Podrick Payne
@pusb1996
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Went on a first date with this girl, she gave me a flower and said "most men get their first flowers at their funeral". After I made it home she texted me saying it isn't gonna work out and unmatched.
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“Jobless scruffs”. Sure to make any unemployed men reading this feel great about their mental health. BOSH!
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niggas used to get caught during hide & seek n then say "im not playin"...fuck you doin under the car then 😭
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After you lose the weight you have to keep doing the same healthy things forever to keep it off.
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We definitely dont go up if we sell him hes the only competent player in that backline 😂
‼️EXCL: Coventry have put their foot down on Milan van Ewijk. The Dutch right-back won’t be going for cheaper than £25m.🫰 Fulham, Bournemouth & Crystal Palace have all enquired, but the Sky Blues are holding firm. #PUSB @Ekremkonur
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Yeah new format is class , changing the whole thing so that one game is entertaining was a genius move 🙌🏼🙌🏼
If a goalkeeper scoring a 98th minute winner to knock out a team that's not even playing in the same game doesn't prove to people that the new format is loads more fun, then nothing will.
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They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭
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I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here."
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Fifa 14 coded
Victoria Beckham’s son, Cruz Beckham, has dropped his debut single “Optics” which reached #79 on the UK Singles Chart.
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