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Building @syntaxia_ (semantic drift detection). Writing Against Entropy (the data problems vendors won't discuss).

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@quentinkasseh
Quentin Kasseh
13 minutes
Scorsese said "the most personal is the most creative". Same principle. The less you optimize for the audience, the more they actually want to read it. Funny timing or serendipity.. I just published about this today in a space where I'm working on thinking publicly
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Why I refuse to use AI writing tools for my essays, and what Martin Scorsese's creative philosophy teaches us about authentic technical writing.
@signulll
signüll
4 hours
i write here for me more than for you. i never ever think about the reader. & since this is the case, it’s prolly why this tweet might feel interesting. i mean i still can’t believe you’re still reading this garbage tweet. congrats you made it to the end.
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Quentin Kasseh
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Years ago, I started a habit. Whenever a friend welcomed a new baby, I'd gift them a stock certificate. Usually an S&P 500 index fund. Sometimes whatever was hot that year: Tesla, Netflix, something with momentum. I've been thinking about those certificates lately. Did any of
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Quentin Kasseh
4 hours
"The most personal is the most creative" said Martin Scorsese. This is why I don't use AI to write my essays or generate my illustrations. https://t.co/8xl3W3k1jF
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Why I refuse to use AI writing tools for my essays, and what Martin Scorsese's creative philosophy teaches us about authentic technical writing.
@ABC
ABC News
6 years
"That quote was from our great Martin Scorsese." In a heartwarming moment, Bong Joon-ho recognizes Martin Scorsese after winning the Oscar for Best Directing—and the crowd gives Scorsese a standing ovation. https://t.co/8kz7m5vtnF #Oscars
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Quentin Kasseh
6 hours
Was watching Friends with Sara last night, and something hit me. I wke up thinking about it. Look at Monica's apartment. Joey's kitchen. Central Perk. Nothing matches. Clutter everywhere. Mismatched furniture. Bright colors fighting each other. It feels alive. Now look at any
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Quentin Kasseh
18 hours
The problem of semantic drift was solved in the 1990s. Ontologies. Knowledge graphs. Formal semantics. The theory is mature. The technology works. Adoption requires more organizational commitment than most companies will make. So we keep building dashboards that lie to us.
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Quentin Kasseh
1 day
Saturday Cigar Talk. AI Won't Fix Your Data Problems. It'll Make Them Worse.
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Quentin Kasseh
1 day
Going live in 10 minutes. Lighting a cigar and talking about why AI won't fix your data problems. It'll make them worse. Hot take Saturday. Come fight me.
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@quentinkasseh
Quentin Kasseh
1 day
The data doesn't break. It just stops being true.
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Quentin Kasseh
2 days
Snowflake cost optimization pattern I see every Q4: 10-15% of compute comes from one analyst who wrote a recursive CTE in 2022. They left the company in 2023. The query still runs. Search your query history for "recursive". You'll find it.
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@quentinkasseh
Quentin Kasseh
2 days
Nobody actually gives a shit. Name one empire or great power in history that ever lost sleep over its image abroad while it was on top.. The rest of the world obsessed over them, talked about them nonstop, hated them, envied them. That’s the deal. When foreigners are this
@ML3democrats
TheFrenchie
5 days
Do you have any idea of the image we have of the United States in France? Would you like me to tell you? It's worse than you think.
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Quentin Kasseh
3 days
Real honest uqestion.. You know, Github Copilot can now create entire pull requests from issues, write the code, run tests, open the PR, summarize the changes, and fix review comments on its own. So: How are you actually using Copilot agents for PRs in production right now?
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@quentinkasseh
Quentin Kasseh
3 days
we're against entropy
@NavalismHQ
Navalism
3 days
It is the mark of a charlatan to explain a simple concept in a complex way. @naval
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@quentinkasseh
Quentin Kasseh
3 days
Happy Thanksgiving to the Nucleus family. Some of us are at crowded tables today. Some of us are on quiet decks, watching the trees. We’re scattered across time zones and dinner tables. But we’re in this together. I see you. Thankful for you. Happy Thanksgiving from my quiet
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Quentin Kasseh
3 days
In a world where we're together alone, this makes a lot of sense. Having someone to talk to for a season is invaluable. Those who've been on the other side can truly value this.
@AlexHormozi
Alex Hormozi
3 days
Better to have a friend for a season than no friends at all. Not everything has to be forever. Some things can be just for now, to get you through the winter.
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@Syntaxia_
Syntaxia
4 days
I bet you $500 I can find $5,000 of wasted Snowflake spend in your logs. The Deal: 1. Buy the "Deep Scan" for $500. 2. Run my script (Zero access needed). 3. I send you the Waste Map. Guarantee: If I don't find $5k in savings, I refund you immediately. Get your Q4 budget back
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Quentin Kasseh
4 days
It sounds corny, but it really is important. Think personally, professionally and even in the systems you build.
@Syntaxia_
Syntaxia
4 days
Governance begins where trust meets proof. Verification turns good intent into repeatable confidence.
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Quentin Kasseh
4 days
This feels exactly like when the typewriter was invented. Suddenly anyone could pour thoughts onto the page at the speed of thinking.. Books, letters, manifestos exploded. Vibe coding is the typewriter moment for software: your ideas turn into running code as fast as you can
@danshipper
Dan Shipper 📧
4 days
is it possible to be addicted to vibe coding i feel like im approaching unhealthy levels
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@quentinkasseh
Quentin Kasseh
4 days
3. There are 8 more checks around Cortex usage, SPCS, etc. Don't have time to dig through logs? I'm running Deep Scan Audits all week. Cost: $500 (Flat) Guarantee: If I don't find $5k in savings, it's free. Privacy: Zero access required. Book your slot before Q4 ends:
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syntaxia.com
Get a detailed "Waste Map" of your Snowflake environment in 48 hours. No credentials needed. We find $5k+ in savings or the audit is free.
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