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Rebecca
3 years
If a man says he's 5'11" that means he's 5'9" because if he were actually 5'11" he would have said he was 6'0".
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6 years
he's 5 years old and said a curse word one day in response to not getting his way. i got eye level with him and told him we don't use words like that in our house. this child looked me dead in my eyes and said "this is an apartment, not a house" bruh.
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3 years
STILL!
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1 year
This elderly man is talking to his woman on speakerphone and he asked if she put the oxtails on yet and she said “baby they been on, they more tender than this warmness I give you” MA’AM you are on speakerphone
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6 years
Meek and Drake cool again cuz they both realized Nicki is a weirdo ass bitch. It be like that sometimes.
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3 years
@OhSoThatsKD Those manners though! That's a polite young man
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5 years
not to be dramatic but this is what cramps feel like.
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3 years
Apparently hella people did not know these existed, myself included until last week. You can buy over the counter Covid testing kits from CVS or Walgreens - its $25 for two tests and takes 15 minutes. If you have kids you should definitely have these in your home
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3 years
The "not even 5'11"" gets me every time
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5 years
Cam’ron literally told ya'll he went to war with old Timbs, battered boots, a hand grenade, goggles and a parachute.
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Page Six
5 years
The Diplomats anger vets after wearing military medals on stage
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3 years
@maefrommi @LaBeautyologist Lmao that heart is 6'5" tho!
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2 years
@lolidefi This isn't bullying - its a child setting healthy boundaries. All children should be taught to and be allowed to set boundaries if they're uncomfortable. We should also be teaching our children what others boundaries may look like and to respect them.
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3 years
@Kay_Renee She also said 5'7" was her type so clearly we can't listen to her
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2 years
@RdotSpoon Some of you need to learn to let people tweet what they want without trying to make everything a history lesson to help yourself feel smarter or superior to others. You literally did not have to tweet any of that.
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3 years
When The Onion says it better than anyone else could.
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6 years
@marie_brownsuga I just sit there like
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9 years
By far my favorite series of photos from #Ferguson demonstrations. #DevonteHart ❤️ http://t.co/MNJ3108S27
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1 year
Everybody in this store was like 😳😳😳 Lmaoooo
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2 years
@enews May he find the man of his dreams going forward
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16 days
@nhoodpublicist @DragonflyJonez No, he knew before Drake even dropped his track that that’s the angle he would take. It’s predictable
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7 years
this is beautiful.
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6 years
@illiam_william sometimes i just have to laugh because its so fucking funny and genuine. just like when his little hand flys up in the "quiet coyote" signal which means be quiet, when i'm lecturing him from the kitchen.
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6 years
@illiam_william im so MAD .. rude ass.
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Rebecca
3 years
I would love to know what possible negative feelings you could possibly have about free access to literature. Like how on earth can anyone have an issue with it?!
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¡matt!
3 years
I have mixed feelings on the little free libraries but if they all displayed this level of creativity and craftsmanship that would be awesome
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2 years
@CallHerMo_ Ok but ReAsia.. Asia twice😂😂😂
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4 years
@ThePeggyBundy obviously they did, girl. you thought he just pushed his way to the stage and took over? it's their service for him, they can have whoever they want speak, regardless of how you feel about it.
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2 years
Made salted caramel cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting as a belated Christmas gift...😍
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Rebecca
5 years
Billionaires are funding $700 million to rebuild Norte Dame. It's hella eye opening the shit rich people find worthy of their donations. Imagine what $700 million could do to help less fortunate people, rather than a historical site.
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2 years
@StephanieSidley No but I truly want to know who the "they" is that Khloe was referring to when she said "THEY think they can take our men" Who is THEY girl? Cuz that sounds like black women to me
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6 years
@shesjust_lo i couldnt even say shit because he had a point. 5 year olds are very literal with their understanding so i just walked away and laughed my ass off
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2 years
@_uKnwWhyImHere_ Lmfao ma'am have some respect
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2 years
This how starved boyfriends be in the kitchen while you cook
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Rebecca
5 years
@citazworld Here... It made me cry 😩
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Rebecca
7 years
if ya'll don't find some more important shit to argue about, Goddamn.
@WomenintheWorld
Women in the World
7 years
Wonder Woman’s lack of armpit hair sparks feminist debate:
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3 years
@Frediculous @peabianjay @aly_lyss But when I point it out I'M wrong..there's literally proof RIGHT HERE
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1 year
@notsaraiyah Yes it was that kinda love!
