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@pink_funk

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I said what I said.

Ethi born, DC raised, MIA now
Joined August 2009
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@pink_funk
rebkah howard
4 years
The Onion wrote this last month
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The Onion
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Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure
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rebkah howard
7 years
Vicente Fox snatched Donald Trump’s soul on the internet yesterday and none of you told me.
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rebkah howard
3 years
It was never Blue Lives Matter. It was always Black Lives Don’t.
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rebkah howard
4 years
Mitt Romney was the only Republican Senator who voted for Trump’s removal and now he is the only Republican member of Congress to align himself with BLM. This benefits him in zero ways politically. No time for being cynical. Credit where credit is due.
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Black Lives Matter.
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rebkah howard
5 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr God didn’t bless a single member of your family with self awareness. I can’t wait until you are in prison without internet access.
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rebkah howard
4 years
Real D.C. *been* sayin’ it
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rebkah howard
5 years
@Franklin_Graham And I learned in Catholic school that the Ten Commandments expressly prohibit adultery. Can you put your pool boy on the phone for comment?
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rebkah howard
5 years
“When we’re dancing with the angels, the question will be asked, in 2019, what did we do to make sure we kept our democracy intact? Did we stand on the sidelines and say nothing?” —Elijah Cummings (1951-2019)
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rebkah howard
2 years
After sleeping on it and more contemplation this morning, my feelings about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock last night are that Clarence Thomas is on the US Supreme Court ruling on cases involving an election that his wife has been trying to use her proximity to power to overturn.
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rebkah howard
7 years
Twitiquitte be damned. I will retweet every #covfefe tweet I find funny until I suddenly fall asleep mid retwefefe
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rebkah howard
5 years
The millennials ruined *checks notes* retiring from the NFL to avoid potentially life-altering physical and mental injuries was not a take I was expecting to see at all ever, but here we are I guess
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rebkah howard
6 years
Trump/NRA: “Give ‘em guns! Give ‘em firearm training! Give ‘em bonuses for knowing how to shoot people!” Teachers: “Umm can I get some f*ckin pencils and a couple reams of copy paper first?”
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rebkah howard
4 years
Conceived via IVF after suffering from multiple miscarriages. They are 14 now. I have zero patience for Judge Amy’s bullshit dodging on questions re: the LEGALITY of these treatments.
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rebkah howard
9 years
#DanielHoltzclaw was stunned he didn't get away w/ raping women he assumed no one would believe much less care about
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rebkah howard
7 years
If you remain skeptical about the lack of media attention afforded young black and brown girls vs. white girls who go missing, A STORY ...
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rebkah howard
6 years
I don’t know about you guys, but IN MY EXPERIENCE most people who aren’t telling the truth don’t voluntarily submit to polygraphs and demand FBI investigations into their claims.
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rebkah howard
3 years
Dr. Fauci really spent decades minding his business, trying to combat HIV/AIDS, swine flu and Ebola only to have his qualifications questioned by a basketball player who thinks the science on the earth's shape is unsettled science WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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@pink_funk
rebkah howard
8 years
. @johnlegend ’s tweets deserve to go platinum too.
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rebkah howard
7 years
Everyone telling Kaepernick to shut up in 2017 after tripping over themselves to eulogize Ali on twitter last summer should have a damn seat
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rebkah howard
6 years
don’t ever tell me karma isn’t real
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rebkah howard
9 years
George Zimmerman and now Darren Wilson, are folk heroes + paid motivational speakers after killing unarmed black men: http://t.co/I5Kgqf6yeo
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rebkah howard
7 years
Girl, pick up your bottle off that clean sidewalk and stop drunk tweeting.
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rebkah howard
6 years
If you don’t think Nike, a publicly traded company, didn’t cost-benefit the hell out of their decision to stand on the right side of history with their core consumers, you’re too dumb to be on TV talking about it.
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4 years
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rebkah howard
5 years
Guys, I can’t decide who to believe here. The career diplomats, the advisor to the Vice President, the decorated war veteran and NSC aide who have all provided corroborating testimony under oath OR the guy who has told over 13,500 documented lies while in the White House.
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rebkah howard
7 years
Well, they are gonna be on Dateline so I’m gonna go with a strong #no
@DatelineNBC
Dateline NBC
7 years
Rob and Sabrina were living a picture-perfect life. Or... were they? #Dateline tonight 9/8c
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@pink_funk
rebkah howard
8 years
I still maintain that once we let 20 schoolchildren be gunned down in their classrooms with no meaningful gun reform, hope was lost.
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rebkah howard
5 years
Watch this if you missed it live because it will be played again and again for generations to explain what happened to a major political party in America
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rebkah howard
6 years
I fux with @maddow b/c she doesn’t spend an hour vomiting opinions with like-minded friends and arguing with a couple obligatory contrarian guests to mix things up in an effort to appear “unbiased.” She delivers primary source info and connects the dots. Facts don’t have 2-sides.
