robert jon anderson
@R_JonAnderson
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3-time Never Trumper. Former Blue Check via Congressional candidacy. Working on existing. Often Annoyed and Annoying.
Joined February 2018
Thank goodness it’s baseball season. I try to give a shit about politics, but like everyone else, I’m just a witness to the chaos. Go Yankees.
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Today: I was in the line for early voting. The woman who got in line behind us was middle-aged, by herself, and was breathlessly asking which line was correct. She smiled shyly and said “this is my first time voting.”. Donald, you’re going to lose.
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It took Obama 8 years to fix 8 years of Bush but it took Trump only 3 years to undo 244 years of the USA.
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To be fair, I say that we give women the control of men’s healthcare for the next 200 years.
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we want Student Loan Forgiveness back, then.
Johnson: No single activist judge should be able to issue a nationwide injunction to stop the president's policies
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Madam Speaker @SpeakerPelosi I formally request that you refuse to seat every congressional Representative who is suing to overturn a fair and legal election, as called for in the 14th amendment, section 3. Pass it on. #StopTheSeating.
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Literally 81 million of us voted for it.
Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY): “What we are confronted with here is a totally left-wing administration … trying to transform America into something no one voted for last year.”
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“You, too can rent the U.S. military . even if you’ve flown jets into our skyscrapers.”.
TRUMP: "Are you ready? Saudi Arabia at my request has agreed to pay us for everything we are doing. That is a first. Saudi Arabia, and other countries soon now, but Saudi Arabia has agreed to pay us for everything we are doing to help them and we appreciate that."
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I lost my election. —.It’s not hard to admit, y’all.
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A Father not taking his son to a baseball game, let alone a World Series game, is perhaps the worst indictment of a “family man” I’ve ever heard. I have a feeling Trump could have gotten Barron a ticket, if he got tickets for Scalise and Gaetz.
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America was literally founded to defend ourselves from churches.
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Betsy DeVos has called for drastic cuts, one of which jumped out at me: $51 million in cuts to programs for Autism. My son will graduate next month with a Bs in Engineering. Without the assistance we got from public schools, I’m not sure I could say that. My son is autistic.
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I’m 51 years old. I remember Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush and Obama. -.There has never been a period in my life when I was so appalled by, disgusted with, ashamed of & astounded by a collection of transparently corrupt elected officials as we currently suffer.
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My son is 22. For damn sure I don’t want him to be sent to Saudi Arabia to defend barrels of petroleum on behalf of billionaires who think women are an inferior species.
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Please vaccinate and stop shooting each other and Trump lost the election by the way.
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I lost my election, too, but my staff wasn’t mad at me enough to make me do a photo op at a kid’s desk
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“Trump was a Russian asset” is the most shocking thing to write about a former US President and we’re all like duh.
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Causes of mass shootings:. - video games.- mental illness.- Darwin.- not enough Jesus. Not causes:. - AR-15s available anywhere. The GOP assumes you’re all fucking idiots.
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Louisiana’s Sen. Kennedy voted to acquit Trump, because he is running for re-election next year, and he thinks kissing Trump’s ass will help him here at home. I’m here to say that I will do everything within my abilities and beyond to make sure Kennedy does not win re-election.
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I’d be willing to die for my kids. I’m not willing to die for Trump’s kids.
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I’m a Southern man, and for the life of me I can’t figure out why so many of my neighbors admire a silver-spoon city slicker with cotton candy hair selling them fear and loathing.
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First the outrage against football because Kaepernick knelt, now it’s baseball because the MLB won’t play Jim Crow. I’m beginning to think the problem is the GOP, not sports.
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The House GOP should fly their zippers at half-mast for the end of Gaetz’s career.
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Raise your hand if you knew of, and mistrusted, Trump BEFORE The Apprentice, let alone his foray into politics.
@RobAnderson2018 @brianschatz Anyone who was even remotely aware during the 80's and beyond knew he was and is a conman.
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Boebert and Greene are proof that Pink Floyd were wrong. We do, indeed, need education.
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Your reminder that Trump has never been liked by a dog.
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@SheriffAlert I think we should be grateful it wasn’t a large boulder the size of a large boulder.
