I propose “Jenga Limit” as the maximum height you can stack an item before it falls. In unrelated news, I made kale chips.

I’m only OK with AI-generated writing if you can show me that the AI alternately thought “YES, I am a GENIUS” and “uggghh, wtf was I THINKING” about ever single line. It can happen fast, but for it to be *writing*, it needs to have happened.

Apparently there’s a fan-created Wednesday Addams Starbucks drink, and it’s a mocha and frothed vanilla-bean monstrosity. Unacceptable! The Wednesday Addams is a quad espresso over ice. Also, you should order it, and then walk out of the store without ever getting your drink.

"D&D Movie has Scheduling Problems, Will Try Next Month" Okay, now that's a power move to prove you understand the IP.

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to— ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!

Apparently, I am the world’s leading cacographer.

RIP Dame Angela Lansbury, whose career spanned fighting Nazis as a witch, being Elvis Presley's mother, and playing a lovable mystery writing serial killer who left a wake of death behind her in a quaint New England town for several years. #RIPJessicaFletcher #RIPAngelaLansbury

Get your sleep, we panic attack at dawn

Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they're a vegetable. And there's nothing more American than a legal decision that disagrees with science.

My favorite PC game appears to be using my PC to buy games that I promise I'll have time for, this time.

With all these book bans, @levarburton's life just got a lot more difficult. #BannedBooksWeek

Your sexuality isn't determined by a book you read in Kindergarten. It's determined the way God intended -- by watching Labyrinth, starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly.

Takes One To Know One

pretty smart to call them both because it might be a real ghost or it could just turn out to be some dude in a mask

I’m confused: How can Trump be so sure that he declassified the evidence that the FBI planted?

Still thinking about this thing Neil Gaiman said about Death to Kirby Howell-Baptiste when he was on Marc Maron: #Sandman

oh god oh fuck he escaped

This comic floored me and I’ve had to explain it to everyone I have shown it to 😭🤣😭

Buying books and actually reading books are two completely separate hobbies