lexaprofessional
@queasy_f_bby
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in a smaller font, in Jokerman font https://t.co/zsgrBlRvcB
Joined October 2013
It's GOTTA be a riff on the baby blanket imo and realizing that pleases me
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when someone can't tolerate shame or accountability, they rewrite reality so they can be the wounded one
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I had this poster hanging in my room as a kid now I live in new york
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meanwhile i’m in a chris chan-style rugby shirt and birkenstocks
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I would pay anything to make a perfume that smells like my cats fur
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remember my larry david fanfic
why would she invite me to a fashion show? i hate fashion. I hate fashion shows. they’re just so loud and i’ve been getting these ear aches lately. i mean, i’m larry david, i’ll probably just get thrown in the back anyway. i’m in the front row? are you kidding me?
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on day two I fucked her and it was wild. she is such a slut :)
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my friend described what she could remember of a song she heard in a paris dressing room in 2010 and I said “homecoming by the teenagers”
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pleasantly surprised by the popularity of this playlist lol
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