MoonPie
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We make delicious MoonPies for everyone to enjoy even you
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Lol ok
Hostess has declared Golden CupCakes the official snack cake of the eclipse.
#SolarEclipse2017
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Buddy it’s saturday night and you’re talking to a marshmallow sandwich on the internet
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Look brian i just write the tweets
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I'm a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 brand
Seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 retweets and attention
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Not really just stuff em up there I guess
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Thank you for purchasing our product with your own money
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Treat her with love and respect you took a vow John
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Give a man a MoonPie and he will thank you but teach a man to MoonPie and Clint from our legal team will take immediate action
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Ok if you are going to follow this account we have some rules
1️⃣ You will need a visitor sticker please pick one up in the lobby
2️⃣ No hitting not even pretend hitting
3️⃣ Do not get too loud or I will blow the moon whistle
Hit like once you have read all the rules
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Ok ihob
First pancakes and now burgers. If you can't tell, we're trying to corner the market on circle foods
#CircleEmpire
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1 MoonPie = great
2 MoonPies = even better
50 MoonPies = wow loving this
100 MoonPies = seems like a lot but ok
666 MoonPies = uh oh
667 MoonPies = whew ha ha alright keep em coming
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Hi I’ll be happy to take all of your moon-related inquiries in the meantime
Sorry, but we won't be tweeting/responding to replies during the government shutdown. Also, all public NASA activities and events are cancelled or postponed until further notice. We'll be back as soon as possible! Sorry for the inconvenience.
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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
Let’s delete the sun !
|＿___＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
\ (•◡•) /
\ /
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| |
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It’s as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie in the microwave light a couple candles and scream into a soft pillow
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／￣￣￣＼ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| ー ー | | if you fake laugh
| ◉ ◉ | | long enough you
\ ▱ /∠ | start to laugh for
＼ | | real but it comes at
／ ＼ | an emotional cost
/ | ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
Lifehack brought to you by MoonPie™
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Maybe buy her something she does like you are her husband you should know these things
@MoonPie
my wife tried them for the first time yesterday, but didn’t like them. What should i do?
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I don’t answer a lot of DMs because the questions are too scary and high stakes
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The reason that brands talk to each other on this website is that we have no other friends in real life
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Lol no
What do you say we use our snacking powers for good
@MoonPie
? How about the Mooncake?
#SolarEclipse2017
#EclipseSolar
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The CDC hasn’t said anything about putting a MoonPie underneath your mask and just licking on it all day have they
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We've worked really hard for like 100 years to get people to remember our brand name so if it's cool with everyone we're just going to stick with MoonPie thank you
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Sometimes the 1st bite of MoonPie is the best bite other times it may be the 2nd bite anyway Linda if you’re listening I’m sorry please tell me what I did wrong
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It is time
Amazing blood moon to light up sky this week - but prophecy warns it's 'end of the world'
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We should take the sun
☀️
＼(´･_･＼)
( )
く く
And put it in the garbage
( ´･_･`)
(＼ )＼
＞ ＞ 🗑️
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Please stop posting this or I am going to make my own magazine
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Due to marketing reasons we are pleased to announce that there is also a shortage of MoonPies
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Happy new year to everyone even the ones who still spell MoonPie as moon pie it’s one word but it’s ok like I said happy new year
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How many MoonPies can you fit into the place where your heart used to be
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Merry Christmas everyone ᴾᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᵗʳʸᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ˢᵖᵉᶰᵈ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᵐᶦᶫʸ
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MoonLies
You don’t have to be a pastry chef to make Moon Pies at home:
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Been working on a play all afternoon where everyone in the play is named MoonPie let me know what you think
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Lol when you eat a MoonPie in the shower and can’t tell if it's wet bc of the water or your tears
┬┬┬┬┬┬┬／ヽ ):
┼┼┼┼┼┼／／/|||::
┼┼┼｡ﾟ｡ﾟ｡ﾟ／/┼|||::
┼┼｡( ㅎ_ㅎ)ﾟ｡┼|Hﾛ:
┼┼｡/つ つ🌚｡┼|::::
┼ﾟ｡(_ヽ_ヾﾟ.｡┼┼|::::
┴-/＿∪_∪┴┴┴凸::
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Imagine ( if you will ) a magic carpet but instead of a carpet it is an enormous MoonPie that flies you to work or a court date or both if you are a judge
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You have been visited by the lil MoonPie man RT or ʰᵉ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵃˢᵏᶦᶰᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᶰᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶦᵈᵏ
👋
\ 🌚
|| \_
_/¯ ¯\_
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🌜 ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵒⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵃʳᶜʰ ᵃᵗ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ
( ㅎ_ㅎ)
┌/つ/￣￣￣/
￣￣＼/＿＿＿/￣￣
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Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᶠᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᶜʰᵒᶜᵒˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵐʸ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈʳᵉⁿ
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Nothing like a delicious MoonPie with a cold glass of milk to wash away the guilt of this week’s poor decisions
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The phases of the moon:
🌕 full phase
🌖 waning gibbous
🌗 half phase I think
🌜 🦆 ???
