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🦉 PhD in Philosophy student (UAH) 🧠 Manic Goblin Nightmare Husband ⚙️ CONCEPTS: Beating a dead horse back to life (forthcoming) 🥸 Joke's on you, pal
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Forget Drake and Kendrick... tell us the best academic beef you've encountered during your research👂
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I was reading a chapter on a book and noticed the author gives tweet-long summaries of the works cited in the reference list. WHY ISN'T THIS A THING?
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I'm 44 years old and for the first time I'm bothered by the fact that, in the Star Wars universe, all planets have the same gravity and all of them also have breathable atmospheres.
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hey Philosophy Twitter. today on questions I will regret asking.
what's a concept?
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Philosophers: We must take the Science seriously
Also Philosophers: Imagine a parallel world/universe with a parallel chemistry (and, mutatis mutandis, a parallel Biology and Physics) in which there are elements X, Y, and Z which, combined, work *exactly* like H2O in our world.
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I tweet in english for Philosophy Twitter, and in spanish for my chilean friends. This strategy has allowed me to go unnoticed and be ignored by both camps.
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There should be a book about A COMPLETE HISTORY OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER FIELDS MAKING WRONG PHILOSOPHICAL CLAIMS OUTRAGEOUSLY IGNORANT OF PHILOSOPHY ITSELF.
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En Filosofía tenemos un problema grave: excesiva tolerancia con la charlatanería. Mucho podrán reírse de la Filosofía Analítica, y acepto las críticas habituales (miopía, cientificismo, voh dale) pero creo con todo mi corazón que la rigurosidad y la disciplina nunca están de más.
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Literally what I feel each and every time I submit anything to anyone
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Honest Question: What's the strangest, weirdest, oddest entity/property/thing/stuff you allow in your ontology, despite knowing it is... problematic?
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Chalmers is a lot like Fodor, in that he will set the agenda for decades in a philosophical topic by being interestingly wrong
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How I'm supposed to engage with your book if it has not been leaked to LibGen?
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This just in: I won a government scholarship and thus secured funding for my PhD, this year and onwards.
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This is a good Turing Test variant: if you’re not overwhelmed, awed by Neil Peart's performance here, you’re not human and I’m not interested in what you think, believe, say or like at all.
#Rush
#MovingPictures
#TomSawyer
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Jordan Peterson DESTROYS Friston's Free Energy Principle with FACTS and LOGIC
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Violently reminded of how good this book is. And better: it’s free! (Open Access)
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Yet another reminder that AGNES CALLARD is an anagram of LARGE SCANDAL. There’s no way this is a real person.
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La intro del primer episodio de The Last of Us me da vibras tanto de Watchmen como de Chernobyl (y no es casualidad). No puedo esperar a ver el episodio completo.
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I terrible thing about hanging out with Philosophers is that they tend to like to eat and drink (a lot) in places that are way, way more expensive than what my budget allows. I actually dread going to academic dinners. I usually end up doing hotdogs and cheap beer alone instead.
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On June 21 2019, I met a Twitter mutual that saw me very depressed , and suggested me a cheap way to ingest cyanide (as a joke to cheer me up). This 28 we will be married for one year already.
Does anybody have some wholesome stories about meeting people on this app in person?
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How many times can you give the same talk at different conferences before people realize you’re extremely boring and wrong?
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Hey, here's a wild idea: what if UNIVERSITY CLASSROOMS had BIG, VISIBLE CLOCKS?
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Astrólogxs: *existen en el año 2022*
Astrónomxs: ES PSEUDOCIENCIA, LA POSICION DE LOS ASTROS NO TIENE EFICIENCIA CAUSAL EN…
Psicólogxs: Qué soberbia más terrible, la cosmovisión científica materialista es una aproximación epistemológic…
Filósofxs: DIJISTE EPISTEMOLOGÍA MONO CTM
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Igual: tan buenos que somos para culparnos a nosotros mismos cuando los verdaderos culpables se están riendo a carcajadas a esta hora
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Representationalism and rationality: why mental representation is real
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So, here's the reading list for my next course. It's mostly books (and since I don't want to kill my students, we're reading selected chapters). Tag yourself if you're here.
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I signed my first teaching contract in a long while today, and I'm both terrified (in a good way!) and thrilled. And I will get married in less than a month. This year will be the wildest ride I've had in ages.
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@PhDVoice
@PostdocVoice
Applied to just one, and was accepted. The thing is: after I botched a MA when I was 25, it took me 13 years to gather the courage to apply to a MA again and 4 more years to apply to the PhD program I wanted, at 42. Never say never, don’t give up! Eventually, things can go right!
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Philosophy Twitter people, tag yourselves. I'm currently Tired and Mad.
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@TwitterSafety
Elon, if your purpose is to reach out to people who has blocked/muted you without them noticing, believe me: we notice.
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THE LAST OF US AND PHILOSOPHY (Wiley-Blackwell) will launch on October 22th and it features a chapter about Philosophy of Mind and the Infected by yours truly and my pal Lucas Hinojosa-López. It’s our first book chapter!
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Every department has at least a PhD student who attends to events mostly for the free food, and falls asleep in places he shouldn’t, right?
Because I’m that guy in my department.
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No nos haría mal ser más exigentes con la claridad, la rigurosidad conceptual y la honestidad intelectual en general. Basta de decirle “”Filósofo” a cualquier mercachifle que hable bonito. La disciplina no debería ser el campo fértil para los chantas que algunos creen que es.
