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I’ve always admired your tart honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends.
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Joined March 2011
My best films of 2025 list; please feel free to mute or unfollow
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It says a lot about the current state of film criticism that a movie with Jessica Chastain as a San Francisco philanthropist in a sexually obsessive relationship with an undocumented Mexican ballet dancer is currently playing in 100+ theaters and no one is writing about it.
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Jack Schlossberg's financial disclosure reports no earned income this year or last. I guess this makes sense, as "professional fuckboy" is not actually a job. He calls himself a Vogue correspondent despite no Vogue income. He does own a bunch of stocks. https://t.co/WCfMyd4JT0
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Where’s the guillotine emoji
David Zaslav Sells $114 Million Worth of Warner Bros. Discovery Stock
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Listening to people scream at Kristi Noem is a small, good thing at a time like this.
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Incredible that they can get Ella on Disc but not Ann Lee
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If I see one more d-bag say "Where was THIS Hillary in 2016?" I'm going to lose my shit. She was right there in front of your face, Tyler, but you were like, "OMG the PANTSUITS."
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There's definitely something darkly humorous about all the people who could not for Kamala based on this one single issue (and were so happy when she lost), helping to elect the candidate who is much, much worse on that same single issue. That's just what you call activism!
Netanyahu: I have spoken about this for decades, and I tried to persuade successive American administrations to take action and President Trump did… There’s never been a president like Donald J. Trump. We’re very lucky to have him as the leader of the free world—I think the
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netflix's adolescence must have relied on like numerology or the theory of relativity or something to be elegible for every single award show for the last THREE YEARS
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The reality is that the people portrayed in these shows usually benefit from the renewed attention. Feigning outrage at the “inaccuracy” of the dramatic interpretation is the easiest way to draft off its popularity.
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If my uncle who died when I was 6 were the subject of a popular miniseries in which he’s portrayed as a super hot, generally nice guy I don’t think I would react like this?
Jack Schlossberg slams ‘LOVE STORY’ and Ryan Murphy: “If you want to know someone who’s never met anyone in my family, knows nothing about us, talk to Ryan Murphy. The guy knows nothing about what he’s talking about, and he’s making a ton of money on a grotesque display of
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Absolutely brutal Netflixification of what used to be a lean, 2 hour show on TNT
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Mindy Kaling’s transformation into LaToya Jackson is complete.
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Threw on Waiting For Guffman and now I can’t stop thinking about those 7 or 8 glorious years when we had Matt Keeslar
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SNL is actually not a sketch comedy. it’s a vehicle for aspiring Cheezits and https://t.co/9EPhnUuuiv brand ambassadors.
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Yes, truly no one is discussing Paramount acquiring Warner Bros. Not a peep. 🙄 (How is she this dense?)
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If you found it “painful” to vote for Kamala it is because you are a hyperprivileged nitwit who lives in fantasyland.
I found it very painful to vote for Kamala but this is why I did.
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OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY
OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸
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“I was reduced to starring in the directorial debut of Zach Woods. Zach Woods!”
Susan Sarandon Says She Was Banned From Hollywood After Calling for Gaza Ceasefire: I Feel 'Repression and Censorship' in United States
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