Chris Turner
@retrophisch
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Christ-follower. Husband. Dad to three boys. Podcaster. Writer. Mac geek. LSU Tiger. #WhoDat #GoStars Mastodon - @[email protected]
Dallas/Fort Worth
Joined January 2007
Nigerian Christians: "Every house was set ablaze and all our grains were burnt down....This morning we buried 29 people" The world is silent.
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It's truly baffling, Studs. Your QB1 is still not 100%, and you need something to get things going. Staff is just not thinking outside the box. Really frustrating.
@PeterBurnsESPN We have one. He sits on the bench, and the coaches don’t play him at all. He needs to get into this game tonight.
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I really dislike this notion that socialists have good intentions. There is nothing good about their intention to use state force to redistribute our private property according to their political interests.
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Already did. He's a junior in high school now.
Raise your hand if you would adopt a baby to save him or her from abortion. 🙋
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Dan Borne will be honored tonight for 38 years of service as @LSUfootball’s PA announcer. He took the mic before kickoff to deliver one of his iconic lines.
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"Damnable witch. Flying too fast."
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Oatmeal Cream Pie is a little unwieldy, but does offer myriad nickname possibilities.
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"Saturday night in Death Valley" is not just a phrase. At LSU, it's an experience. Tiger Stadium comes in at No. 1 on our staff’s ranking of the best college football stadiums.
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Ants on a log!
what is even the point of celery
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I really appreciate this comprehensive summary.
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Robert E Howard is a quintessential American author as much as Twain. The father of Sword & Sorcery Right now the REH house/museum is in danger of collapse and in need of repairs I doubt the NPS will fund it but I ask @elonmusk to kindly retweet and shine a light on this 🔗⬇️
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70 years young today ... "the crownless again shall be king"
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I am a big fan of Sam's Galaxy Run series. Got me through many a "lunch" when I worked overnights at Amazon. Definitely recommended! 📚
"If you like space ships and blasters and down-on-their-luck captains. If you like a good "mystery box" and chase scenes and ticking clocks. If you like your protagonists imperfect but capable. If these things sound appealing to you, check out Sam Renner's Galaxy Run."
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No Kings, But Many Misunderstandings Why the "No Kings" protests reveal more about civic amnesia than creeping tyranny ©2025 R.G. Ryan “When emotion replaces knowledge, even legitimate protest becomes theater rather than civic engagement.” I watched the “No Kings” rallies
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White racism is tolerated by Democrats as long as black conservatives are the target.
White Democrat yells at Winsome Sears, tells her to go back to Haiti (she’s not Haitian), and calls her a traitor. You know he thinks he’s the good guy.
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And all the Gen-Xers said
The boy showered and dressed nicely and I can smell cologne and he asked to be dropped off at the mall.
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Orders of Magnitude is one of my favorite things I've read this year, and a steal at $0.99. 📚
If you need your mil sci-fi/incensepunk bucket filled, Orders of Magnitude is still on sale for $0.99 for a few more days. And my latest short story, Escape from Hades, is free to read at Incensepunk mag. Links below.
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Idolatry doesn’t always look like bowing to a carved statue. More often, it looks like giving our hearts to things that were never meant to rule us: money, success, relationships, or even ourselves. The truth is, idols cannot save, heal, or satisfy. Only God can. Scripture
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