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Car makers didn’t add seat belts and airbags until the government made them. Cities don’t add traffic signals until people die. We don’t require building permits because “we’re being mean to corporations.”. Regulations are paid for with blood.
AOC: This bill allows gas companies to pay $1 million in order for their project to bypass the traditional permitting process to be simply deemed in the public interest. This bill also allows natural gas pipeline projects to pay a fee of $10 million to cut the line and also
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As long as Joe beats Donald. and Amy beats Mitch. and Jaime beats Lindsey. and Arballo beats Nunes. and Phil Ehr beats Gaetz. and Tedra beats Elise. and I beat Clay Higgins. The world will make more sense again. Tag in others below!.
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Trump takes my tax dollars to stand at a podium in front of a lathered-up horde and insults me, and millions of people like me. I’m not okay with that.
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Donald Trump has never owned a dog. That’s it, that’s the Tweet.
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Jim Jordan is a partisan, political Attack Gerbil.
Jim Jordan just tried to bait Dr. Fauci into his political games, hammering him about the government closing down church services and gyms, and not cracking down on protests. Fauci wasn't having it.
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Keep doing this.
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It is apparent to me that Derek Chauvin killed a human being who was no threat to him.
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Swalwell and the Daily Beast just kicked Devin Nunes in the balls on live tv. Tied him to Parnas. -.Man, who says politics is boring?.
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I never liked Prince Charles before this; now, I think he might actually be suitable to be the next King of England.
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@chadwickboseman @KamalaHarris This was Chadwick’s last Tweet. Now, we just have to win the whole damn thing. For the King and Kamala.
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Hey Knowles - I have Aspergers, as does my son. Let’s go into the studio and you call me mentally ill. I dare you. You may disagree with Greta, because your corporate masters don’t want to address climate change, but you don’t get a pass to insult kids to be “edgy.”.
Holy shit. Michael Knowles of Daily Wire just called Greta Thunberg a "mentally ill Swedish child.". @ChristopherHahn tore into him
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If we all vote for Joe Biden, he’ll be President and this Hell has a door.
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My son and I are autistic. We’re both pretty awesome. - fin -.
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Reagan dumped the populations of mental health facilities, while everyone was shocked that we suddenly had a “homeless crisis.”Reagan also presided over the death of the middle class. The deification of Reagan astounds me.
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Welcome to National “Get blocked by Scott Baio” Day.
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I want Mitch McConnell to cry tonight.
I want Mitch McConnell to cry tonight.
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Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself. - just getting it on record 7/2/2020.
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Anybody wishing to “spin” why Trump went golfing today (after canceling a trip to Poland) while a hurricane bears down on the US coasts:. Don’t. There’s no excuse for a President not to at least to pretend to give a shit. None.
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Can you even imagine Trump trying to debate Kamala Harris?.
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I wish Republican Congressmen were smart enough to realize that 81 million is greater than 74 million, and that 306>232. Make math great again.
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This dilemma ain’t Democrat versus Republicans, you egocentric bastards; . It’s Americans versus Nazis. Choose a side.
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This coming Thanksgiving might be the first time a President asks the turkey to pardon him.
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Must we do this experiment every few years, where our economy is so good that we elect a Republican to fuck it up, and then elect a Democrat to fix it?. Can we just skip the Republican-blowing-up-the-deficit part, and elect Democrats as President? . Also, a woman. It’s time.
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Rep. Higgins, R-Louisiana, says “While unfortunate, the deaths of migrant children may be unavoidable.”. Since Higgins is on the Homeland Security committee, it is literally his job to avoid causing the deaths of people in custody. Help me replace him in Congress.
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Why is it considered to be “liberal” to have immigration policies that don’t violate the Geneva Convention?. We don’t want “open borders,” we just humans to be treated like humans.
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I call on Congress to investigate why Trump refused test kits from the World Health Organization, why he's allowing travel from the 2 countries in Europe where his hotels are located, and why he buried a report in February saying we aren't prepared for a pandemic. Who's with me?.
I call on Congress to investigate why Trump refused test kits from the World Health Organization, why he's allowing travel from the 2 countries in Europe where his hotels are located, and why he buried a report in February saying we aren't prepared for a pandemic. Who's with me?.
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Can you imagine - we have an opportunity to vote almost every crappy politician out of office at the same time.
