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pip with pizzazz. feminist. deeply unserious. theatre posts, psychoanalytic musings, and very occasional divrei torah. tweets sent from the bus 🚎// @alty_bird
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Woman on the train next to me is having a conversation on the phone with God. I ought to get like her
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"but y'all aint ready for that conversation" --17 year old on twitter describing a conversation that's been going on since the 70's
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Please listen.
“They are being raped. I am not exaggerating. The prisoners are being raped. We were being cursed 24/7. They tore our Quran books, they urinated on our Qurans.”
A Palestinian who was just released from Israeli prisons testifies that the Zionist regime is subjecting Palestinian political prisoners to brutal treatment, including sexual assault and rape.
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Take in this image. Think about what it means to have a number drawn onto your body in the middle of the night. A child is narrating. Read it in his voice.
According to him, Israeli soldiers numbered them. “They kept saying, ‘You are all Hamas.’ They wrote numbers on our arms. My number was 56,” he said.
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I think people use "decolonize" too much in place of "make slightly more inclusive"
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not to be all serious and stuff but do you guys ever see a video of yourself as a child and feel sick about the choices you’ve made to betray someone so innocent
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Jews and Muslims: fasting is when no food and no water
Catholic: fasting is when no meat. But we can have fish.
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there are five people sitting in prison for sending aid to Gaza via the Holy Land Foundation because they were accused of sending money to Hamas without proof, but you can send money directly to Ukraine's military...
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A very large part of the reason why I’m anti-Zionist is because there is simply no incentive for Israel to stop inflicting this type of torture. It has been well-documented for the past 75 years. As long as they have power, they’ll continue.
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christian music: blah blah you died for my sins
jewish music: you will not believe the deal my dad got on this freakin' goat!!
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"River to sea is a call for genocide" they say as they send bomb after bomb to Gaza in the middle of the night
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@thatlittlejamie
Yeah the joke is that the meme is saying we should have every day off of each hebrew month until the end of kislev. lighthearted joke
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@latkedelrey
what reasonable person is “totally okay” with their siblings and parents finding out?? Of course it’s universally uncomfortable lol
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Fighting antisemitism AND fulfilling my dream of becoming a woman of leisure? I like it
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"Decolonize academia" as in make it so that universities generally support various real decolonization movements and reflect it in their curriculums? Or as in more diversity lol
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For people who are upset about being asked about your views on Palestine:
What do you think it feels like, as a Palestinian to hear someone use social justice-y language to say you aren't owed an answer as to whether or not a person gives a shit about your oppression?
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Politicians walking through the Holocaust museum in DC as some kind of public apology really doesn't do it for me
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Koren publishers, the same people who publish siddurim and talmud sets, is putting out a book denying one of the deadliest massacres of Palestinian people.
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Sometimes I think about what these soldiers must have underwent, psychologically, so that they can do this night after night without qualms. Utterly terrifying when you stop and consider it.
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The Jewish ability to tell who is wearing a wig no matter how realistic
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As a Chinese person and as a Jew, it is very inconvenient to me that most car brands are either Japanese or German
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Why do Jewish events always need to be geared towards "young professionals" and not just..."young"
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i love when people just say "Halacha actually says that women can't do ____" and I just calmly say "source?" and they can't provide one
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@communoah
I'm not sure if this works for anyone else but applying to 8 or 9 in one hypomanic-ish night and then waiting and responding to inquiries for a week or two works way better than setting daily goals or whatever
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I could think of at least a dozen examples where ADHD would still be a disability "outside of capitalism" what has gotten into internet people
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"Hamantaschen are supposed to be an artistic representation of vaginas" okay well I've never eaten a sufficiently moist one
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enough about serving cunt, let's talk about serving Kant. How do you honor aesthetics as having arisen from a faculty of disinterested judgment in your daily lives?
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@abbygov
Ravi was adopted at 12 there was an episode on how they thought they were adopting someone born in 2011 but he was born in 2001
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@latkedelrey
"Hey! I saw these specific trees in the background of your picture that show where you live. EYE am just telling you to warn you. Because of all those OTHER creeps out there :)"
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found on a fence in Bethesda Maryland. extremely upsetting and sick
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The reason I refuse to make a glib platitude abt violence being bad is not because it’s something to celebrate. It’s because the relevance of what I personally think is right pales in comparison to the plain inevitability of violence under conditions of a military occupation.
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there's a number of tours that exist in various places in Europe (Spain, Poland, etc.) that are like "there used to be Jews here"
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Good morning to everyone except whoever designed the H&M tallis scarf
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This is just an example of white supremacy, not white privilege
I’ve never seen a video that radiates this much white privilege in my life
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I think it's beautiful that Judaism has a prayer you say in a minyan after surviving a near-death experience.
