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Racists, TERFs and other bigots will be blocked on sight. Sticking around until the bitter end, but you can find me on . He/him.

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John Hart
5 years
Until today I was one of the New Zealanders who owned a semi-automatic rifle. On the farm they are a useful tool in some circumstances, but my convenience doesn’t outweigh the risk of misuse. We don’t need these in our country. We have make sure it’s #NeverAgain
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John Hart
5 years
So, walking up the long courtyard to the Masterton police station, towards a stone-faced policewoman guarding the door holding an AR15 at the ready, while I’m carrying a rifle (in its case) was, let’s say, a puckering experience.
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John Hart
3 years
60 new cases today. To everyone who agitated for opening up or easing restrictions, who contributed to the political pressure to give up on our elimination approach. You got what you wanted. In the days and weeks ahead, I hope it was worth it.
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John Hart
7 months
“Can I get you gentlemen three waters?” “NO!!” “OK, I’ll leave the glasses empty”
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John Hart
1 year
Christopher Luxon has loved the Crusaders “since he was a little boy”? The man was 26 when the team was formed. He lies as easily as breathing, and his comms staff just publish it without a second thought. This really is going to be the post-truth election isn’t it?
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John Hart
5 years
A warm kia ora to all my new American Facebook friends. I’m not familiar with your local customs, but I assume “Cuck” is a traditional greeting...
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John Hart
3 years
I would like to personally thank Scott Morrison for ensuring 100% of Aotearoa now wants to smash Covid again, just to spite his Covid-loving ass.
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John Hart
2 years
Stop the what now?
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John Hart
1 year
That moment when you feel in your bones that National just lost the election. How could they be so out of touch?
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John Hart
2 years
Just so we're clear about your stance on historical "crimes" @NZNationalParty , you think a female Māori MP admitting to getting $50 a week more than she's entitled to in order to FEED her child is worse than your white male MP admitting to ASSAULTING a child? Yeah, we see you.
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John Hart
2 years
Imagine seeing 137 people a day admitted to hospital, and ten people dying every day and thinking "Yup, this is good and normal - let's have more of that". I feel like I'm in a parallel reality some days.
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John Hart
4 years
To celebrate 5 days with no new cases and zero people in hospital I thought we deserved a special graph. There was always something familiar about the shape of those curves... Good on you NZ!
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John Hart
6 months
If you think banning trans women from sport “protects women”, but you are silent on intimate partner violence, the gender pay gap, or combating toxic masculinity - you know, the things that are actual problems women face every day - maybe take a moment to reflect on why that is.
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John Hart
2 years
Yes Waikato land owner, a solar farm will “ruin the pristine views” of the valley your ancestors cleared of trees and wetlands to fill it with grass and cows…
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John Hart
2 years
Air NZ is bringing back in-flight snacks and drinks, meaning most passengers will be mask-off for a chunk of their flight. Given most NZ flights are less than an hour, could we not have coped without snacks? Compared to not spreading Covid, it's a pathetic choice IMO @FlyAirNZ .
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John Hart
9 months
Still shaking my head at the guy with 7 rental properties who wants to be PM, fronting up to media with his policies to lower rents and getting caught out by “Well, will you lower your rents?” Just zero prep, and it hurts my pol nerd brain to see him just “doing it live” 1/2
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John Hart
3 years
So…thinking about putting this on our front gate and front door. Thoughts?
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John Hart
4 years
We did it: Zero active cases. Hard to believe we had a peak of active cases (929) two months ago. Well done NZ for doing what very few countries could. We should be proud. Let's also take a moment to reflect on the 22 people we lost.
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John Hart
2 years
If you’re an economist who believes 50,000 people “need to lose their jobs” then I’d suggest “You first”.
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John Hart
1 year
A good perspective on the misogyny bubbling close to the surface, especially in our rural centres. Some of today's responses I've seen on farming pages only reinforce the stereotype of rural blokes being a bunch of sexist pricks. We men need to do better.
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John Hart
3 years
I've seen a few people mention they are waiting for another vaccine to become available in NZ. I'm honestly at a loss as to how they are deciding which vaccine is "better" and what info they base that on. The one we have seems to work great, and is safe. What else do you need?
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John Hart
9 months
So Queenstown has surface flooding on top of their cryptosporidium outbreak. They only need sewage issues for a full Three Waters bingo. I feel for the people, but it is ironic that a town so opposed to the three waters reforms is demonstrating why they might be needed.
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John Hart
4 years
New Zealand is like: Screw this, we’re outta here.
