Matt Rife
@mattrife
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Stand Up Comedian/Actor/Person. NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL OUT NOW! Insta: MattRife. TOUR DATES๐๐ผ
Joined April 2011
SHEโS GOTTA TELL THE STORY BETTER ๐๐
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๐ man, the way i worked so hard for this for 12 years just for ppl to immediately be like โfuck that dudeโ ๐ like yโall for real hate someone whoโs just trying to make you laugh? Poor fellas. Just laugh! Smile! Be nice! Before i give your gf free tickets ๐๐๐๐.
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๐จNETFLIX SPECIAL๐จ.NOW STREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Matt Rife: NATURAL SELECTION
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THE SCOTTISH SCEPTRE๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ฉผ๐๐ฃ๏ธ
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I know the tour sold out, so for everyone who couldnโt get tickets, Iโm gonna release something Special for you guys in about a week ๐๐ .How bout dat? โค๏ธ.
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Bro it aint nothin but porn and negativity on twitter ๐ this the most toxic app by a LANDSLIDE.
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.@rickygervais is a genius and far too kind. Go see him any chance you get - you need it.
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Stop yelling out at shows and ruining it for people who know how to act in public at an event โค๏ธ๐.
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ARTIST PRESALE goes Live TODAY at 10am local time. Use code: MATTIX
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TOMORROW.WE .ARE .ON .NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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Name a happier person than me rnโฆ.Iโll wait ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน.
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Happy Birthday papaw โค๏ธ.You wouldโve been 69 years old today and it wouldโve been very funny. But instead itโs lonely and i miss you every day more than the last. Love you.
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WORLD TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!!!๐. Tickets go Live tomorrow for Artist Presale!!.
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TRANS SWINGERS ๐๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆฝโโก๏ธ
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Bianca you were such a sweetheart tonight! Be careful around San Diego, theyโll steal your hubcaps โค๏ธ.
I had the most amazing experience tonight! Thank you @mattrife for being the person you are! Thank you for making San Diego and myself laugh together! You will never know how much I needed tonight!
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In yโallโs fuckin face!! ๐ฅฐ๐
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Ohio State goin all the way this year. Lets go baby ๐
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CANCER FREE CELEBRATION!!! ๐ฅณ๐๐ฅฐ.I hope he was gentle ๐
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Merry Christmas everybody!!!.I love every one of yโall so damn much! ๐
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Imagine being offended by standup comedy ๐ The amount of personal, emotional โwolf cryโ in todays society has lost all my empathy. If JOKES offend you, your very short, ultimately meaningless, life on this planet is going to be rough ๐ฎโ๐จ Weโre alive for a second! Shut up & laugh.
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Iโve been getting a lot more dudes saying they like my comedy recently!!!!!.I know thatโs a weird flex, but it means a lot lol Weโre spreading the love!.
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Bro i LOVE seeing tweets from ppl who hate me about how Iโm โeverywhereโ ๐. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA get used to it baybeeeee!!. I love my fans but i really put out so much content so that ppl who hate me have to keep seeing me ๐. Youโll never meet a hater whoโs happier than you. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ.
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This is a wild thing to have to say, but:. Ladies- please do not come to my shows to be drunk and loud and ruin jokes. There are PLENTY of people who come to watch my comedy, and not to fuck me ๐ And they deserve their moneys worth. ๐ฏ.
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