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I will report every person who names the Whistle Blower for targeted harassment and threats.
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Hey media: want a story?. How about the MOST VOTERS IN HISTORY showed up to vote out Trump, to rebuke Trump, to reject ALL THINGS TRUMP. WE DON’T CARE IF POMPEO OR ERIC HAVE OPINIONS.
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Let’s learn from this and not elect people like Matt Gaetz to begin with.
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The oddest thing about the last couple of weeks has been discovering that Arnold Schwarzenegger has *House donkeys* and they are more photogenic than Don Jr and Eric.
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I say let’s just go ahead and give safe harbor and aid to refugees from the Bahamas and assume that drug kingpins didn’t create a hurricane and target an island just so drug mules could sneak into the country under cover.
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I’m more offended by dead kids than the F word. Sorry not sorry.
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From legalized cannabis to alternative energy, we voted blue so we could go green.
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This is your reminder that if we hadn’t gotten out and voted in November, 2018, we wouldn’t be having these hearings, right now. -.Elections matter. Votes matter.
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Pope Says Trump 'Is Not Christian' Trump lost the Pope; it’s going to be hard to spin that one.
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@rooshv “Words were invented for women, not men. A man cannot type words without sounding misogynist, moronic, atavistic and boorish. A modest man should not use words at all, except to order tacos from UberEats for a woman.”.
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I will never let Republicans forget they backed The Big Lie. You?.
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Joe Biden would never have appointed Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education.
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Republicans are coming for your Social Security next. They promised.
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Many people are saying that Jared Kushner is an idiot.
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Seems weird for the GOP to call themselves the “party of Lincoln” while defending the flag and statues of men who literally led a war against Lincoln.
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I’m not keen on entities that don’t pay taxes receiving taxpayer funds.
Joel Osteen's megachurch received a $4.4. million Paycheck Protection Plan loan during the coronavirus pandemic, according to Federal data. The loan was disbursed in July of this year.
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I get tickled when I hear from political pros that every one of my Tweets is a potential future attack ad from my opponent. That’s why I make sure that I use proper grammar and spell “fuck” correctly - you never know who’s watching.
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In my dream, I took your job.
My wife has the gift of premonition. Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”. Becca awoke crying. What happened to our freedom? She asked. What indeed.
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The entire GOP defense is that punishing criminals for crime is bad.
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The season finale of “The Apprentice: White House” kinda sucks.
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Eddie Rispone spent $12 million of his own money to tell the State of Louisiana how much he loves Donald Trump. Louisiana replied with a different opinion.
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Phony Loves Chachi.
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Biden and Harris won, as did Warnock and Ossoff, so now we see proof that Black Votes Matter. Now that they’ve saved us again, can we agree that Black Lives Matter?.
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I was born here, my parents, etc, all the way back to the Revolutionary War: as if that matters. The United States welcomes freedom-seekers. Don’t tell me I don’t love my country because I oppose a conman. I love my country, so I speak against its enemies: foreign and domestic.
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Folks down here in Louisiana ask me “Why do you like @AOC?”.I reply “Every policy she advocates is for the betterment of the working class, and at the Cohen hearing she was like a puma stalking prey. Besides, have you met my wife Clarissa, a Latina from the Bronx?”.
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Trump and the Taliban and I can’t even. I’m fatigued with this narcissistic imbecile pissing on our Constitution.
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I don’t mean any disrespect, but I’ve had waffles that were smarter than Junior.
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Thankful to Randy Quaid for reminding us that we have an ongoing opioid crisis in America.
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I think we need to start perp-walking these flagrant flouters of the law, in handcuffs, on live tv, to start driving home the message that WE WILL STAND FOR NO MORE LAWLESSNESS.
#BREAKING: Pompeo shuts down Dems' subpoena, says his officials won't appear for impeachment depositions
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My daughter lives in Texas, so I’m not going to say much; I hope the residents stay safe and warm, and have their power restored soon. But, Ted Cruz: F**k you, seditionist.
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It’s time to begin the impeachment proceedings.
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The Senate just terminated Trump’s National Emergency and voted to take away the diverted military funding for the wall. If the Senate is turning on Trump publicly, we are officially witnessing the Flush. #QThroat.
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