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John Hart
3 years
To those who called the School Strike for Climate movement pointless virtue signalling, I hope you have a lovely time at your protest today.
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John Hart
7 months
The state of it
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John Hart
6 years
Dear Tim Groser, as @NZAmbassadorUS you represent my interests in the US. Please register my objection to the separation and detention of children from their families in the strongest possible terms. Yours, a disgusted NZer.
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John Hart
4 years
So the guy who hasn’t lived in NZ for 20 years thinks we should be proud of what he’s done and back his bid to be head of the OECD? The guy who seems to have zero empathy for 250K dead Americans or hundreds of orphaned children on his watch? That’s a hard no from me.
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John Hart
3 years
I’m a little tired of the (mostly) comms and media folk ragging on the PM for not “getting to the point” in these press conferences. In a stressful time, many people all over NZ get comfort from her style of communication - she’s not doing this for you. Maybe park you snark?
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John Hart
1 year
It’s amazing when you tweet the phrase “Meri Kirihimete” how many racists pop up who don’t even follow me. They must be out there searching for phrases to get angry about. Anyway, thanks for volunteering to eat a block guys. (It’s always guys).
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John Hart
5 years
National deleted a page criticising the UN migration compact, now NewstalkZB appear to be deleting old articles expressing anti-Muslim sentiment. We can be cynical about their motives (and I am) but at the very least it’s an acknowledgement they were wrong.
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John Hart
22 days
Sorry, not sorry
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John Hart
22 days
@StrayDogNZ New meme format just dropped 😄
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John Hart
2 years
Just pondering NZ's 27 new Covid cases today compared to Australia's 32,000 new cases yesterday. I have a few choice (unprintable) thoughts for the "open up" crowd.
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John Hart
2 years
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John Hart
5 years
Welp, there goes my subscription. Sorry to the remaining great journalists at @nzherald but I can’t support this with my money. I’m done.
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Angela Cuming
5 years
That’s some headline the @nzherald has there. 😑 #GraceMillane
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John Hart
7 months
I can remember when Christopher Luxon thought te reo was valuable enough to trademark “Kia ora” while he was at Air NZ.
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Govt seeks to halt extra pay for public servants fluent in Te reo Māori
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John Hart
1 year
So the genocide of trans people is just a side hobby then?
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John Hart
7 months
We tried to warn you. Now this government will throw everyone* under the bus to pay for their damn tax cuts. *Not the rich, of course
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John Hart
2 years
Of the 65 pax on today’s @FlyAirNZ flight from Auckland to Palmy, only 3 wore N95 masks, about 10 wore no mask at all, about half were not wearing them properly, and 95% took their masks off for 15 mins to eat and drink. I am not holding out much hope for humanity right now.
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John Hart
9 months
You can always tell when things aren’t going so great for National.
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John Hart
6 years
Morning Report or Clarke and Dawes? Simon Bridges: “...the housing crisis.” Guyon Espiner: “So it’s a housing crisis now?” SB: “I’m leader of the opposition now, so we get to decide how we frame it.” GE: “So it’s a crisis now you’re not in government?”
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John Hart
3 years
Bonus #CovidGraph showing vaccination rates between the wider population, positive cases, and hospitalisations. Feel free to show this to anyone wondering if vaccines work. (Thanks to @marcdaalder for sharing the MoH data)
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John Hart
2 years
I don’t know champ. Maybe you’re just not cut out to be Prime Minister if this stuff is too hard for you?
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John Hart
4 years
Should it eventuate Hamish Walker has broken the law, I look forward to National voters piling on the vitriol just as they did to Metiria. They are all about the principle, right?
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John Hart
2 years
So…you’re living in an outdoor pen on hay, quaffing ivermectin, but *we* are the sheeple? OK then.
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Christopher Luxon NatGPT
2 years
I keep telling you I haven't got covid. It's hayfever.
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John Hart
1 year
I really hadn’t realised this sign was so terrifying to racists. Might put one on the front gate.
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John Hart
1 year
I'm with the goose.
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John Hart
2 years
National: Three Waters is a huge overreach by central government into local government affairs. Also National: EVERY POTHOLE IN NZ NOW BELONGS TO THE GOVERNMENT!
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John Hart
4 years
If we recognise that $490 per week is the bare minimum we should pay the unemployed to survive with a bit of dignity, why aren’t other benefits at at least that level too? What am I missing here?
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John Hart
4 years
Seeing the footage of the Auckland rally today has really thrown me. I just didn’t think so many people would be that damn stupid. Billy T K and Jami-Lee Ross have a lot to answer for, but for now I worry that we’ve just thrown away the chance to be free of Covid-19.
