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I've had enough MAGA traitor bullshit

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The Pissed Off Patriot
2 months
On Friday, Oklahoma Republican Sen. Tom Woods, while commenting on the death of 16 year old non-binary student Nex Benedict, said, “I represent a constituency that doesn’t want that filth in Oklahoma.” The number to Tom’s office is: (405) 521-5576
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I’ll never listen to AC⚡️DC the same way again
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Where’s the Girth Certificate, #PresidentPlump ?
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4 years
But what if Trump wins re-election?
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@ClarkeMicah By that logic, we should take care to closely monitor oxygen breathers. It’s a scientific fact that 100% of all murders are committed by people who breathe oxygen.
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She is all of us.
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I love that #stopthestupid is trending - it matches what many of us have been saying for four years. Turn off the reality show and let us have a government back.
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3 years
A LOT OF US SAW ALL OF THIS COMING FIVE YEARS AGO THAT’S WHY WE’RE PISSED
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We chanted in solidarity “Black Lives Matter” and we heard shouted back “ALL Lives Matter” and now we say “All Votes Matter” and they’re saying “Only OUR Votes Matter” so
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@pissed0patriot
The Pissed Off Patriot
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Cognitive dissonance: When progressives and liberals are called “snowflakes” by folks who carry heavy when buying a latte.
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3 years
Madam Speaker @SpeakerPelosi I formally request that you refuse to seat every congressional Representative who is suing to overturn a fair and legal election, as called for in the 14th amendment, section 3. Pass it on. #StopTheSeating
@R_JonAnderson
robert jon anderson
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Madam Speaker @SpeakerPelosi I formally request that you refuse to seat every congressional Representative who is suing to overturn a fair and legal election, as called for in the 14th amendment, section 3. Pass it on. #StopTheSeating
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4 years
If the line at the DMV is shorter than at your voting booth, you’re living in 2020
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Just watch and see — if we survive Trump, Republicans are gonna be all “we totally have standards again”
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Trump’s secret 4D chess plan is to claim that Biden was President this whole time, and nothing is real
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The Pissed Off Patriot
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If y’all want Democrats who fight back, just keep supporting the Democrats who fight back.
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@pissed0patriot
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Impeach Bill Barr. Not “tomorrow,” not “eventually,” now.
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I swear if someone becomes a “trillionaire” in my lifetime, I’m re-inventing the guillotine
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Puerto Rico ain’t gonna get over that for years ✊💙🇺🇸🇵🇷
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@RepClayHiggins *you mean “when,” Sparky. I’m sure you’re uncomfortable with the inevitable probes of the GOP’s corrupt behavior.
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I would stand in line for 8 days
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Hey y’all the President right now is Trump; it’s some kinda borscht bullshit to share a hashtag like what’s going on is the fault of a candidate WHO IS NOT CURRENTLY PRESIDENT. This is all Trump. It’s Trump and his enablers, who enable him. Trump.
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NEWSFLASH: Being your generation’s 4th-best Hercules does not give you wisdom
@ksorbs
Kevin Sorbo
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NEWSFLASH: Trump doesn’t have to concede anything. The election isn’t over
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I’m voting for Joe Biden and my vote is the vote that is going to make a difference. Pass it on.
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“The President just won a push up contest against @TheRock ” 😐
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Anyone who ignores a Russian hack IS INDEED a fucker.
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SHE WENT FULL WILLIE WONKA
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@pissed0patriot
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This is the funniest sentence ever uttered by anyone
@blaireerskine
blaire erskine
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lindsey graham looks like christopher robin got lost in the hundred acre wood, ate winnie the pooh to survive, and is haunted by what he did every night
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Philadelphia is the Cradle of Liberty, and now Liberty returns to kick the baby out
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@pissed0patriot
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump We just watched — in real time — as a partisan campaign event was held on OUR government property, on OUR dime. That’s theft of US taxpayer dollars. Law and order, my buttocks.
