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@rehmsss
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4 years
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@rehmsss
maddie
1 year
@uncooljerk !! having a drunk ciggy ?? nothing better !! people watching while smoking ?? pure bliss !! i was a vape girl in the states and europe has altered my mindset in the best way
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
sir... i do NOT have a tiny pp
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
dick is like beer, the first ones you get aren’t that good, and as you learn about yourself it gets better pussy is like water, hydrating, refreshing and you need it to live
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@rehmsss
maddie
1 year
@Emi_0rganz @JUNlPER @kanyewest nazis don’t deserve tolerance
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
@fatfuck67 THIS IS A DIRECT @ AND IM MAD
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@rehmsss
maddie
3 months
@jubunnies @roxiqt It’s taken me months of searching, but I finally found an art collective (kinda) near me that requires masking at all times. It’s been so incredible to find community again, I’m hoping that there’s something similar near you!!
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
pov: ur my boyfriend and we’re about to eat the frittata and apple pie i just made bc i luv u and want u to be nourished
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@rehmsss
maddie
2 years
@LolOverruled “your honor, in order for it to be public indecency, the sexual acts my clients are accused of would have to take place in front of witnesses. as you can see in the photo, there’s no one at that A’s game, meaning my clients broke no law.”
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
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@rehmsss
maddie
1 year
@pissboymcgee honestly i really don’t think it’s that weird. like she said it’s been keeping her up for weeks/months. like that’s uncomfy af and actually invasive. so i think her making them feel uncomfy for doing it is in her right.
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@rehmsss
maddie
15 days
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Let This Radicalize You
15 days
Biden is now giving a completely one-sided, dishonest speech about these campus protests. “Dissent must never lead to disorder.”
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
one small thing that’s made an impact today? my professor knows it’s the anniversary of my moms death, so she told me i could just take the day to do what my mom would want me to :’)
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
pov: ur my boyfriend and it’s 5am, you’re suddenly woken up by the flick of a lighter. i’m in bed next to you lighting a joint because i’m a piece of shit and can’t sleep. i look at you and say, “sorry, im a piece of shit and can’t sleep.”
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@rehmsss
maddie
2 years
extremely important to point out that historically, white women have been some of the biggest instigators of racial violence. white women were enraged when they couldn’t join the KKK. along with all of the false allegations of rape that lead to lynchings
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@rehmsss
maddie
9 years
when your student section is 🔥🔥🔥 @UHS_Updates @UH__Football http://t.co/UDKwGWDUnE
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
since going into treatment i’ve realized just how fucked up every american is when it comes to 2 things. 1) food, there’s this obsession with not eating too much, making sure it’s all “healthy” and “good for you” 2) body, i haven’t met a single person in my 22 years that has (1)
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@rehmsss
maddie
3 years
@HoratioSkald the shelter had already named him Rowdy, and it just fit too well to change it!!
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
every single man i see on tinder while i’m in kansas has either a) cows b) a tractor c) their truck d) a combo of all three in their photos and whew honey this is NOT the place for me
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 years
lmao I love this so much I'm gonna post more 😂💁🏻 #ColoradoGirlsBreakTheInternet
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@rehmsss
maddie
1 year
@imafuckinlibra @pissboymcgee no, it’s invasive to keep your neighbors up for months by having obnoxiously loud sex. you are literally inserting other people into your sex life
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@rehmsss
maddie
9 years
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
just incase i have breast cancer, i’m gonna need my tiddies sucked as MUCH as possible... line starts in my dms
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
fuck buddy told me he’d let me peg
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
i was so drunk last night i made plans to go to the gym this morning
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 years
I LIVE FOR WOMEN BRINGING OTHER WOMEN UP OMG BLESS THIS TAG #ColoradoGirlsBreakTheInternet
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@rehmsss
maddie
9 years
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
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@rehmsss
maddie
6 years
tbh Mother’s Day has always been hard so s/o to all the people who struggle with holidays like today, it’s such a difficult thing so if you need anything, please feel free to reach out 💕💕💕
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
did we win?? yes. will i ever stop talking about this ?? no. absolutely not.
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
resisting the urge to send these to every man i know just to see how they’d respond
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@rehmsss
maddie
6 years
Just to bring it back for old times sake
@SydneyRehmer
sydney
9 years
I hate myself for doing this.
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
hi going private bc i’m applying to a bunch of new jobs haha
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@rehmsss
maddie
9 years
Our admin can't even spell 😂 #blessed 🙌
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
LMAO this guy i’ve been hooking up with keeps putting me on his snap story and another girl messaged him “is that your gf??” and HE responded with “nah, maddie’s gay.” like you’re not totally wrong but i did just give you that gawk gawk 9000
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@rehmsss
maddie
1 year
@imafuckinlibra @pissboymcgee get better reading comprehension 💕 i’m not going to explain this to you.
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@rehmsss
maddie
6 years
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
HAHAHAHAHAHA a frat gave me a number to text anytime i want a compliment... this poor freshman is about to see just how starved for attention i am
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
who likes my new lock screen :)
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
meet my handsome boi named rowdy 🤠🥺🥰
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
honestly the main reason i’m excited to get a new phone is literally just for storage... rn i can’t have both tinder and wizards unite on my phone at the same time and it’s HEART BREAKING
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
this week is not easy for me. i lost my grandpa 12 years ago today, and then i lost my mom 11 years ago on the 10th. i have an INCREDIBLE support system, but not everyone does. don’t fear telling the people in your life you love them. i love and am thankful to have all of you ❤️
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@rehmsss
maddie
3 years
@chunkyfila yellowstone volcano 👌🏼👌🏼 i would like to be set in place forever just like the homies in Vesuvius
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
i had the best weekend and that’s not up for debate
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
anyone wanna get into a committed relationship ? i’m trying to gain weight
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@rehmsss
maddie
1 year
@Emi_0rganz @JUNlPER @kanyewest if you’re a communist, why are you advocating for the speech of fascists? that is completely contradictory.
