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@Open_Welfare Admin. Passionate about @joinmastodon & fighting poverty. 🫶 Take it easy & post/move/work to a better place 🫶 Join us, comrade: ❤️ https://t.co/nh3PLWUmdQ ❤️
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Joined May 2007
After four years, I've put 10 reasons down on why you should move to @joinmastodon without losing your @Twitter friends. Sound weird? Let me explain.
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Opinion — by @[email protected]
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When Donald Trump dies, there will be people who will post this message verbatim, only switching his name for Mueller’s and they will be immediately jumped on by people who completely miss the point.
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Lmao. I FINED THE PEOPLE OF THE MOON ONE MILLION POUNDS FOR KEEPING ME AWAKE LAST NIGHT
We've fined 4chan ÂŁ450,000 for not having age checks in place to prevent children seeing porn on its site. The Online Safety Act is concerned with protecting people in the UK. It doesn't require platforms to restrict what people in other countries see. đź”— https://t.co/m2QUapVHjv
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Father has set the standard for appropriate behavior when someone you don’t like dies. Bookmarking in case this becomes useful later…
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I sounds like a broken record but we are losing the ability to consume information or speak online and the entire left is either not speaking about this at all or basically abdicating this issue.
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Funnier than anything Bill Maher has ever done unfortunately
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Stacks of solar panels and 30 tonnes of humanitarian aid heading to Cuba.
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For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.
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marine, whats that button on your armor? it says 'join the SDA' sir and what have you got written on your helmet? Retail and Fast Food Workers Union, sir. 'RAFFWU' and 'join the SDA? is that some kind of joke?" I was trying to say something about pay rises, sir
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This man is a billionaire and was removing labels with a hair dryer personally, you're simply not grinding hard enough
🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell
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It's crazy how AI is really good at the stuff I don't know anything about and total dog shit at the stuff I do.
I'm getting to the grumpy point where I don't want it to do any css at all
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every Iranian diplomatic interaction with the US is just this meme. it’s just them actually IRL sitting down and doing this over and over.
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If you can’t grasp how these two statements can coexist, you should genuinely be forced back to school. A perfect litmus test for basic cognition and whether your mind ever made it past puberty.
Greta Thunberg in 2023: If we don't end fossil fuels, it will be a "death sentence." Greta Thunberg in 2026: President Trump must allow oil imports to Cuba. I guess the "climate crisis" has negotiable deadlines.
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Relatedly do yall remember when an enormous portion of game of thrones torrenting was Australians bc it was only on foxtel when 1) who has foxtel money and 2) IT DIDNT EVEN AIR AT THE SAME TIME / WAS DELAYED RELEASE
i simply love being in australia and waiting 2-3 months for movies to come out after they're out everywhere else and everyone is talking about them
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wow, systemd is adding an age variable for future digital ID laws. Linux users are not going to like this.
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the internet is no longer a place to explore. it is literally just five giant apps consisting entirely of screenshots of text from the other four apps.
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It's even better because I originally found out about this via an anonymous avatar of a shoggoth. Ender's Game in real life, but instead of aliens, it's AIs.
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Just gonna paste this as a catch all response to some of the comments cuz im getting tired
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