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The Pissed Off Patriot
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@EricTrump 1973 DOJ sued Trump Management for discriminating against black tenants. 1977 DJT first marriage 1992 First divorce 1993 second marriage 1999 second divorce 2005 third marriage 2016 DJT elected 2017 “very fine people;” covfefe 2020 over 230k die of Covid; unemployment rampant
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@pissed0patriot
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@Vsurryhne @gtconway3d It doesn't say convicted. It says engaged in insurrection, or given aid and comfort to enemies of the US. IT DOESN'T SAY CONVICTED.
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The Pissed Off Patriot
4 years
I figured knowing the Bill of Rights was like, a minimum to serve on the Supreme Court. Ah, 2020.
@AmerJournalNews
American Journal News
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Under questioning by Sen. Ben Sasse (R-NE), Amy Coney Barrett is unable to name the five freedoms protected by the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
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Comedic genius, raising awareness
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5 years
A good Tweet I saw during today’s Cowpocalypse: “Don’t moo, vote!” #DevinCow #BeButter
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I’d pay real money to watch Trump make license plates while wearing a jumpsuit that matches his makeup
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President Trump’s election defense fund. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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@KenWhyte3 My takeaway is “don’t do 62 kmh in a 50 kmh zone,” but different people learn at different paces.
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Here’s an October Lack-of-Surprise: Donald Trump is unfit to be President.
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Yes.
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I remember
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3 years
Edward Norton nails it.
@EdwardNorton
Edward Norton 🌻🇺🇦
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Faith in the strength of our sacred institutions & founding principles is severely stretched...but they will hold. They will. He’s leaving, gracelessly & in infamy. But if we trade for it, give him some brokered settlement, we’ll be vulnerable to his return. We can’t flinch.
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4 years
The current Supreme Court debate is merely using the GOP’s own words against them and they hate it.
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The Pissed Off Patriot
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Once we put Twenty20 behind us, let’s make Smart the New Sexy
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Hey, look - Trump isn’t even out of office yet, and suddenly Republicans are “fiscally conservative” again
@StevenTDennis
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BREAKING: Senator Ron Johnson blocks $1,200 checks for Americans sought by Senator Josh Hawley. Johnson cites the deficit.
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Required viewing
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The Electoral College is the “listen, kiddo” of plantation-owner mansplaining power.
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Did anyone get their Soros check for canceling Christmas? It’s getting late and I need to do my ... Boxing Day shopping. 👀
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@tonyposnanski I remember when we could judge a grape not by the color of its skin, but by the content of its juiciness.
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“You think YOU know better than 20 slave holders in 1776?”
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I keep this account, because sometimes I need to speak in cuss words dammit
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The “Silent Majority” is neither
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4 years
2020
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@StephenKing
Stephen King
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1919.
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With “fucker” running rampant on Twitter, I feel like the world many of us have been waiting for is finally here
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@EricTrump @JohnBelforLA *Louisiana, Chief. And John Bel is doing great for our state.
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I wish we were watching a reality tv show: We could change the channel. We wouldn’t have voted for ethnic cleansing and genocide. Migrant kids wouldn’t be trafficked in our name. We wouldn’t wake up every day to fresh lies to unscramble.
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I really want @thekjohnston to play her in the epic miniseries Disney is going to launch about 2020, written by @jonfavs and directed by @Jon_Favreau
a drunk woman is trump team’s star witness in michigan
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To call RBG’s dying wish a “Democratic Hoax” gives it associative veracity with that other Democratic Hoax, Covid-19, which has killed 200k+ Americans.
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Does anyone know of one example — ONE — in which Donald Trump tried to protect ANYONE from getting covid-19?
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For those who didn’t know, Bayou Rising is the social media advocacy account of @RobAnderson2018 Both Twitter accounts will continue. The fight for human rights is ongoing.
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Ted Cruz being wrong, like Ted Cruz often does: claiming Democrats are going to disbelieve in covid, after the election — as if the virus is partisan. Also, Ted: Joe Biden won.
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The Pissed Off Patriot
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Attention #MAGA
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The fact that Trump is polling greater than 1% shows the dire need for a revamp of our education system. ... and DeVos ain’t the Grail
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People didn’t line up around the block during a pandemic to vote for fear and loathing
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I’m waiting to see how all of the “covid-19 is gonna disappear on November 4th, just you watch” folks are going to Spin on Wednesday.
