Chris Retzer
@planetretz
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Proud father, lover of all things Cleveland, baseball aficionado, Spider-man nerd.
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Joined July 2011
Emmanuel Clase was making $5K to rig his pitches? The man was on a TWENTY MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT. Forget going to jail for the fraud…he should go to prison for life for being a fucking moron.
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So you went to the NO KINGS protest and what did you accomplish? Absolutely nothing. He is still the president and I’m pretty sure he was not even thinking about you. The NO KINGS nonsense is nothing more than a therapy session in mass, fueled by a billionaire and pumped up
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Eddie Murphy's stand-up comedy special "Delirious" was released on VHS today in 1983. The performance is not for the faint of heart as the comedian drops the "F-bomb" 230 times over the 70 minute performance. #80s
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This list of Cleveland Spiders player names is amazing 😂
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A fine young man robbed of his true love by a selfish little shithead.
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From Guardians: Kyle Manzardo is only the third major leaguer to hit double, triple and homer on Opening Day. Previously accomplished by Don Baylor (1973) and Gee Walker (1937).
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Yeah, they had a fucking werewolf on their team and he got all the goddamn glory and adulation. But they weren’t winning without Chubby. We all know it. 👉 https://t.co/vikoUUQbzS
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Not enough people talk about Kenny Lofton: • .299/.372/.423 • 68.4 WAR • 622 (!!!) SB • 4 Gold Gloves • 2428 hits, 1528 runs • Never struck out 85x • Led league in SB 5x Somehow, just a one-and-done on his only HOF ballot (3.2% or the vote in 2013). An injustice!
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WE ARE HEADED TO THE 2025 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ☘️ SEE YA IN ATLANTA #GoIrish☘️
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Cleveland's history is in jeopardy. Thousands of WKYC & WEWS news reels (1950-1990) need digitized. Watch this video, share it, and help @Cleveland_PL digitize these treasures for future generations. Together, we can preserve our city’s amazing story! https://t.co/pHcNnbjxHO
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With control of the White House, the Senate, the House, and most of the State governments, can we finally quit changing the damn clocks twice a year?
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