Tandalf the Grey🧙🏼♀️
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May Goals🪻✨
- 6lbs down 🏋🏽♀️
- 155 miles walked 🚶🏻♀️
- 2 friend dates 👯♀️
- 2 themed cocktails🍹
- 1 guitar lesson 🎸
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Lmaooooo this movie doesn’t even come out for another 2 months and M3GAN is already a pop culture icon
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I just walked in my room to find my 8yr watching my tv. Before I could say anything, she holds her hand up and says “I just need to relax ok. You called my name SO many times today.”
Me:
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Words cannot express how much I hate yall
Hotties, are you ready for a Hot Girl Summer Tour? Set a reminder to snag those Megan Thee Stallion
@theestallion
tickets and VIP packages when the onsale begins on March 22nd at 10am local. 📷
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Have y’all seen this baby that designs and makes clothes?!
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They had to put a commercial on tv that said “it’s 10pm. Do you know where your kids are?” for our parents to remember we existed. We were not stuck in the house.
90s was kinda ass….imagine being stuck in the house with no internet? Yuck
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For those of us that struggle to find black and brown Santas every year, Children’s Place has black Santa pjs!
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Omg I did pineapple juice, St Germain, Rose simple syrup, and rosé Prosecco and it’s sooooooo good
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That reminds me- Friday 6/25 is National Catfish Day. Y’all get ready.
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My daughter has been talking about busting Santa on the security cams all day so with the help of my pre-teen, 2 big coats, a robe, hat, black comforter and a step stool, I present..... evidence
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When people say they do Pilates, I imagine the stuff that’s available on YouTube- not THIS
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Like $339 for 2 tickets felt like a steal but adding on another $100 in fees just pissed me off so bad.
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@It_Aint__ME
When I come downstairs late at night, my dog scoffs and stares at me until I stop making noise 😭
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Why are they the ONLY option for ticket sales??????
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You gotta come business casual to a place called TURKEY LEG HUT?!
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REAL LOVERS>>>>>>>>>
An Arizona man once escaped prison to meet with his girlfriend on Valentine's Day
He crawled past razor wire, scaled two fences, and made his way to a bar roughly 10 miles away
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I’d have left that restaurant on a stretcher talking about some 300mg
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Sometimes I see posts like this and I think “are people really like this??”
And then I realize this is exactly how my teenage son is with me
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@shvnique
They sp*m the replies of every single thing Sexxy Red says and now I can’t even open her funny tweets anymore
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@Social_Twerker
It’s such a set up bc 2 weeks later I look like a crawled out of a sewer and want to be left alone
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Hold on so y’all men really wouldn’t wear this? I thought men liked comfort.
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Weren’t we just talking about companies using applicants to steal ideas????? This isn’t a coincidence. They even say they’re “inspired by national parks” on their site.
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Her advice at the end is spot on bc I definitely filter out people based on their vocal opinions on social media/pop culture topics ranging from this recent incident to what they say about Future & Russell Wilson all the way to what kind of jokes they crack on viral posts.
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I told my baby I used to like playing with dolls too and she said “yea but that’s because y’all didn’t have TVs”
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Me intensely pausing the show to read whenever someone’s Life Projection pops up
#Westworld
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@jermbalaya
Right!!! He said a man with a beautiful wife caring for his kids isn’t manly enough🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I see ppl claiming this concept only implies deadbeat dads but even in co-parenting/2 parent homes mothers likely cook their own traditional foods, plan for holidays, enforce superstitions, etc. We typically learn our culture from our moms.
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I thought I was cute and cozy wearing all black and a ponytail. Caught the mirror and why the hell I look like Steven Seagal
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This is all I have right now & everything is Eau de Parfum except the Vera Wang. It’s Eau de Toilette which is fine bc it’s my work and family perfume anyway.
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He looks so tired of proving he’s a Spider-Man variant
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I got a REALLY amazing offer for a new job and put in my notice to a really toxic team today. Because it’s a competitor I basically get a 3 week paid vacation starting now. My bday is in 13 days and Im heading back to NY soon. When I say I am OVERFLOWING with joy right now ✨🥰✨
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It’s a red flag *TO ME* if a man doesn’t have platonic relationships with women. It makes me feel like they don’t view women as people they need to interact with outside of sex, familial obligation, or other things that may benefit them directly.
Men should be allowed platonic relationships especially if they’ve been friends prior to you meeting.
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I do not even care what the movie is about. 2 tickets please.