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Rebecca
5 years
I can name 5 documentaries on Netflix right now that focus on white predators.
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3 years
I believe ya'll are silly for moving the team to San Francisco and then putting OAKLAND across the floor.
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Chris Montano
3 years
We Believe in full effect this szn
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4 years
@D0MXNXQUE I love love love telling little black girls how gorgeous they are and how beautiful their hair is. Their whole faces light up. It's the best
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2 years
@LibertyLockPod Nobody drove him to do this but himself. Stop blaming other people for the decision he made. Accountability exists.
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Rebecca
3 years
@lovethediosa @butterzworldd It literally takes 3 months to gain 5lbs of muscle so this is absolutely not true 😂😂😂😂
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Rebecca
6 years
and this is another reason why people need to stop asking others "when are you going to have some babies?" you never know what a person may be going through.
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xoNecole
6 years
Gabrielle Union shares her struggles with getting pregnant, ineffective cycles of IVF, and has suffered "8 or 9 miscarriages."
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3 years
@TanaIsBananas She about to feel hella silly in the morning..she thought she had you 😂
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Rebecca
6 years
alright girl.
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8 months
@MonroweM @_anamaniac Lmfao when they text you “How may I help you?”
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Rebecca
5 months
@symplylivinj @FLOCKAfierce One more time for the people in the back! How a man acts has zero to do with you and everything to do with his personality.
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Rebecca
2 years
People who smoke cigarettes.. Do y’all realize how bad you smell even when you’re not smoking
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Rebecca
4 years
@d_lac hormones make the absolute worst come out in us. i hated my sons father the first 3-4 months, just knew i was going to have to leave him. even him breathing would piss me off. i was probably hella mean to him so i can understand your point of view.
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9 years
#FridayFavs RT @yusufyuie : Find your inner Marshawn Lynch and prosper ✊ http://t.co/kZ3JmiXyU4
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Rebecca
8 years
He can't believe they let him live either.
@deray
deray
8 years
Robert L. Dear, the #PlannedParenthood shooter & latest domestic terrorist.
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2 years
@mindykaling @DIYolie @bjnovak @VanityFair “Are you coming to the Vanity Fair party?” Kelly: “Here’s the deal. I really want to go but I’m not gonna go if Ryan doesn’t go, because it’s kind of a waste of time”
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2 years
@RubixxRose Girl I like mine a lil dumb too. I get it
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Rebecca
9 years
The Bay Area is the most beautiful, cultured, passionate, artistic, individualistic, grimiest place in America. It's everything.
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Rebecca
4 months
“I got that mid if u still intrstd”
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Zechy
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BROWNS SAID FUCK THIS GAME IM CRINE
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Rebecca
8 years
My ex once told me he should only pay 1/3rd of the rent because my kid lived in the house too.
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Rebecca
2 years
@DoctorJonPaul @tuttipooh @SpiritualWordCS That baby's brain is as smooth as silk..they don't even know where their hand is. They'll be fine.
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Rebecca
8 years
When you're 600 lbs and your mom wears a hamburger shirt to your weightloss appointment.
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Rebecca
3 years
My son's friend is spending the night & asked if I'm making waffles for breakfast. I say yes, but only if they wake up in time. Then I overhear him say to Micah "bro I'm going to bed soon. Don't play around I want those waffles." 😂😂😂😂😂
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4 years
@DeezNuts I was hella anti her until I did my research. Now, I'm with it. Not a HUGE fan but I respect her and Im thankful a woman of color is in that role.
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6 years
@HolleyTrent I hope you punted him through a wall.
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2 years
@dontcomeforJae I got $15 in February…like he could have kept that.
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Rebecca
4 years
I have my own feelings about Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, however; they both have my support this election. My personal feelings aren't more important than the betterment of this country as a whole so i truly hope they win and burn this current administration to the ground.
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8 years
Can we get the mans name so we can put money on his books?
@ABC
ABC News
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Dylann Roof, the alleged South Carolina church shooter, assaulted in jail by another inmate.
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5 years
roasted garlic, caramelized shallot, and pancetta mac & cheese...word to @ChefResha
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Rebecca
1 year
Please dump every nonchallant man pursuing you. They literally aren’t worth a damn. There’s men out there you’ll actually like, that will sweat you. Don’t waste your time on one’s too cool to show they care
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5 years
Million dollar game hens, garlic and leek creme fraiche potatoes, and roasted asparagus. Bitch I am offended at how good this chicken is @ChefResha
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6 years
@MrTanPanda pls. do not want this. if i end up on buzzfeed ima be pissed. was already on CNN one time, that was enough.
