MoonPie
@MoonPie
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We make delicious MoonPies for everyone to enjoy even you
Chattanooga, TN
Joined November 2009
A dream of mine is to go to the moon (For obvious reasons) ((Also I have credit card debt here))
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Buddy we better not
U.S. TO ANNOUNCE PLANS TO BUILD NUCLEAR REACTOR ON MOON
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I've got a lot in common with MoonPies for example I think it would feel freakin amazing to get microwaved for 12 seconds
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Say what you will but I think pi day should be a company holiday for anyone who makes pies or uses mathematics or potentially both if they are accountants
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A MoonPie can be your friend or it can be your enemy and trust me, you do not want it to be your enemy Jimmy should still be here
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Shoutout to my boss who mostly ignores my existence and doesn't notice all the DMs I haven't responded to
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I think a part of me always knew alien life would be discovered in the great state of New Jersey
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Lol same
#Pantone 2025 Color of the Year is an Understated and Harmonious Hue ☕️ The #Colorofthe Year 2025 is PANTONE 17-1230 #Mocha #Mousse. A rich, earthy brown, it’s positioned as a color that balances sophistication and #comfort. Read the full story on PRINT: https://t.co/uWaPYDDOam
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This tweet is the only work I'm doing between now and 2025 if everything goes according to plan
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You don't know fear until you've been alone in the MoonPie factory at night when they start hissing
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Scroll for a fun lunar fact ! 🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘 🌑 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘 🌑 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘 🌑 Astronauts on the Apollo mission left human waste on the moon to make room for rock samples :(
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Are you the sun Because I'd prefer it if you stayed 93.438 million miles away from me
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Let me feed him
I don’t know anything else going on in the world right now except for Moo Deng
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