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@poutinesmoothie
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Canuckia
Joined August 2017
Someday I'll wish upon a star, and wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
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The answer to all my problems probably isn't tacos but I'm going to double check to be sure.
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Somewhere in my soul it’s 1987 and I’m yelling “Pour Some Sugar on Me.”
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You’re wearing the jersey of another man. That’s gayer than any male cheerleader I ever cheered with 20 years ago.
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The algorithm doesn’t like me and now I’m worried I won’t get that bionic arm one day
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Sometimes, saying good morning comes in the form of bending her over the counter while she's standing there in her t-shirt and panties
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Good morning to the people that like their pancakes cooked with crispy edges.
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If I ever go missing, check the fridge. I probably opened it, forgot why, and just sat down.
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Luckily my demons stepped in and stopped my angels before any real harm was done.
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The first person to say “the lights are on but nobody’s home” absolutely cooked
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out walking at the park and this lady won’t stop talking to me. send help
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