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if your arguments about antisemitism start with "every other minority except us" I'm just going to assume you're racist
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Ladies if he
-isn't good at communicating
-has a sudden craving for congealed cheese
-hates fresh food
-likes to hang from the ceiling
-Is betrayed by his own sister
- Is a giant bug, about 3 feet tall
He's not your man. He's Gregor Samsa.
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Jesus matters so little to Judaism that he isn’t even our favorite false messiah. Ask any orthodox 12 year old for an example of one. they’ll mention a bipolar guy from the 1700s.
If Jesus isn’t Jewish then Christians aren’t saved.
To deny his Jewish identity is to deny the ancient prophecies given by Jewish patriarchs that lead to Christian salvation.
Your choice.
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Everyone, Jewish or not, owes Palestinians solidarity. You aren't exempt from that because of your background.
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fun fact, karaite sukkahs have fruit ceilings and are inside
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If you lost everything and became homeless tomorrow, would you want "services?"A psych evaluation? A social worker pitifully bobbing their head at you while informing you of curfew?
Or would you say "I just need some fucking food and a place to stay"
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I’m bracing myself in horror for what’s going to happen in Palestine for the next couple of weeks. I’m sad to see how many people believe that support for decolonization by any means necessary equals a gleeful approval of every last decision or a flippant acceptance of bloodshed
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Dr. Lara Sheehi, an Arab psychoanalytic researcher, is being discriminated against by the American Psychoanalytic Association following unfounded accusations of antisemitism against her that were instigated by a Pro-Israel hate group, StandWithUs
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It is shocking and horrifying that Zionism has been normalized into a friendly, apolitical value to be protected, to the point that this was allowed to happen.
Skunk water sprayed onto students. Without investigation.
Two Columbia University students, both IOF soldiers, sprayed a chemical weapon on peaceful protesters. Skunk spray is used on Palestinians in the West Bank by the Israeli occupation. It is known to cause nausea, abdominal pain, and vomiting.
@Columbia
must take action.
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Pick me girl this, pick me girl that. Look at this Pygmy marmoset!!
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The images that Zionists project onto the movement for Palestine—namely, that this movement supports rape as a means of resistance—must be met with zero tolerance and treated as lies. We must let go of all premises that they’re well-intentioned, or even confused
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"what about people who rape or murder under an abolitionist society" is actually not a dumb question and i'd wish people would stop dismissing it like that
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*first day as a DBT therapist*
"it makes sense that you would feel ugly"
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"shabbos is for the boys" no shabbos is for having sex with your wife
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the way Zionist college students depend on people's lack of knowledge about Judaism for their BDS bills is kind of hilarious. Unless all you eat is Osem soup nuts, those peanut butter cheetos, and Israeli wine...kosher + BDS is very easy
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I think we need to get rid of “the love languages” once and for all
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By "without proof" I mean that the basis of their prosecution is based on a convoluted, if-then argument
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@ycsm1n
those jokes make me worried like uhhh debby have you been inadvertently committing tax fraud this whole time?
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people who complain about "ketchup on latkes" are being melodramatic. Latkes are potatoes. It is the same flavor profile as a french frie.
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Someone needs to write a PhD on the uwufication of Judaism on social media
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the way everyone on earth believes they’re self-aware
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in retrospect, I think it’s pretty cool that I got through the worst few months of my life by simply going to operas and plays two to three times a week. 10/10 coping strategy. Should be added to DBT manual
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While that food truck losing one spot at one food festival was a three day discourse, a Palestinian lost her entire job as a pediatrician because of a Zionist doxxing website. This happens all the time, left and right.
A Palestinian pediatrician working at Phoenix Children's Hospital. She wrote on her personal Facebook account, "The end of Israel is near." The Zionist institutions contacted the hospital, accusing it of anti-Semitism and inciting public opinion until she was suspended.
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Amazing win for BDS
The board of Ben & Jerry’s has confirmed they will not renew a licensing agreement in Israel. This effectively means the licensee will not sell or manufacture Ben & Jerry’s ice cream in Israel or its illegal settlements.
Read our full statement:
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jewish wedding planning be like "hmm which of my friends know aramaic"
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I've come to believe that the surest sign of ego strength is the ability to view other people as having complex inner worlds too. lmao
the gag is that by explaining to a man how you’re better than another type of woman and labeling her a “pick me” you are in fact engaging in your own beautiful and unique pick me behavior. like a pick-me snowflake
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There's this (newish?) trend where someone says "therapy is for good people (me) and not for mean people (they'll learn to be meaner)" and gets all these retweets
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Jewish currents got Mohammad El kurd last month and then published an Israel trip this month
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Also it bears repeating—if there ever is a ceasefire, the death toll as a result of this period of time will continue to rise. Forget that Israel controlled the water supply and electricity and was already killing them that way before October 7th—the results of these past 6…
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Intersectionality is not an ideology at all, start there
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My hot take is that Ashkenazi food is good and some people like it and others don't and we don't need to come up with ahistorical reasons as to why it tastes the way it does
“Omg, Ashkenazi food has no flavor”
Yeah, we were f*cking poor living in shtetals and didn’t have the money for seasoning dumba*s.
