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SSGoodGirl

@USSGoodGirl

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California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*

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1 year

Windy AF here today and the stroller rolled away… Thank god a man catches the stroller before anything bad happens to this lady’s baby. 😱

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3 months

Happy 100th Birthday, Grams 🥰

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3 months

@macrotargeting You don’t forget the year your child died, this I can assure you.

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2 years

Has anyone ever seen the two of them together?

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29 days

My beautiful Grams is in heaven now. 🙏🏼 1924-2024

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5 months

@nypost Disgusting.

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3 months

@oldguy_steve Another original tweet that I haven’t seen a hundred times before. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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1 year

@joncoopertweets So boring you can’t stop talking about either of them lol 😂

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9 months

I made a Pineapple Upside Down cake… Smash or Pass?

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4 months

Smash or pass?

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2 years

At least they’ll be born.

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Hard to believe that girls being born today will have fewer rights than those born fifty years ago.

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10 months

I can’t…. lol 😂

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1 month

💯🙌🏼

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5 months

@nypost Only 10 times? That’s not a lot.

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1 year

@scottastronaut Omg yes

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1 year

@stillgray Last I checked, Trump isn’t the one turning off cameras and slow rolling the counts and cheating.

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3 months

Meet the two idiots who chased the squirrel into the dryer vent. 😑

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2 years

@libsoftiktok I don’t care how old my kids are… they spray me like that, they’re going down.

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2 months

He’s so real for this 🤣

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7 months

@rawsalerts Start the Ferris wheel.

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2 years

Happy 98th birthday to my Grams! 💕

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2 months

@nypost Jimmy going to outlive his hospice nurses.

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3 years

Who wants to go halfsies with me on a nuke?

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4 months

Oh no…… lol 🤣

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2 years

@POTUS Fixed it for you.

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5 years

@MMFlint @soulcycle The bikes just cheered.

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1 year

@MonicaLewinsky That’s called a ratio, and you earned those. 😀

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16 days

He’s the first man in history to be raised by every culture God ever invented.

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10 months

@perlmutations We’ve heard this one before, Ron 😂

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2 years

If I send you Bee Gees music will we still be friends?

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3 years

I can still hear this…. 🤣

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1 year

@Bee__witched She’s so lucky he was!

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18 days

@Jerusalem_Post So “Don’t…” was actually “Go ahead…”

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7 months

Salmon patties…. Smash or pass?

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2 years

Deer crossing

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1 year

@AOC Wow. You are just a liar.

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2 years

Today it’s been 20 years since I lost my daughter to cancer. Every year is rough, but this one seems even more so. 💔

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2 years

A puzzle for people you hate.

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2 months

This is true 😂

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3 years

@dallasdemocrats I only have two of these, but they are all welcome to share.

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7 months

@AOC Why aren’t you concerned about the border anymore?

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2 years

@progressivebrat Because that petition doesn’t mean 💩

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1 year

@WeirdDreamBooth @welder_jack2 Sir, these are the Coneheads.

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1 year

@KeithOlbermann Hey that’s the lady that was at Chelsea Clinton’s wedding!

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2 years

Planet Fitness 😂🤣🤣🤣

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12 days

I could do that 🤗

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2 years

Farting and telling your wife to see if she can smell it is NOT a Covid test!!

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6 months

Me two.

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1 year

This little man keeps showing up at my mom’s door….

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11 months

My mom has an entire raccoon family living at her place and she keeps feeding them lol 😂 This is the leader:

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3 months

@rawsalerts Sorry guys.

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3 years

Every. Single. Time.

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1 year

@MonicaLewinsky Voted yes. If “fuck yes” were an option I’d have taken that.

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1 year

@KiKi1185 I know! The brake wasn’t set and it’s sooo windy today 😫

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2 years

My dad is as happy as he can be….

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10 months

When I’m about to start some patriotic bullshit 🇺🇸

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1 year

Happy 99th birthday to Grams today!! 🥰🥰🥰

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29 days

I push this button to rewind my driving mistakes.

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9 months

@simonateba @JoeBiden The Biden’s are disgusting people.

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10 months

Bob’s Big Boy Hot Fudge Cake… Smash or Pass?

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1 year

@Breaking911 So much for the privacy of a minor.

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6 months

NOAA predicts that CA will either get more rain, the same amount of rain, or less rain this winter.

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7 years

@benshapiro sweet, innocent people think that a doctor goes to school for 8 years and ends up half a million in debt to treat you for free.

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7 months

@KateBennett_DC @betsy_klein Commander should spend a day with all the members of Congress.

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2 years

I mean, yeah, so much FUN! Wtf 😂🤣🤣

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2 years

@DanRather Lol says the guy who literally never stops talking about Trump 🤣

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3 months

@Alyssa_Milano Ask your friends and family, not people on the internet, weirdo.

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3 months

When two men love each other very much, a Bud Light is born….

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1 year

@elonmusk @POTUS

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4 months

So true lol 🍍🍕

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3 months

This part…. 😂😂🤣🤣

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28 days

Every man at 3am….

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3 months

Do not do this with VapoRub.

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4 months

Of course they’re closed on the day I really want some nachos as big as my ass….

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1 year

Not even if it was free….

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9 months

@nypost Is the shark the dad? 🤔

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2 months

Lunch Smash or pass?

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3 months

@GoodVibePolitik lol this settles it- I’ve jumped to a parallel universe 😂

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18 days

When Arby’s breaks your heart 💔

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3 months

I can’t 😂😂😂

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@nypost Game over, I win.

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1 year

I have never wanted anything more in my life…. 🦈 🌭

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3 months

What is this? 👀

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9 months

@TheDemocrats Wait- your guy manhandles and sniffs kids…. Are you trying to act like this is bad? Lol 😂

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10 months

They gave us the wrong bag…. Ended up with like 15 items plus a drink for $13. The kids are in heaven 😂

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1 year

Meatloaf for dinner… mashed potatoes and veg to go with it like a blue plate special 😂

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3 months

Going to try this today…. 😋

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2 years

@robreiner But you can’t see your 🍆 when you look down. 🤔

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7 months

@nannburke @RepRashida Disgusting.

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3 months

Me when I get my feelings hurt lol 😂

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2 months

A decision was made here….

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4 months

I did the rolls.

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2 years

A baby shower gift I made 🐢

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9 months

My friends had Wonder Bread, I had this….

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2 years

If we have to use a musket, you have to use a hanger, that’s the rules.

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3 months

How many margaritas is this?

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9 months

@NBCNews There’s nothing admirable about the Biden family story.

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9 months

Let me find my 7/8ths measuring cup….

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1 year

@greg_price11 This is a lie.

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