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Rebecca
4 years
Chadwick Boseman was an incredible man. All that work while sick and fighting for his life? Amazing.
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Rebecca
8 years
Stop entertaining men that only care about you for what you can do for them.
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3 years
Caught the driver just in time 😂
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6 years
@shesjust_lo i almost died because Liv choked on whatever she was drinking so that made it 10x funnier.
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3 years
playing the victim before apologizing makes the apology weak as hell
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Rebecca
7 months
Y’all get an earthquake emergency alert?
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3 years
People don't want to social distance, they don't want to wear masks, they don't want to stay home, they dont wanna stop traveling, they don't want to take a vaccine. but they all want the pandemic to go away without having to do anything that inconveniences them in the slightest
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6 years
the number of people responding to that tweet suggesting i whoop my 5 year olds ass for a very logical, although smart ass as hell, statement is alarming. ya'll understand he's a child and sometimes they just say shit like that, right?
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6 years
Someone told me my cast looks like a gas station vacuum and now I can't see anything else when I look at my foot.
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3 years
@thesogodly Okay but if she really loved that man she wouldn't have let him raw dog a pink vest at their wedding
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Rebecca
9 years
I AM SCREAMING RT @kanYeBreast : I CANT BREATHE RT @SynKami : When you blocked but still show up on their Timelines http://t.co/TP7S9gzeRP
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Rebecca
8 years
So the whole "land of the free" part written while blacks still were considered property doesn't bother you?
@ChrisHansenNFL
Christopher Hansen
8 years
The national anthem is the rare two minutes that we set aside our differences as Americans. It's not a platform for a political statements.
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3 years
Came out super fly
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4 years
@aj_fairley "Bruh that's in the past I'm talking about me and you right now" - a man who's concept of the past is about 1.5 hours.
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6 years
Offset bought that man a car that he can afford to register each year and afford the maintenance/upkeep on. That seems like a wise decision to me.
@AntFromCA
Daddest Man On The Planet
6 years
the car offset bought for the guy wasn’t good enough for YOU lmao listen to how crazy that sounds
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3 years
@HardBristle See this is the shit that's irritating to me. You're a multi millionaire and this is the price you sell things for so no one in the general public can afford them
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4 years
i love this idea, however; it's going to be real hard for UPS to see this sign from their trucks as they drive by while marking your package "undeliverable"
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AshLew.
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6 years
@KevinHolm01 I need you to understand how much I don't give a fuck.
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Rebecca
5 years
idk about the NBA but i know The Game is about to jump on this out of control train any second now.
@DragonflyJonez
🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️
5 years
So who's gonna be the NBA Wildboy who says something reckless about Ayesha now? I got my money on Gilbert Arenas
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4 years
Shit might get boring sometimes but I still have a job and my family is healthy...life is good.
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5 years
"I can't follow rules or use common sense, so the zoo should fix the situation to make it slightly more difficult for me to not follow rules in the future"
@CBSEveningNews
CBS Evening News
5 years
Woman injured by jaguar at Arizona zoo: "I was in the wrong for leaning over the barrier, but I do think that maybe the zoo should look into moving their fence back."
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Rebecca
8 years
Don't ever do this again. Ever.
@Arielle
Arielle Vandenberg
8 years
Hey guys, remember when I was The Trap Queen?
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8 months
Keith Lee had him a great birthday.. this makes me so happy, he deserves these blessings
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6 years
pick up my baby from his after school program and ask him how his day was then immediately cut him off to tell him i got hella retweets off his rudeness today.
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6 years
I was just reminded of the time my son disrespected the fuck out of me to my face and now i want to fight him after work tonight
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2 years
@AceBillionaire Okay so let's say you get a partner simply because you don't want to die alone...and then have a seizure while they're out having lunch with friends. What then
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6 years
homemade chicken tortilla soup for my late ass lunch. #KitchenistaSundays
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8 years
If twitter comes together and pays off Nelly's IRS debt via album streams, the internet is officially the most powerful tool in history.
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Rebecca
3 years
Can ya'll PLEASE come get my father
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2 years
Let's talk about how bomb greek food is
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Rebecca
8 years
When bae sneaks up on you while you're cooking
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2 years
may you all wear lashes that are in proportion with the size of your face in 2022.
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2 years
@rico56st The call is coming from inside the house.
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