More bread for the rest of us then 😂

But as America continues to record multiple, daily, mass shootings, *The Onion*'s writers needed something else. Yesterday, they ran "Americans Describe What It’s Like Surviving A Mass Shooting," and oh shit is it a doozy: https://t.co/afCiiDxeiI 71/

About a person I used to know. My @SundayStarTimes @NZStuff #cartoon

Sigh. Really missing the 4 pizzas + 2 sides deal that @dominos_NZ used to offer. With 4 kids, that was my go to.

If you’re disabled and standing as a candidate in parliamentary elections, you may be eligible for help with costs non-disabled candidates don’t face. The Election Access Fund can help with these costs, such as support people. Find out more here: https://t.co/AGjt6wZAH8

That was a good wee shake. #eqnz

When do we get to talk about removing the money from politics? Is it now, or do we wait until we are just like the US? https://t.co/uWi9PuvFUV

PORIRUA WATER OUTAGE: If you're unable to leave your home to collect water, please call 04 912 44701, extension 1. Let them know your address and we will have water delivered to you.

Porirua is experiencing multiple water outages and we have water tankers at: 20 Champion Street 17 Cheshire Street Cornwall Street/Dorset Street ETA 11:30am 92 Mckillop Street 25 York Street. Check our Facebook for more information.

I wanna do a gig in Timaru, any venue suggestions? Is Hector Black's all good? Do I know anyone here from Timaru

Hogan's Heroes ran 1965-1971: A campy spy comedy set in a POW camp in Nazi Germany, which feels like a very weird choice. In poor taste, honestly. Learning about the actors has given me a new perspective: First, every major German character was played by a Jewish actor.

I’ll keep saying this until I’m blue in the face: until recently, public holidays were an opportunity for the railways and saw massive patronage. It is frustrating that this market for travel is now totally neglected

📢 The #EmergencyAlerts test is taking place this Sunday at 3pm. We understand you may be keeping your phone hidden from an abuser. We’ve created an #Apple guide so you can opt out of alerts to keep your device from being detected. 🔄Share this post. 👉 https://t.co/ATyEbdpZop

Yikes! https://t.co/ANtSvQICtQ

I had to pick a lime to use in dinner, I just had to pick another one for #gin.

Most of the photos taken by even the most talented photographers are mediocre with only a few good ones. So when you get home after a day of photography and only have one or two photos that you like don’t be depressed, that’s how it’s supposed to be. #photography

Hi team. So people didn't fancy buying our place at auction (fair enough, I wouldn't either) which means we have a BEO now. If you'd like to retweet that'd be rad, we're getting wildly unsuitable offers from nutty people only atm. https://t.co/MTBdn6SWHs

Love this A 17-yr old saw a need for early identification of infections after surgery, particularly in under resourced locations Invented sutures dyed w beet juice that change color when the pH of an incision changes due to an infection Clever https://t.co/fKl1A5NzN2