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@JohnCornyn You guys are terrified and WE ARE HERE FOR IT
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GEAUX VOTE LOUISIANA
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Twenty Twenty
@MerielMyers
Meriel
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Write a horror story using just 2 words....
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If you are aware that Joe Biden is President-Elect, then you’re more grounded in reality than a couple hundred Republican congressional Reps.
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Trump, re: his entire political career: “I was being sarcastic.”
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I think everyone missed it 👀
@EricTrump
Eric Trump
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TULSA OKLAHOMA HERE WE COME!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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November 3rd will be the date when we kick out an entire family who’s been ripping off and taking advantage of the United States, but you’re not gonna like it
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Eric Trump
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Hopefully this is a warning to all who seek to rip-off and take advantage of the United States... Great job @realDonaldTrump
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“Look — if you had one shot ... one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted ...”
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For your family, for your neighbors, for your country — wear a mask.
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
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For your family, for your neighbors, for your country — wear a mask.
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You’re going to be mighty surprised when Biden raises his right hand, while Trump is putting his hands behind his back in prep for handcuffs
@aaronjcarpenter
Aaron J. Carpenter🇺🇸
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I will be attending President Trump’s Second Inauguration on January 20, 2021. Will you be there?
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Define: Irony. (the GOP backs Mitch McConnell, who, as Senate Majority Leader, blocked so many election security bills that he became a meme)
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Donald Trump Jr.
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America Won’t Trust Elections Until The Voter Fraud Is Investigated
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No more sleepless nights.
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An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Vladimir Putin does not have the best interests of the USA at heart.
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🔥🔥🔥
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Jon Ossoff
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David Perdue is refusing to debate me because he's weak and afraid.
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@TheRickWilson We want a President. Not ... this.
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@Jim_Jordan Everyone else can say “Merry Christmas,” just not YOU, Jim. You’ll burst into flame.
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Funny how God’s will applies only to uteri and not flaccid wigglers that need Cialis to spit.
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We need an Infrastructure decade
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and can you believe it we got FIVE WHOLE MILES OF THIS (no word yet if Mexico sent us a check for it)
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@RichardGrenell @JennaEllisEsq We know how many people hate Donald Trump. We counted.
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Social distancing!!
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Prayers for the health of @TheJeffBridges as we honor his character — The Dude.
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I was going to make a “28 days later” reference to the election coming up, but that film might be too optimistic as a reference.
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The Pissed Off Patriot
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If Trump testifies, it’s all over. The man can’t order lunch without lying.
@SenJohnKennedy
John Kennedy
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Speaker Pelosi is acting in a manner that’s insincere even by the standards of Congress. I find it unconscionable that they have not allowed @realDonaldTrump to defend himself in the House impeachment hearings.
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@GOPLeader You seem surprised that the American people want law and order from their president, as well. We don’t do kings, Kevin. Trump is subject to the law. So say we all.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court WILL NOT block the national archives from turning Trump documents over to the January 6th committee.
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The best part about the SCOTUS dismissal was not that Trump lost (that was forgone with such specious logic) but the anticlimactic nature of the resolution. TRUMP: WE’RE GONNA WIN THIS IS THE BIG ONE MAGA TAKES OVER SCOTUS:
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Every time I hear a MAGA bray “SHEEP!” I think it’s Melabia Trump trying to say the word “ship.”
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Allegory can be fun!
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The Pissed Off Patriot
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We need not to be “turn the other cheek” Democrats anymore
@tergeist_paul
Paul Tergeist
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I’m not what you’d call a militant or bellicose liberal Democrat, but Nancy Pelosi (“Don’t mess with me”) and Joe Biden (“Get your words straight, Jack”) did me proud, today. I’m tired of our civility being mistaken for wussiness. And I don’t think I’m the Lone Ranger here.
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You can count on conservative Christians every time.
@antifaoperative
𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬
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Alabama baptist pastor, William Staggs, has been arrested for sexually assaulting a woman & exposing himself to her.
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@ksorbs “Lame duck President happens to be in power while medical advancement is made.” Fixed it.
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Doctor Jill will make sure of it
@Homeoffree61
Susie
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Should we put our Rose Garden back?
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