Ryan Robey
@robeyryan
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Lawyer @CIRLegal. Consistent fantasy sports runner-up. Harsh critic of camping and most other non-air conditioned activities. Living the dream. Go Cats.
Lexington, KY
Joined March 2009
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Staicy's Accuracy Shines Again! 🎯 When we said @StaicySport is on the verge of becoming the most accurate AI-powered sports prediction model in the entire world, we weren't exaggerating! Staicy's Picks of the Day went 4-4! 🎯 And not only did she go perfect on the day, her
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Thank you @StaicySport! Easily the best sports prediction model on the internet. Can't wait for the full Dashboard to drop in the coming weeks 💯
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Love this. Would love to see the inevitable SOS text message sent on the in-house group chat of all the employees at the jail.
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Good for Justice Venters. He is exactly right. Fun fact - I was sworn in by Justice Venters at Rupp Arena (during a break at a seminar) a couple of days after passing the Bar. When I called his office to ask see if it could even be done, he answered his own phone & set it up.
Retired Supreme Court Justice Dan Venters of Somerset gives it to @GovMattBevin with both barrels, saying his demagoguery undemrines the constitutional order and the system of checks and balances. A well-argued civics lesson.
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It may be time to see if my #FreeEnes shirt from college still fits.
Turkish Government can NOT present any single piece of evidence of my wrongdoing. 🤷♂️ I don’t even have a parking ticket in the US 😂 (True) I have always been a law-abiding resident. 😇
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My favorite line from an opinion rendered in a criminal case I'm defending - "In support of his position, the Defendant cites The Oxford English Dictionary..."
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It looks like we are officially bored and out of things to do on Mars...
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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27 USC §§205, 207 & 27 CFR §5.22(b)(1)(i) make it a federal crime to sell “bourbon whisky” if it wasn’t made from a fermented mash of at least 51 percent corn.
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Instant replay of JR Smith and LeBron in the closing seconds of regulation.
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This is what most lawyers need to do with their typewritten "prepared remarks"
President Trump throws out his prepared remarks in West Virginia: "To hell with it. That would have been a little boring" https://t.co/WrrMLsOc6P
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Great idea. It's always amazing how the body cams have "dead batteries" or "malfunction" when a client alleges the officer used excessive force or failed to follow protocol. Like clockwork.
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A look at some of the signs at the rally. Some say: “How many more of us have to die?” + “Thought and prayers are not enough.” @LEX18News
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No doubt a last-minute panic when the poor guy was driving his freshly stapled briefs to the Court of Appeals and decided to glance over the rules one last time. Gotta love the effort.
A #Connecticut lawyer who filed an appeal bound with twine was suspended from practicing in #Maine after a justice noted "he does not appear to have a good grasp of the procedural rules of litigation." #legalethics
https://t.co/lG60Ie7OLt via @ABAJournal.
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First, he owned Joakim Noah mid-game. Now, openly trashing UL mid-game. This guy... This is my kind of guy. #hero #americascoach
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Coach Brooks gets it.
Shot a very poor 89 today and will take a few days of and hope it works moving forward. Louisville goes down to Miss St. all is good.
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