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rebkah howard
8 years
Well this is an unexpected wrinkle in the ongoing your vs. you’re battle. RT @MikeLaMonica : Grammar Friday
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rebkah howard
4 years
Which HBCU is Chuck Schumer graduating from today
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rebkah howard
5 years
East Oakland @Rachel__Nichols 😂
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rebkah howard
7 years
My professional opinion is that this is a poor marketing strategy for pizza.
@Newsweek
Newsweek
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Papa John's is now the official alt-right pizza, according to neo-Nazis
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rebkah howard
6 years
Now I want Georgia to win the SEC Championship. Just for Greg.
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rebkah howard
7 years
SO NOT FUNNY, DAD. MOM'S NEW HUSBAND SUCKS. WE WANT TO COME LIVE WITH YOU.
@dcexaminer
Washington Examiner
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Obama: "What's been going on while I've been gone?"
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rebkah howard
9 years
Barack in IDGAF mode is the best Barack http://t.co/11tdWBQCdt
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rebkah howard
8 years
Victor Ochi just made so many West Africans happy with this nod to his parents native Nigeria on national TV today.
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rebkah howard
7 years
I just CANNOT with fans booing NFL players over this. They just want them to perform for them while ignoring their humanity. It’s fucked up.
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rebkah howard
4 years
Crazy that Donald Trump ended up being everything the right accused Barack Obama of being for 8 years, but worse. Turns out Barack Obama was just Black.
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rebkah howard
4 years
It is what it is
@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
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. @MichelleObama speaking truth to power. Donald Trump is not up for the job—but  @JoeBiden is.
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rebkah howard
8 years
#also RT @ellievhall : The DNC tonight, essentially: #DemsInPhilly
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rebkah howard
4 years
Good cops. Your moment is now.
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rebkah howard
7 years
Is this bad this sounds bad
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The head of US Special Operations Command says the US government is in "unbelievable turmoil"
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rebkah howard
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Lost my mom on Sunday. Heartbroken, but I *promise* I don’t want to talk about it right now. Just want to honor her for the beautiful Ethiopian queen she was on earth and the eternal spirit she is in heaven. Meaza Simenehe Funk (8.9.44 — 1.10.21)
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rebkah howard
2 years
Will Cain is having a full on meltdown on Fox News. Hillary Clinton. Emails. Hunter Biden. Laptops. Benghazi. Russia Russia Russia. Clay Travis must be so envious watching how this guy parlayed his same shtick into a bigger gig and wider audience.
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rebkah howard
4 years
Joe Burrow didn’t win a Heisman Trophy, a National Championship and position himself to become the #1 pick in the NFL Draft to be subjected to this bullsh t
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rebkah howard
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She won a statewide office as a Democrat when DeSantis narrowly won governorship in 2018. She can beat him.
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Nikki Fried
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Affordable housing. Property insurance. Rent that is too damn high. We deserve a leader focused on issues that impact us, rather than a clown fighting with Mickey Mouse.
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rebkah howard
4 years
Imagine everyone making a big deal about your devout Catholicism and then having theee POPE write an op-ed in the Times to specifically criticize your first noteworthy SCOTUS vote? Amy Covid Barrett can.
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Sahil Kapur
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The Pope publishes this op-ed in the New York Times, less than 24 hours after the 5-4 Supreme Court decision rejecting Covid restrictions on religious gatherings.
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“I’m mad as hell right now. Yes, I am.”
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7 years
Your trash President wants nuance when it comes to white supremacists, but threatens black NFL players exercising their 1st amendment right.
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rebkah howard
5 years
@RealDeanCain Christopher Reeve is rolling over in his grave because of you. Again.
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A Tale of Four Presidents
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rebkah howard
7 years
I don’t know about you, but I’m totally comfortable with this guy “officially putting Iran on notice.” He seems stable.
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rebkah howard
4 years
Clay Travis vs. Will Cain
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rebkah howard
4 years
But Nashville, Clay Travis assured me that all of this is an overreaction, so I don’t know who to believe? The medical professionals who turned a parking garage into a medical unit or the attorney turned media provocateur HALP
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This is the parking garage at Vanderbilt Medical right now
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College Football Playoff moving super close to Super Bowl-like entertainment for an entity not paying its players Super Bowl-like wages.
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@RealDeanCain Was it something I said
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rebkah howard
3 years
2013 vs. 2021. No matter the year, always #GoBlue
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rebkah howard
7 years
Raise your hand if you know who Natalee Holloway is and what she looked like at the time of her 2005 disappearance.
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rebkah howard
2 years
strongly encourage everyone to watch this 60 minutes story in its entirety so you can join me in being baffled as to why this country keeps debating whether or not donald trump will be reelected instead of when he will finally be arrested.
