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@honeyyhound
@BilboWompins
Until you do coke you don’t notice how many people do, basically.
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She came to ask me after my husband had went inside, if I was ok & if he was the one making me cry. No maam not at all, but there was a time I would have needed you. But thank you for looking out for someone… meant a lot in the state I was in…
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I left my doctors office in shambles about the way I was treated with my anxiety - my husband was driving and I was in the back with our toddler. He stopped to get me some donuts and this small older white lady came pulling up behind us and got out
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There are still good people. I hope something good happens to her for the rest of her days. 💚
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Do you ever get anxiety in your sleep?
Please tell me that makes sense. Lol
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This girl said it’s EXTREMELY RARE to have a home invasion or someone unwanted enter your home.
the statistics said a break in occurs every 26 seconds in the US. In the time it took her to type that, how many homes were entered ? 🤣💀 stupid ass. Protect your family, at all costs
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This is my first time ever posting my baby, I spoke with my husband about it & I feel like he’s right, there’s a difference between a cute picture, and exploitation or constantly living with a phone in her face for the internet. So everyone, meet Amaya. 🫶🤍
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What’s your weirdest baby fact? Like from the time you found out you were pregnant till now?
Mine is kneecaps, kids under 2 don’t have kneecaps. Weird to me. Like I understand the concept but still, odd and interesting..
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@cannahannahh
I just got that in my chart this am too . She prescribed me a once a week dose of 50,000iu . Got 4 pills from the pharmacy. ☺️ scary high dose
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@23luvr
If your person is flirting, yes. Some weird mfs will think you’re flirting if you say thank you too nice at the gas station. So depends on who’s asking.
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Sooooo…. I’m weird because I can’t eat food without something to drink? 🤣
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This will be my third sober Thanksgiving. I remember waking up and starting drinking at like noon…. Never again..
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Cast Iron pans really make your food so much better lol.
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Am I weird because I try to interact with all of my followers posts? Like I kinda feel annoying sometimes 😏🤣🥲
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I took my last drink on May 7th of 2021. It’s been exactly 2.5 years. I am so fucking proud of myself, there’s not a piece of me that would ever go back…
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I wish Apple put a little dot next to the new emojis or something. How tf am I supposed to know ?!
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Trying to be a good mom and a good spouse/wife is hard.. don’t ever let anyone tell you either one is easy. Hang in there 🫶
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Everyone always talks about the hard parts of parenting, but what about when your toddler says I love you Mommy and reaches out to hug you super big. 🥹🥹 I’m not crying…. 🤣🤣
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How do yall find good books? I feel like I just wanna start one I know is good, book girlies help! 😭
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Amaya got to meet our Eagle mascot! She loves birds so much! The look on her face was priceless!!
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The sound of my dog licking herself sends me over the edge and I can’t figure out why. 😭😭😓
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In the market for a new girl bestie…
Went to tell mine about what happened with my appt and realized she doesn’t care so I didn’t. It’s a sucky feeling…
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Plz don’t be this fucking dumb.
women cheating is way worse than men cheating because women do it to prove a point, men do it on accident
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Why did your toddler throw a fit today?
The Jersey Mikes commercial came on with Danny Devito and the rhythm of the night song and she didn’t get up to dance in time.
It’s on regular tv. I can’t rewind it 😭😭
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May 7th will be my third full year sober.
If anyone wants to send me a case, it’d be much appreciated.
Dr Pepper or Red Bull only though 😝🤣
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Literally made a twitter friend yesterday and we just talked shit back and forth all day & some recipes too!! How awesome! It’s the little things! 🥹🫶🩵☀️
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Oh my gosh if you love cucumbers you should do this. So goooooooood.
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Got my glasses today. Did y’all know stuff had this much detail?!
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It’s my balloon day!! Cash app is open for coffee and or Red Bull 🤣 $lexiegreen510
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Yep. Proud to be 27 months sober.
My 1000th day will be my daughters second birthday and if that isn’t one of the coolest things - I personally don’t know what is
Alcoholism is so normalized that when someone is proud of ordering a mocktail everyone suddenly gets sassy and annoyed.
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If you follow someone’s private and share their shit, you’re trash… imagine being that desperate for interaction… 😬
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I don’t need an internet plug. I will block you. Please do not interact with my page.
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Mom twitter is in shambles and I’m just excited about boo buckets at McDonald’s … 😏
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My hubby woke me up to see the blue moon. Was it blue? No, but the fact he knows I didn’t want to miss it was enough for me 🥹🩵
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Have a few new followers, hey I’m Lexie, mama to an 18month old sweet baby girl! I drink far too much Red Bull and have chronic anxiety. Could the two go hand in hand? Of course
I love fishing and being outdoors as often as possible!
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Yeah it’s time for me to withdrawal from this friendship….
A sober person cannot carry the weight of someone else’s drinking.
Any of my sober friends, be careful about trying to ‘help’ too soon. Keep your recovery in mind first and foremost, always.
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Possible unpopular opinion, but it isn’t anyone’s job to teach you how to be a parent. It isn’t anyone’s job to show you what you should have spent 9 months learning and studying while pregnant. There is a device in your hand those entire 9 months, that gives you access to 1/2
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@_mamanic
You’re fun in ways you probably don’t even understand. I am terrible at pretend and have a short attention. But I do forts and crawl through the tunnel with her. I had to find another way lol 🥺
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@bass_faerie
Pouch mom here too, so glad because she likes them as snacks and there’s nothing wrong with making sure she gets all of her fruits and veggies. Some of those are things I’d never think to make for her, so it’s cool she gets different ones outside of the regular ones we eat.
