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Mostly posting elsewhere with the same username. πŸ“§: [email protected]

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Joined January 2009
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@jonoread
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Got my cat a Ouija board. Every session just spells out β€˜M-E-O-W'.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@jonoread
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I feel very dull and old when I'm considering a subscription for toilet rolls.
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7 days
Didn't know you could leave Who Wants to Be A Millionaire with Β£0 but Harry Redknapp did.
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@jonoread
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13 days
Paying my bills and I think I need one of these πŸ˜‚
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Autumn is on the way - the Strictly reveals are beginning.
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Don't all rush to Asda.
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@jonoread
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Baby clothes confuse me. A @nextofficial 9-12 months t-shirt is bigger than a @tesco 12-18 months? And they only just fit a six month old? 🀯
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@jonoread
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2 months
Nosing at the neighbours house on Rightmove and wondering if Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen lives here.
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@jonoread
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3 months
I'll take it. .
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@APSRetirement
Alliance for Prosperity and a Secure Retirement
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Caught in the middle of a political battle, @BlackRock reaffirmed its focus is helping millions of Americans save for retirement. They warned that injecting politics from either side risks undermining financial performance.
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Millions of Ameircans depend on the security of their retirement savings to live with dignity after a lifetime of hard work. That’s why the Alliance for Prosperity and a Secure Retirement (APSR)...
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@jonoread
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3 months
I got Austria in the sweepstake. Any good? #Eurovision.
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3 months
At a Eurovision party this year, found my people πŸ˜‚
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@jonoread
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4 months
Lots of Sky users reporting their boxes are crashing all at once. It sounds very Black Mirror.
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4 months
Radio X have launched a radio station that just plays Oasis all day, but I thought that was Radio X.
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@jonoread
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5 months
That took a turn.
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@jonoread
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6 months
Prue Leith is looking amazing, has she changed her hair? #gbbo.
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6 months
"It's post-watershed you can say what you like". ITV proceeds to censor Danny Dyer at the BRITs.
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6 months
Watching the 6 o'clock news and presenters and reporters are just as flabbergasted and shocked as the rest of us.
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6 months
What you saying @vimto.
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6 months
Came for the free Vimto mug. Left after seeing a plastic beaker. @IcelandFoods
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