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John Hart
2 years
Personally, I think the man who wants to be PM being given a very loud “Don’t you f**king dare” is a good thing. As for “US culture wars” if you’ve seen no US rightwing influence here over the last two years, I’m genuinely embarrassed for you as a political commentator.
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Ben Thomas
2 years
Can people now pls stop trying to will US culture wars into existence here
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John Hart
9 months
It is looking a bit desperate, but aside from that, should the chairman of a major bank really be weighing in like this on an election? I wonder how his board and shareholders feel about it?
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John Hart
7 months
Tax experts are calling it “unusual and highly unorthodox”. The National government will allow landlords to claim back tax they paid under the previous government. Aside from costing an additional $900M, this sets a dangerous precedent for future govts.
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John Hart
3 years
I try to choose my words carefully on Twitter because sometimes it's hard to convey your tone the way you intend. So let me be very clear so there is no misunderstanding. These dangerous idiots can absolutely get f**ked. I hate everything they are doing to NZ right now.
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Nick
3 years
Destiny Church group The Freedom & Rights Coalition plan to give the Govt an ultimatum on Tuesday: remove all current and future COVID-related restrictions or they will deploy a nationwide motorcade to gridlock traffic until Brian Tamaki completes negotiations with @nzpolice
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John Hart
4 years
Anyone else feel that despite a theoretically great night for “the left”, we’re going to have to get a lot more radical to pull government away from steady-as-we-go centrism? #nzpol
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John Hart
11 months
I’m sure this stunt was planned to show Luxon in a more relatable light, but they just come off looking like entitled frat boys.
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Jack Kevorkian
11 months
Rich white guys trashing a building paid for by tax payers and will require more tax payer money to repair any damage. Have some respect you unrelatable assclown
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John Hart
6 months
91% of utes are *not* work vehicles. How many farmers and tradies would buy a brand new ute and not claim claim the cost as a business expense? This was a bribe for urban polluters.
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The Ute Tax has officially ended. Great news for our farmers and tradies!
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John Hart
3 years
I'm not going to link to the Damien Grant piece, but imagine the gaping void in your soul that makes you look at other countries, sinking under Delta and thinking "Yeah, we need some of that. I'll be fine, even if others die". Stop-giving-psychopaths-a-platform challenge 2021
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John Hart
1 year
It’s hard to take Luxon seriously on the PM flying commercial to “save money during a recession” when: A. RNZAF flights to China are about $10K cheaper than commercial. B. Luxon spent $40K on his own VIP travel in 2022 As the airline guy, this is his area of expertise? Yikes.
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John Hart
2 years
Fellow pakeha, could we just not?
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John Hart
3 years
Fellow Pakeha, having a health system that addresses the huge health inequities faced by Māori doesn’t take anything away from your or your family’s care. If you don’t recognise those inequities, please do the barest of research before you weigh in.
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John Hart
4 years
“That’s a ‘no’ from the Aunties”
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I'm getting this framed
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John Hart
3 years
I’m sorry @nzherald but if this is the level of analysis that passes for journalism, I’ll pass thanks.
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John Hart
6 months
Luxon’s positions on trans athletes before and after the election. Tell me again how we can trust him not to do the same thing with access to abortion.
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Newshub Politics
1 year
Revealed: Luxon appears to have claimed Clean Car Discount on recently upgraded Tesla
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John Hart
8 months
General strike. Not even joking here.
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John Hart
2 years
I haven’t seen a single National supporter talk about Kuriger doing the very thing they accused Mahuta of: Improperly using her position to benefit her family. Except Mahuta was exonerated by an independent inquiry. A lot of racists telling on themselves.
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John Hart
3 years
Thanks to some great feedback, I've tweaked the graphic to show the proportion of the under-12s currently ineligible for vaccination. Unfortunately it also shows them in the cases and hospitalisation rates.
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John Hart
8 months
I’ll save you a click: The “expert” is Bryce Edwards. Funny how this criticism only gets levelled at a wahine Māori and not every other ex politician who needs to work after politics.
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John Hart
2 years
NZ mask mandates ended in September during my 10 day isolation with Covid. Returning to public life I learned something jarring: Almost 100% of people had stopped masking in public, showing they only masked because they had to. But, mask mandates worked. Bring them back.
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John Hart
4 years
I only have two questions for @dbseymour about his “We should learn to live with it” stance on Covid-19. How many deaths is he willing to see to “save the economy”, and where is the evidence that letting hundreds, or thousands die would do anything but tank his precious economy?