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@MommaSabs
Just do this, and some real mayo and milk - instead of buying the bottle 😉
I’m a ranch addict and bottled ranch it’s almost like you can taste the preservatives 🤣
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Imagine an 18 wheeler almost running a stop sign and hitting your daughters side of the car. To beep at him to get him to stop … THIS DUDE FLIPPED ME OFF!!! So now, DOT will have a nice complaint! ☺️ I feel like a Karen. But how safe is that really? We were stopped at ours!
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@stacey_b_14
@DouthitKenzie
I found it, found the pick me. I hope you never know what it’s like to be attached to someone you desperately want to be rid of and if you do, think of your comment here. ☺️🤣
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Yall have every light on in the entire house. Keep it mellow & baby might go back to asleep easier.
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My sweet fall pictures and birthday party turned out so good. So thankful for my people 🤍✨
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It’s been 3 years and I still miss you my buddy. I hope it’s wonderful up there 💕😔
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Moms with kids over 2/3 years old - when did y’all really GO ALL out for Christmas, I’m so worried about not being able to make it super special but she’s not even 2 yet, do I keep it small again this year or how did yall do it?
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If your 33 year old ass comes near my 16 year old, imma break ya legs. Save your bullshit explanation for someone else
Tell me you’re a 33 year old man trying to justify preying on teenagers without telling me…
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No cheating!! Post your last saved photo of you with no context!!
no cheating!! post your last saved photo of yourself without context
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Yes. I didn’t have them, their safety being my sole responsibility at 6 - leaving a 4 month old with me alone while you went bowling from 6-11pm. Got so scared I climbed in her crib to sleep. She wouldn’t stop crying. I could have hurt her. BUT I WAS 6!? Why was I alone ANYWAYS?
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There’s some kind of weird epidemic with people giving opinions that has zero to do with the question or situation at hand. Like are critical listening and thinking skills just gone?
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People say money doesn’t buy happiness. No it buys the weight off your shoulders for all those things that come up- and that in turn allows you to experience happiness in its entirety.
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The timeline really wants me to have some pancakes …. Damn guys lmao.
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My cilantro is cilantroing and my dill is dillin’ ! So excited!!
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Why do I sit in weird ass positions until it hurts?
and then I’m like..oh I should move…
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Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Got a lot of shit to say to people, that’s probably best kept to myself.
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@Sassynightnurse
@WisKanSass
You could have done the same and not posted this too, but here you are 🤣🤣
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Yesterday was my 18 month sober date from alcohol. My life has changed so much and I couldn’t be happier. I have a beautiful 8 month old baby & im doing it for me and her. Break the cycle . ✨
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My grandma got me an amethyst ring for my baby girl. I love it so much. Such a beautiful birthday gift! 🥹🤍
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At 19 I was a banquet manager and thought I was hot shit. But I was 🙃
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Imagine being a parent and grandparent and choosing to favor one child and grandchild over the others.
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The 90s kid in me is still afraid to turn the dome light on in the car while driving 🤣🙃🥴
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I ordered 5 packs of the 8.4 oz summer Red Bull.
Walmart delivery brought 3 12oz packs and 2 8oz packs! I love it! Lucky Friday!
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If you wanna see top tier 2000’s fashion, just watch Fast and Furious, the very first one. LMAO, the eyebrows, the outfits… wild time 🤣
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Just looked through my yard, the wind is blowing, there’s LEAVES FALLING EVERYWHERE . It’s FALL YALL 🤣🤗😍
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10 bands/artists to get to know me:
Pink Floyd
Iron Maiden
Kings of Leon
Black Label Society
Coheed and Cambria
Zach Bryan
Chris Stapleton
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Parkway Drive
System of a Down
10 bands/artists to get to know me:
Led Zeppelin
Fleetwood Mac
Tash Sultana
Briston Maroney
The Tesky Brothers
Rainbow Kitten Surprise
Mac Miller
Russ
Weezer
Just Friends
Just call me little miss variety 🤗
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Imagine not wanting to see your kids for an entire year….. wow. Some people really don’t deserve nice things.
@__xJay
I did this same thing but I moved out the state 😂 he was SHOOK. I only had him keep them for a year but had I told him that shit upfront he would’ve never agreed😭😂
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I ordered my first duvet and I’m so excited ! My sleep is gonna be so great
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Kids really just don’t gaf.
2 barges in to come sit on my lap and play her tablet…
I’m taking a number two and it stinks in here , I’m like don’t you care?
No Mommy. lol. Well I do, please give me a min 🤣💀
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Imagine being married for less than a year, getting pregnant, and your husband is sending dick pics and asking for pics from some other woman. Girl, you need to run.
Cause I’m sure it ain’t only one person he’s asking them from. 😏
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My husband doesn’t watch 🌽 , so when he sees my twitter feed he’s like wtf… there’s so much ass, is that only fans ? 🤣
No sir - I don’t pay for this 🤣💀 but some of yall make it impossible to open twitter in public 🤣🤣🤣 love it, here for all the cake 🤣💀
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