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I'm seriously wondering what the average twitter user thinks happens in a therapy session. Is it like, we teach people a list of words every week? And they memorize it and then tell us how they used them with their friends?
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other than the fact that demonizing mutual aid for Gaza is racist, you'd just have to be a fucking idiot to think that Hamas relies on its funds from college students doing mutual aid
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yeah i'm in a mixed relationship (I smack bugs w brooms and he catches them to let them out the window)
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If there is a ceasefire now, or tomorrow, or next week, the violence that the Zionist entity has enacted upon the people of Gaza will not have ended. How many lives will be lost this year, next year, due to the razing of a hospital? There’s no way to count.
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Idpol has a very real role re the genocide in Gaza, and it’s usually the following:
“If I’m Zionist, it’s because this is *real* to me. If you’re anti-Zionist it’s because you’re 22 years old, TikTok-pilled, a provocateur, terminally online.”
What does this imply?
There is no identity politics, no trauma response language that could ever excuse what is being done to the people of Gaza. There are children carrying corpses, there are babies dying in the NICU. It really doesn’t matter who you are when you look at it and shrug
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DON'T LAUGH but I thought matzo brei was a type of cheese until a few days ago
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(types of responses to this)
1. haha good joke!
2. What about other minority religions? you don't care? huh????
3. You are not a real Jew
4. I understand, but you have to see that 4 months off is really hard for employers
5. Atheism forever! fuck your sky daddy!
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Leftist Jewish facebook is where you say "how do you say this in Yiddish" and you get an essay about the fetishization of Eastern European Jewry in the comments
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Somebody one day will tweet "my beis din is finally happening!!" and everyone will be like "mazal tov" and they'll say "I'm not converting, it's just somebody sued me bc my ox gored them"
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i think shehecheyanu is the most beautiful bracha of all. Thank God not for the beauty of the moment, but for having sustained us through life so that we could come to it.
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For every palestinian college student that gets doxxed over their anti-israel tweets, how many accounts are there out there on this website that are calling for a second holocaust? are they getting doxxed?
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the discourse is gonna be exhausting and harmful this week i don't even wanna think about it
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To people who want to learn more about Deyr Yassin and the impact the Nakba had on the Palestinian people, I'd recommend 1948: Creation and Catastrophe as a source
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My friend just said "Muslims don't drink coffee, right?" and I said "no those are the Mormons"
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The ADL and the AJC petitioned to get the Holy Land Foundation's tax exempt status revoked in 1994. In 2001, George Bush issued an executive order to shut it down on the claim that the schools they were funding "encourage children to become suicide bombers."
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The basis of these claims against the Holy Land Foundation are founded upon anti-Arab conspiracy theories and tangential relationships to Gaza's government.
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the smol-beanification of transmisogynistic harassment
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when something bad happens on a day you have therapy scheduled for later it’s like winning the lottery
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Love and solidarity to the Palestinians, and to all colonized peoples. 🇵🇸
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the jewish side of twitter has seven conversation topics maximum
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"views are my own" oh good I thought it was the consulting firm you work for that wanted to lick mcdonald's sprite, erm, "straight from the creature"
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"I don't agree with all of israel's decisions" literally you do though
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This is why everyone should steer clear of all mental health startups like BetterHelp or Talkspace. They do not guarantee your privacy, nor are they legally considered therapy or counseling in the US.
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I sat shiva for my mom after she set my bedtime at 9 pm. I covered the mirrors w a sheet and sat on a little chair about it for about 12 minutes and then she was like “hey it’s time to go to school”
I sat shiva for my sister because she hates Israel. Should I bother reconciling?
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If you follow me you already know this but mine is “Eight states have an official autism registry that HIPAA doesn’t protect you against”
Basically everyone has a “John Lennon beat his wife” style fact that they cant stop themselves from sharing if anything even tangentially related comes up in conversation
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A fun fact is that Jewish law is traditionally way less fond of Christianity than of Islam
@CliveSLewisBR
A Catholic church? Of course. A mosque? There would need to be quite specific circumstances, and it would have to be clear that we were observing rather than participating. We can say "Amen" to Jewish prayers in ways that we couldn't to Muslim or Hindu worship.
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Only a monster of a state could do break in at 4 am and arrest sleeping people so that they can demolish their house and take everything they have. Dear God.
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@USC
you're more concerned about the safety of people who dug through someone's personal social media for tweets they didn't like than of someone whose family is currently being threatened?
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