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@DoctorRolla
@Emotedaction
Eva Green is perfect but I keep my dream casting of Steve Buscemi and Christian Bale
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I have a (very minor) surgery scheduled for tomorrow but the idea of being put under general anesthesia terrifies me a little bit
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Going to buy a small leather bag to ease my transition from semi-employed bum to PhD student
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Tomorrow morning I'm going to defend my dissertation prospectus in order to gain the status of PhD (c)
Any tips to avoid shooting myself in the foot and trainwrecking catastrophically?
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Most of our wedding pictures I’ve seen so far are from our friend's Instagram stories. I like this one a lot.
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Dear American Friends: the protests in Chile that led to our current constitutional process (writing a new one from scratch, not just reform) started with highschoolers protesting against a 4 cents increase of the public transportation fares. You *can* do something big this time.
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Three years ago, I knew I was going to meet
@uni_taria
for beer, fries and completos that night, but had no idea that I was going to fall in love with her instantly. Here’s to many, many years more together.
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A Delivery Service but for reclaiming your books from your former friends and exes
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Tengo el placer y el terror de anunciar que, oficialmente, voy a dictar este Seminario Electivo en la UAH este semestre que viene. Literalmente es un seminario sobre todas las cosas que me han obsesionado estos últimos veinte años...
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I have this little thing hanging in my office. A nice reminder of a nicer, simpler time.
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Mind as Metaphor: A Defence of Mental Fictionalism
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I’d take a good, long look in the mirror before calling any philosopher from the canon “overrated”…
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@bbcdoctorwho
This one. The whole of Ethics, summarized in two minutes. Decency and Kindness, that’s all.
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I might not be successful in most of the ways our society define success, but according to a popular metric (being the cool guy you wanted to be when you were a teenager), I even exceeded my own imagination. I ended up being *way* cooler. My 15 years-old-self mind would explode.
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I’m starting to pay a lot more attention to how philosophers treat kinds and categories, how they build and define concepts, and how they -knowingly or not- take given ontologies or epistemologies as implicit starting points. And oh boy, it’s a free for all, no rules, no nothing.
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I was reminded today of how fucking insanely good this bassline is (Madonna's “Like a Prayer”, by Guy Pratt)
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I feel like we’re not talking enough about the elephant in the room: getting competent peers to review anything is getting ridiculously hard and one of the side-effects of this is that most people accepting to do it have little experience, or do it hastily. Peer review is broken.
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Courses should be taught by people that actually *like* teaching
What is your academic opinion that would leave people like this?
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Update: it was pretty uncathartic. It all went well but after that it was more like "well, this part is over I guess? BACK TO THE GRIND motherf*cker"
Tomorrow morning I'm going to defend my dissertation prospectus in order to gain the status of PhD (c)
Any tips to avoid shooting myself in the foot and trainwrecking catastrophically?
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Have you ever pondered about the ABSOLUTE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE that is celebrating Christmas, with all its winter imagery, in countries that are in the midst of the hottest summer ever? 🥵🎄
Here’s a children’s song about it.
31 minutos - Calurosa navidad (subtitled)
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Every big shot Philosopher going to Mastodon and trying to reproduce exactly the hierarchical thing they had on Twitter by following and interacting only with other big shots: you don’t get it, right?
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Re: OpenAI Chat
The most important philosophical intuition I've ever had was induced by a Borges short tale, Funes the Memorious. My faith in this intuition, finally, has started to crumble.
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You just gave a talk, and this guy takes the microphone and tells you
I HAVE MORE OF A COMMENT THAN A QUESTION
How do you open?
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Maybe I'm just wired differently (and beaten to a pulp by a very naive metaphysics) but I can't take seriously anything that takes consciousness or experience as fundamental.
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No se quien eres, diseñador o publicista, pero te voy a encontrar y te voy a levantar de una patada en la raja
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By the way, Thank You for pointing out that Philosophers are often wrong about science too, never occurred to me. Thanks!
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One of my favorite movies ever. I wonder if there’s a generation of young linguists inspired by this.
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"Dead people using the living as slave labor" is a fitting description of Philosophy, now that think about it
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@kmdoublev
"So you are an anarchist"
(Said by a military official)
"Are crabs immortal?"
(Said by a random)
"Why didn't you study something profitable, if you're that smart?"
(Said by a rich old fart from a former extended family)
"I'd have loved to study that!"
(Said by someone who didn't)
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So, my wife (whoa, it sounds nice to say it!) finished my Jerry. Gotta frame them to hang them in my office.
(Wait, do I have an office?)
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Panpsychism is a *very* good bit, but it’s going too far IMHO, guys. You can drop it, everyone had a good laugh already.
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I hope there's a Heaven so I can hug this little guy again at least once... I miss him so much. His name was Freeman.
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Yo: quisiera que la sociedad le prestara más atención a la Filosofía
La Sociedad:
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My 2023 in Four Pictures:
-Got married to my beautiful, wonderful
@uni_taria
-Started to play bass again
-Gave talks at Philosophy conferences (something I’ve been always scared of)
-Defended my Prospectus and became a PhD (c) at the coolest Philosophy departments in Chile
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Is there a PHILOSOPHY TWITTER opinion that will get you like this?
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Did I just sign the agreement with the publisher for my first contributed chapter to a book? The Hell I did
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