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rikiwarren

@rikiwarren

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Hijinks are the most logical course of action.

South Pasadena
Joined March 2008
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@rikiwarren
rikiwarren
3 years
I propose “Jenga Limit” as the maximum height you can stack an item before it falls. In unrelated news, I made kale chips.
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@DCpierson
DC Pierson
3 years
I’m only OK with AI-generated writing if you can show me that the AI alternately thought “YES, I am a GENIUS” and “uggghh, wtf was I THINKING” about ever single line. It can happen fast, but for it to be *writing*, it needs to have happened.
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@rikiwarren
rikiwarren
3 years
Apparently there’s a fan-created Wednesday Addams Starbucks drink, and it’s a mocha and frothed vanilla-bean monstrosity. Unacceptable! The Wednesday Addams is a quad espresso over ice. Also, you should order it, and then walk out of the store without ever getting your drink.
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@Owen_Stephens
Owen K.C. Stephens has a Patreon!
3 years
"D&D Movie has Scheduling Problems, Will Try Next Month" Okay, now that's a power move to prove you understand the IP.
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@TheAndrewNadeau
Andrew Nadeau
7 years
[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to— ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!
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@rikiwarren
rikiwarren
3 years
Apparently, I am the world’s leading cacographer.
@HaggardHawks
Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology
3 years
The opposite of calligraphy is CACOGRAPHY—noticeably untidy or illegible handwriting.
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@Zod_Is_Supreme
General Zod
3 years
RIP Dame Angela Lansbury, whose career spanned fighting Nazis as a witch, being Elvis Presley's mother, and playing a lovable mystery writing serial killer who left a wake of death behind her in a quaint New England town for several years. #RIPJessicaFletcher #RIPAngelaLansbury
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@JenniferJokes
Jennifer McAuliffe
9 years
Get your sleep, we panic attack at dawn
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@Ariel_Comedy
Ariel Elias
3 years
Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they're a vegetable. And there's nothing more American than a legal decision that disagrees with science.
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@shwood
Brian Brushwood
3 years
My favorite PC game appears to be using my PC to buy games that I promise I'll have time for, this time.
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@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
With all these book bans, @levarburton's life just got a lot more difficult. #BannedBooksWeek
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@JenAshleyWright
Jennifer Wright
3 years
Your sexuality isn't determined by a book you read in Kindergarten. It's determined the way God intended -- by watching Labyrinth, starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly.
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@doctorow
Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK
3 years
Takes One To Know One
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Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense
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@UncleDuke1969
Uncle Duke
3 years
pretty smart to call them both because it might be a real ghost or it could just turn out to be some dude in a mask
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@steve_vladeck
Steve Vladeck
3 years
I’m confused: How can Trump be so sure that he declassified the evidence that the FBI planted?
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@kosmicala
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3 years
Still thinking about this thing Neil Gaiman said about Death to Kirby Howell-Baptiste when he was on Marc Maron: #Sandman
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@highitsg
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oh god oh fuck he escaped
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@TheHermitDruid
🌻Hermit El'Johnson🌻
3 years
This comic floored me and I’ve had to explain it to everyone I have shown it to 😭🤣😭
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@Authoralexp
Alexander Pennington
3 years
Buying books and actually reading books are two completely separate hobbies
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