If your girl works in a restaurant you better have her up on a pedestal....the kitchen guys be hyping her like a queen and saying “anything for you mamí”.
My dad made a comment he didn’t need a $1000 so he wasn’t gonna sell my late great grammas car. I said I could use $1k. He said yeah, for what. I said that’s about what I have left on my student loans. So here we are 😭😭😭
People are acting like I need to stop? Like literally that’s the absolute soonest things could go back. At this rate it’ll be August before things go back.
@thesn0wmexican
Fun related story: my ex always begged for anal and one tome he was super drunk and I said “you first” and he was like”OK!” He never believed when I told him the next day.
Dear dudes on dating apps, girls do not want to meet up immediately upon matching. I know you want to get to know them in person, but it’s honestly creepy and we live in a scary world. Take the time to chat before bringing up meeting in person. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Y’all if you’re mailing anything USPS for Christmas I’d highly suggest doing it this week. They have been hell lately. 2 day shipping is more like 5 days and I’ve had a package returned back to me twice for no reason.
It absolutely chaps my ass that baby boomers used to tell millennials back in the early 2000s not to believe everything they read online.....now baby boomers believe EVERYTHING THEY READ ONLINE!!!!!!!!
Feminism got you the right to vote.
Feminism got you the right to work.
Feminism got you the right to higher education.
Feminism got you the right to own property.
Feminism got you the right wear pants.
Bc you don’t feel affected doesn’t mean you aren’t. History is important.
This girl on tiktok was getting comments about how could she cut off her parents (they’re abusive). And she said “you wouldn’t question if it was a abusive partner”. Y’all need to hear that. Why do we make excuses for family?
All jokes aside let’s all pray for those kids who are stuck home with no food, have abusive parents, friends, and family, and their only safe place was school.
btw if MLK and anne frank hadn’t been killed, they’d both be 93 today (younger than betty white). i think it’s important to see pictures of them in color as a reminder that “history” was not very long ago
Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.
I’m kind of an absent friend. Like I will love you with my entire heart and will go out of my way to help you but I tend to live in my own world and suck at communicating. I’m really sorry to anyone who takes that personally. ❣️
My two goals this year:
1. Lose 5 lbs a month (more short term)
2. Every time I want to buy something for myself I make a payment on my CC for that amount instead of buying the thing
NASA: don’t take pics of the eclipse because it’ll mess up sensors in your phone
Everyone: posts all the pics
How yall pay so much for your phone and care so little about it and wonder why it acts up 🤦🏻♀️
Is it just me or does it seem like bras just aren’t made for boobs? Like either the band doesn’t fit right there’s a gap in the cup or boobs are falling out. Like I wanna wear a bralette and be comfy?!???
MAMA GOT A JOB!!!
She interviewed two weeks ago and they wanted her to suggest a salary and she asked for more than her last job and they gave it to her!
She’s so excited to get back to work after being off for treatment all this time!
#FuckCancer
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Tomorrow my mom has surgery to remove her breast cancer. We only found out 3 weeks ago. It’s been surreal. Please positive vibes & prayers for my family. She’s my best friend and I don’t know what I’d do without her. This whole thing has been ripping my heart out. 💔
#FuckCancer
Reminder: Easter used to be a pagan fertility festival, celebrating the end of winter and the flourishing of new life in the spring.
The symbols for Easter represent sex and fertility.
Ok, I haven’t worn a two piece in awhile that I was comfortable in because I’ve gained weight. But Amazon came through and I think we have a winner 🤷🏻♀️
Please be nice because I will cry.
So I get a package yesterday and thought I haven’t ordered anything recently *shocker*
Opened it and got this sweet baby from
@DarlinSincerest
and started crying 😭❤️