Roman Reigns is filming a "Good Fortune" with keanu Reeves, Keke Palmer, Seth Rogan and Sandra Oh.
Hollywood Roman bout to go crazy🔥
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The hill I will die on is that karaoke is supposed to be for people that can’t actually sing so when talented people mosey their asses up in there it messes up the safe space!
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Health is cool but I workout for vanity reasons. I want heads turning. I want doors held. I want drunk girls in the restroom saying I’m pretty and little kids waving at me aggressively in the store.
Having low blood pressure >
But giving other ppl high blood pressure>>>>>>>
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It does not make any fucking sense that nearly every depiction of centaurs shows them having abs. How are they building that much core strength??? HOW???
Somebody start a fun argument on here. Nothing with food, rent, or gender norms. We need something truly ground breaking
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My baby wanted to have a witch party today with an apple pie.
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Why are you booing her? She’s right- This shit sucks!
Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄
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The seats aren’t randomly assigned so why not pick the spots you actually like??
Does anyone really sit in assigned seats at the movie theater??
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Humans really went crazy when they decided to put meat inside pastries. Empanadas? Beef patties? Samosas? 😮💨
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My sister has been rushing me to get home and open a package on FaceTime… this is what it was 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Me: Hey my store was out of goldfish. Can you grab a bag for the kids?
My dad:
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Please take a moment to look at my charcuterie board
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I’m up here minding my business and hear my teen downstairs loudly say “WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE ARE GONNA BE PRANKING MY MOM”
Me:
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Name a movie you had no idea was gonna be THAT good.
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First sentence- I shit you not
Usher Fizzles In Super Bowl Halftime Show Despite Alicia Keys & Guest Stars Galore - Review
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If you like similar fragrances to these, feel free to suggest more! I don’t like anything TOO fruity or the ones that smell like $150 baby powder lol
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I absolutely hate y’all for these videos in my QRTs😭😭😭😭
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Me making new friends:
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Tana? That name no longer has any meaning to me....
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I was just thinking about skipping my workout today until I saw this 😭
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This is my first time slow roasting a turkey overnight. I’m kinda proud 🙂
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Look at these pics my grandma shared for her 78th birthday today😭
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I’d surprised my kids with a trip to Disney for Christmas. They have a 7 yr age gap so they don’t hang out together much but Zoe’s feet were hurting & her brother carried her & they chatted & laughed. They bonded so much & still bring up how much fun they had nearly every week.
Show me a picture where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered but that moment.
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I love gossiping with little kids. Never know if the story is from YouTube or real life but you better believe it’s gonna be SPICY
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I muted this a while ago but now I see hundreds of you little potheads have bookmarked this so I found a menu with some of their dosages lol. Y’all have fun. Tag me in the video when y’all go so I can giggle 🤣❤️
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Update: She loves it ⚡️
This is my first time fully making one of my kids costumes and I’m a little nervous she won’t like it
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A while back I said my son had never ever played sports before and asked for some advice on getting him started. A few of you were kind enough to help so I wanted to let y’all know he made the team 🙂
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Use vinegar to get odors out of clothing and towels- not bleach.
Use peroxide to get stains out of mattresses- not bleach.
Let’s argue about something else we’ve argued about kids and all the topics of that long enough…..
Let’s discuss the best ways to clean white clothes and keep them white?
What about the best protein for tacos?
Your favorite tequila and do not say no Casamigos!
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The concept of our mom’s identity shaping which of our cultures we are more in tune with isn’t an attack on dads- it’s a testament to how vital women are in passing cultural identity.
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I logon to FB for 2 seconds and this is the first thing I see 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Deliciously pathetic. I loved every second lol
i am literally only capable of enjoying a straight pairing if the dude is like so horrendously pathetically in love with the girl like without her he'd just like moan and die
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“Hey mom. You having fun? You order anything good yet? Okay you still with such and such? Okay cool. I’m about to have a milkshake. Gonna send you a meme. Love you mom.”
*12 minutes later*
“Hey mom your food come yet? My milkshake wasn’t that good. About to go …”
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I didn’t realize Roku was doing originals but this is starting off so strong
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YALL HEFFAS WERE DMING CHARLES AND UPSET MRS NETTA?!?!
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A lot of us were in the car when our moms played their favorite music, we were listening to how they interacted with their friends, we were helping cook, hovering over the sink to make sure the bubbles in her hair were no longer pink, remembering her home remedies, etc
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