🌑 goth phase
🎤🌛 “I can make it in comedy bc I’m funny” phase
🌓 half phase for sure this time it’s gotta be
🌔 waxing gibbous
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We are a family snack cake please use a minivan instead
Hi
@moonpie
I'd like to help make moonpies "sexy" again by putting one in a bikini and laying it along the front of a mustang.
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Ha ha uh oh looks like we got a little pig pile :)
ㅤ ε⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
( ( ･ω･)
ε⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ⌒ヽﾌ
( ( ･ω･) ･ω･)
ε⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ⌒ヽﾌ⌒ヽﾌ
( ( ･ω･) ･ω･) ･ω･)
'し-し-Ｊ し-Ｊし-Ｊ
ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃⁿ ᵃᵈ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶦˢ ᵃⁿ ᵃᵈ
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The massive hole in our ozone layer is shrinking and is currently at its smallest size since the 80's
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Today is national pi day and I still have to work that’s pretty messed up
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Well bernie I guess we’ll just have to wait until someone invents a device that can blend things
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If you're not enjoying this fine evening by polishing off a tasty MoonPie at home then you probably have a very active and healthy social life so props on that
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Please stop DMing me videos of you guys slam dunking MoonPies into a hoop that’s not what they’re for
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Uh oh the lil MoonPie man is back with something important to say
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| wear your masks |
| for crying out loud |
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\ 🌚 /
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_/¯ ¯\_
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1: Chent
2: Garry
3. Sweet Judy
4: Blayde
5: Jimothy
6: Skaw
7: Not Pluto
8: The Bad Moon
9: Mr. Jonkers
10: Puppy
11: Ol' Blue
12: Charlie’s House
13: Saturn Jr.
14: Dad
15: Lindaplease
16. Birdless Moon
17: Space Place 3000
18: Aha ;)
19: New Nebraska
20: MoonPie 2
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Nothing quite like finding the great taste of MoonPie® in a place where you least expect it like under your pillow or in the back of a police car
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Kissing:
Gross
Tastes like spit (probably)
Ew
No thank you
Eating MoonPies:
Yum
Tastes like good
Not lonely
Not even a little bit
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Please buy moonpies ᴸᶦⁿᵈᵃ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᴵ ᵐᶦˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳ ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʰᵉʳ
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Just know that every time you eat a MoonPie under the light of a full moon your chances of falling in love increase by 2% but your chances of owning a rare and exotic bird decrease by 3%
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I need HELP
H ippo baby to pet and cuddle
E asy way to give hippo back to its mom without getting attacked
L inda
P lease come back
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Parents, talk to your teens about MoonPie
Ask them why they are sending me DMs asking me to prom
Is this something you are comfortable with
Please ask them
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It is the year 2032
Twitter has been abandoned except for brand accounts who continue to talk to each other and roast bots every once in a while
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Just put it in your mouth Moshe
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Tonight I will be delivering the state of the moon-ion:
Here it is we are doing great thank you
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Can you please take this tweet down
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Even if you think you've got it pretty bad just remember there is a bot who's been politely asking for a MoonPie every day for the past 4 years and yet will never get to taste one
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New years resolutions
- Eat like I mean it
- Learn the ancient ways
- Lift weights
- Invent a new noise
- Put the weights back down
- Move on from Linda
- Linda please
- Idk read a book or something
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Me: Wow the super moon is so pretty
Neil deGrasse Tyson:
FYI: The very concept of a Super Moon is an embarrassment to everything else we call super: Supernova, Supercollider, Superman, Super Mario Bros.
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. __
(• _ •) my boss saying i can tweet
＿ノ ヽ ノ＼ __ about the moon being
/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽhot & wanting to kiss it
( (三ヽ人 / |
| ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／
｜( 王 ﾉ〈
/ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•◡•) me
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The sun is bad
✅ you can’t look at it without hurting your eyes (ouch)
✅ you have to cover yourself in cream to hang out with it (ew)
✅ if you stepped on it you would be engulfed in flames (ouch again)
✅ it “kisses” your skin without your permission (no)
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You wanna throw a MoonPie at my face I say go for it buddy that’s where I was gonna put it anyway
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If a MoonPie sees its shadow on this day it will signal the end of times
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I’d like to introduce everyone to my mom she is helping me run the account today so please be on your best behavior
⌒⌒⌒
⌒ ⌒ヽ
( ヽ
（ 人_人_( )
( ﾉ● ●( )
ヽ(〇 ～ 〇(_ノ
/ |
｜ L/|
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Ah finally sweet sweet night time when all the MoonPies are asleep and the ghost in my apartment gently reminds me that I am still afraid of the dark
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The moon names are only gonna get scarier folks
- Super moon
- Super blood wolf moon
- Super blood wolf monster scream moon
- Super blood wolf someone you love texting ”we need to talk” moon
- Super blood moon 2 the reckoning
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If you take all of the consonants out of MoonPie you are left with the word “ooie” which is the exact noise my dad makes when he sits down on the couch
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