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 years
💕🌺🌸
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
my friends do the most for me and there aren’t enough soft words to describe how i feel about all of them and how lucky i am that i get to exist at the same time they do
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
it is EARLY and i have a drs appt and i’m NERVOUS. pls wish me luck
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS
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@rehmsss
maddie
3 years
HAHAHAHAHAHA BROOOOO
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 years
#ABulldogBecause everyone tweets about how much pride they have in their school but don't show up to sports events or the arts event at all
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
i kinda want a b*yfriend but don’t tell anyone
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
did i just make the boys that live next to me carry in all of the alcohol out of my car into my apartment ? yes. did i also get invited to go down and drink with them ? absolutely. no one can tell me i’m not powerful
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
walked up to a boys house (who said all of his roommates were gone) only to be met at the door by ALL of his roommates. all men do is lie.
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
IM FUCKING HIS FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND IM OFFICIALLY OVER IT
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
how i be laying when he goes to grab the towel - suckbona limoan
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
Tbt to 3 years ago when @SydneyRehmer and I tried filling the void in our souls with these outfits
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 months
i still love a good skirt 2019 —> 2023
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@stepheniscowboy
stephen
8 months
from 2019 to 2023 my main thrill in life is still wearing obscure football shirts and tilting my head
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
maddie can have a little cock, as a treat 😌
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
was just told that i’m “the worst big spoon” no one text
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@rehmsss
maddie
7 years
this will be the first time in almost 13 years that i will have no homework over christmas break
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
kinda wanna tell freshman boys that i’ll give sloppy top in exchange for farrand burgers
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
moving back in with parents is weird. instead of being greeted by frat boys for my morning bong rip, now it’s my dog (no complaints there) and my middle aged neighbors having breakfast on their porch (weird)
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
pls excuse my tweets from last night... i had been drinking for like 9 consecutive hours and was on some BULLSHIT
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
was it a mistake to get high before meeting up with my god parents? probably. but it’s done now and i’m gonna ride this fucking wave
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
if a man saw how much hair i shed in the shower i don’t think they would ever want to touch me EVER again
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@rehmsss
maddie
9 years
If I lose followers for being a feminist or tweeting about #MichaelBrown , good. I truly don't want people like that to follow me
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@rehmsss
maddie
3 years
holy shit i actually made a post about my ED on fb like i said i would since June wow omg i’m crying i’m so proud of myself
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
i really shouldn’t be complaining about not getting laid bc i could be getting laid every single day of the week by a different person... i just don’t want any of them 🤪
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
standing next to my sister while she makes out with someone from high school. my life a podcast fr
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
pain
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@rehmsss
maddie
2 years
@chrisvanderveen @KyleClark I lost my mom when I was 11, and it started snowing almost directly after she took her last breath. Every snowfall I can feel her with me 💕
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
this snow day is really making almost every single one of my hoes hit me up at like 11... i’m speechless
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
waiting for my dab pen to charge
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
👏🏼 EATING DISORDERS ARE VERY BLACK AND WHITE. 👏🏼 EITHER YOURE ALIVE WITH AN ED OR YOURE DEAD. 👏🏼STOP ROMANTICIZING THEM. 👏🏼THERE IS NOTHING GLAMOROUS OR FUN ABOUT THEM 👏🏼 BEING “SKINNY” IS THE LEAST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT A PERSON 👏🏼
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
it’s breast cancer awareness month.... who wants to check these fibrous titties for lumps
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@rehmsss
maddie
6 years
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
what else he busting ???
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
“why is vodka easier to consume than food”
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
i gave two boys in the same city an opportunity to get some tonight so now i just feel like i have a hunger games situation to see who will invite me over first
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
today was the first time a doctor hasn’t asked “well, are you eating ???” when i bring up the fact that i’ve lost so much weight in such a short amount of time... I ACTUALLY FEEL HEARD :’)
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
sos i have no impulse control
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 years
honestly I've never been so repulsed in my life
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
um so... if you look like this (the male version of me lol) pls slide into dms immediately
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
might be getting old but... oatmeal fucking slaps dawg
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
no one can tell me this pussy is not on god tier... a man broke into my house last night just for the OPPORTUNITY to hangout
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maddie
5 years
“can we go back to yours?” “ugh idk my place is pretty messy rn” “i’m literally homeless rn. i don’t care what your room looks like”
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 years
#tb to the best saying of all time 🙌🙌🙌😭
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@rehmsss
maddie
5 years
why are so many men SO horny at 10am on a sunday ??? idgi
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 years
I love Obama so much 😭😭😭 #DemsInPhilly
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@rehmsss
maddie
4 years
just got a phone call from a man i APPPARENTLY gave my number to at the bars on thursday. he called to ask me to coffee, we’re going this thursday. did i just set myself up on a blind date?? bc i do NOT REMEMBER THIS MAN
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 years
ya gurls gonna graduate 🙌🏼
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@rehmsss
maddie
8 years
#ABulldogBecause who needs good mental health???
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