haven’t had a drink in 999 days. The further removed I am from my last drink, the easier it is to forget what life was like, and for me that can be quite dangerous. I don’t do this recovery thing perfectly, but the beauty of it is, I don’t have to.
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Soooo since this tweet, I have significantly improved my eating habits, started exercising regularly, lost 22 pounds, AND QUIT SMOKING.
My blood pressure was pretty high when I went to the doctor the other day. She wants to check it again in 6 weeks and then maybe see about medication if it’s still high. I asked how I can try to lower it without meds and she said to quit smoking, exercise, and eat healthy.
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Today/tomorrow, I celebrate my 4th Christmas sober. If that’s not a miracle, I genuinely don’t know what is. I’m so, so grateful. These are the moments I cherish beyond belief.
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Say it with me now and forever: IT IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS WHY A WOMAN CHOOSES TO HAVE AN ABORTION.
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Did Rudy not care that Gary Busey fucked his wife?
Rudy Giuliani’s son Andrew gets $90,700 a year as Sports Liaison for the White House. His job is coordinating professional athletes visiting Trump. His relevant experience? He golfs.
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Well. The news is not great. But it’s not terrible either. My heart kinda sucks. But I can do some things to make it hopefully suck less. I’ll take your prayers/thoughts/vibes/voodoo/witchy woowoo, though. ❤️🩹
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Love a team that actually cares about their fans to being able to watch their games. Thank you,
@SportingKC
!
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Ophelia had her first appointment with her pediatrician this morning. She's gained 4 ounces since Sunday. (She gained 16 ounces the previous 26 days.) She has been eating like such a champ since we got home. Her doctor said she's pretty much perfect. 🩷🩷🩷
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Yesterday marked 7 years sober for me. And it came and went without me even noticing. Miracles do happen. I’m living proof.
If you are struggling with alcoholism or addiction, you’re not alone. I promise there is hope. My DMs are always open.
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We really did create just a perfect tiny human I cannot get over it.
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I knew 1700 days was coming up but Friday came and went and I totally forgot about it.
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I just found out I am having a girl baby. If at some point during her life, she decides she feels more like a he, I will love him with all my heart. If she decides she doesn’t feel like a she or a he, I will love them with all my heart.
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This is it. The is the real, filterless face of a happy, healthy, sober, 35 year old who is grateful every single day.
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I usually just celebrate the milestones but 30+ days into a global fucking pandemic, every day kinda feels like a milestone. I’m losing a bit more of my mind every day. There’s sadness and loneliness and anxiety and fear. But there’s also hope, because I’m still sober.
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My interview yesterday told me she wanted to bring me in for a second interview before the first one even ended. And she didn’t bat an eye when I gave her the salary range I’m wanting. I can feel ya’lls good vibes, just keep ‘em coming a bit longer.
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Sometimes it feels like it’s been 10 years and other times it feels like 10 days. But as long as I stay present, humble, and grateful, I give myself the chance to make it another day.
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Simone Biles isn’t going to see your tweets trashing her, about how she is selfish, a quitter, and a disappointment, unworthy of your respect, but your loved ones who struggle with their own mental health will.
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When Cheesecake Factory gives you the wrong to-go order and you end up with 4 entrees, 4 pieces of cheesecake, 4 loaves of bread, and an entire plain cheesecake with strawberries for the inconvenience.
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Men really be like oh you don’t like g*ns? Come knock on my door and try to take them you fat ugly bitch so I can fucking shoot your pig ass and then have no idea why some of us want less of them in the country.
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A couple things:
I think a lot of people were gonna vote no regardless, however, I think there are even more people who voted no because the proposal was completely switched up at the last minute, it sucked, and saying “if it doesn’t pass we’ll leave” fucking pissed people off.
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If you’re a real Chiefs fan, what number between 1 and 3472 am I thinking of rn?
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She has food all over her face. And in her hair. She’s definitely my baby.
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Oh! And it’s June. Which means it’s my sober anniversary month. Your girl is going to celebrate 3 years sober in a few weeks.
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O’s night nurse found something that fits a little better and be still my heart.
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