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John Hart
2 years
Kia kaha Pōneke. There is no place for fascism here ❤️
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John Hart
2 years
"[Willis] said Labour was creating "needless anxiety" by stirring debate."
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John Hart
3 years
Can we normalise reporting vaccination rates among the entire population, not just the vaccine-eligible? It might look better, but those 767,000 under 12 years old aren't magically immune to Covid. They feature in our cases and hospitalisation stats.
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John Hart
4 years
Announcing "another week" from today, but actually adding only two business days to Level 4 is some kind of keep-everyone-happy comms genius. I'm sure government is guided by the best advice, but their communication game is 💯
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John Hart
3 years
Man-babies with dented egos who just can't bear to see Dr Wiles celebrated for her part in literally saving lives during a pandemic. You are letting us all down with this nonsense. Get therapy or whatever helps, but please grow up.
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John Hart
4 years
Today National’s leader and deputy were peddling Covid conspiracy theories, and tonight National’s pollster is fear-mongering about the safety of postal voting. You’ll have your own examples I’m sure, but I’m struggling to recall a day National has been more dangerous to NZ.
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John Hart
4 years
If you’re feeling a bit “meh” about Labour and National after the debate, just a friendly reminder that there is a party with strong policies on climate change, welfare, housing and education, that will keep pushing Labour to be bolder. Party vote Green y’all 💚💚💚
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John Hart
2 years
We've administered more than 8.5 million doses of the Pfizer vaccine in NZ and I don't think I've seen a single person seriously argue they shouldn't be free. If we acknowledge that N95 masks and rapid tests are the other two legs of the stool, why aren't they provided free also?
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John Hart
3 years
Morena! Here is your updated #CovidGraph for vaccination status using data current on 25 October 2021. Only 3 of our 224 hospital cases were double vaxxed. Vaccines work.
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John Hart
2 years
The headline vs the disclaimer buried at the bottom of the article. And people wonder why trust in the media is declining?
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John Hart
6 months
How many more cuts do we need to pay for those “fully funded” tax cuts?
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John Hart
2 years
So the same protesters who wanted to keep kids on the front line because "Cops don't teargas kids" are now setting fires in a crowded, chaotic space full of people and flammable tents? I have no words.
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John Hart
3 years
Covid deaths in perspective. Let's stay at the "bottom of the OECD" aye?
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John Hart
2 years
I can still remember when a single death was a big deal. 41 families lost a loved one last week and we’re still just pretending Covid is over?
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RNZ News
2 years
There have been 16399 new cases of Covid-19 reported in the past week, with 1727 re-infections and 41 deaths
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John Hart
2 years
I'm hearing Coutts got a better offer from the Canadian protesters so he's going there instead. #loyal
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John Hart
2 years
Australia: 72,000 new Covid cases today NZ: 35 new Covid cases today So @cjsbishop do you reckon the idea of us being in a "fortress" is still a bad thing?
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John Hart
3 years
Masks are mandatory in shops from tonight, and now I see anti-lockdown grifters being arrested. We’re not pissing around this time. Good.
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John Hart
2 years
Seymour complaining about how much money Matariki costs businesses. He always insists he's not racist, but he's never complained about the cost of any other public holidays. And there was that time he tried to derail the Māori vaccination effort, so yeah, racist AF.
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John Hart
2 years
Covid, climate change, cannabis. Labour are so afraid of losing votes to National that they may as well just be National at this point.
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2 years
The government is welcoming the United States' move towards decriminalising cannabis but says it has no plans to follow suit.
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John Hart
6 years
How much? How do you live in New Zealand and not know someone trying to give you bags of them?
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John Hart
1 year
People arguing “It’s too late to avoid climate change - now we have to adapt” don’t see the fatal flaw in their argument: If we give up on slowing climate change it will KEEP GETTING WORSE, until it gets so bad we won’t be able to adapt. It’s not a game of two halves you muppets.
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John Hart
2 years
I swear, this cult of "back to normal" is going to be the death of us.
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John Hart
4 years
You’ve had a stolen TV in your lounge for two years. You knew it was stolen. The day the police arrive you say “Oh, I have no intention of keeping it”.
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John Hart
3 years
How many damn times do you need to break your explicitly clear bail conditions before you get remanded in custody until your court date?
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John Hart
2 years
Rate yourself on a scale from High Calibre to Bottom Feeder.
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John Hart
1 year
You do have to wonder what these people think they are getting for their money.
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