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Denver Riggleman says that text messages turned over to the January 6th committee by former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows provide “irrefutable” proof of a plot to overturn the 2020 presidential election.
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We need more of this energy on television. Salute @aljackson for refusing to fall for the okey-doke.
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rebkah howard
3 years
2017 do I have to be here vs 2021 hello happy to be here
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rebkah howard
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I’m pretty sure she played for free, just for the love of the game and a few credit hours towards her degree in kinesiology.
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Taylor Twellman
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“We can’t pay the student athletes. We don’t have enough 💰 to go around.”- @NCAA #MarchMadness
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rebkah howard
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I grew up a ‘skins fan My fondest memories were watching games with my late dad My husband was even drafted by the team I PROMISE we will all survive the retiring of a racial slur and frankly, history will side-eye us for taking so long to demand it.
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News: The @Redskins intend to announce Monday that they will be retiring the nickname, per sources. New name still TBA.
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How it started How it’s going
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Behind every mess like this is a communications professional having to clean things up. The @Jaguars are blessed to have @amypalcic . Trevor agrees.
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rebkah howard
6 years
Sup @realDonaldTrump ? Something else for you to obsess over. After you get off the golf course, of course.
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rebkah howard
6 years
@lesleyabravanel Everything is a hoax. Everything is completely unbelievable to them. Everything strains credulity when it comes to anything negative about Donald Trump, except the fact DONALD F’IN TRUMP IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES which feels like the biggest hoax of all.
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rebkah howard
4 years
Barack Obama would like a word about changing the rules when it comes to the Supreme Court
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Grand opening Grand closing
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rebkah howard
2 years
Remember that year when Gary Danielson spent the entire length of the SEC Championship on CBS lobbying against seeing a Michigan vs. Ohio State rematch in the BCS Championship, catapulting Florida into the game? No? Sit down kids, let me tell you a story BECAUSE I DO
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rebkah howard
5 years
Arguing online about who are the Real Racists®️
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rebkah howard
6 years
Central Park 5 Muslim Ban Charlottesville Black NFL’ers = sons of bitches Puerto Rico Shithole countries Undocumented immigrants = animals Brown children at the border = leverage Immigration of HUMANS = infestation If Trump isn’t a white supremacist, he plays one on TV.
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rebkah howard
6 years
This teen in the hair salon just asked very loudly why are they playing the “old people station” and I wanna fight her as soon as DeBarge’s Rhythm of the Night ends
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rebkah howard
5 years
I’m always intrigued by sons and daughters of immigrants who don’t want anymore immigrants. Have they settled on a particular date when the borders should have been closed? Like the day after grandma arrived or what
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6 years
“Well, see what had happened was ... “
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rebkah howard
4 years
In his new habitat, Will is merely that annoying guy in your Con Law I class who learned a buncha new words while studying for the LSAT and is *really* eager to impress his fellow 1Ls and the prof of his brilliance. Makes me even more thankful I went to an HBCU for law school. 😂
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Bobby Lewis
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Fox host Will Cain suggests that the Democratic Party is laying the groundwork for a domestic tyrant that America's founders worried might rise, because of Black Lives Matter and policy questions for Amy Coney Barrett.
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rebkah howard
5 years
look at this modern minstrel show my god lol
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rebkah howard
4 years
Clap clap for @OfficialCrowder
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rebkah howard
7 years
HELP. I can’t stop watching videos of Richard Spencer getting punched in the face set to different musical scores.
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6 years
@OliverMaroney
Oliver Maroney
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This is so powerful from @KingJames
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rebkah howard
6 years
@schmalisonkemp @Everytown @MomsDemand I’m a mom of 6th grade twin boys. Your description of what should’ve been an ordinary day for you + your 5th graders hit me hard. Don’t know if I have the right words to offer, but all I can think to say is thank you + all I can think to do is advocate against this being normal.
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rebkah howard
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I wish I possessed the nerve to embarrass my children in public like this. This mom is amazing.
@TerrapinHoops
Maryland Men’s Basketball
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🎶 SINCE U BEEN GONE 🎶 "Mom please sto-" 🎶 I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME 🎶
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rebkah howard
8 years
Love a perfectly timed “you?” RT @YourAnonNews : Oops
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rebkah howard
6 years
In his rush to defend Donald Trump, he’s too dumb to realize this actually makes him look worse. Dying “in” a storm is a natural disaster. Dying “after” a storm due to government neglect is a man made disaster, Dummy.
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Charlie Spiering
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He’s right. The 2,975 who died did not die “IN” the storm but in six month period AFTER the storm
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rebkah howard
8 years
I would have lost the bet that had Colin Kaepernick of all players in the National Football League taking *this* stand.
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rebkah howard
3 years
say what now #sticktopolitics
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I can never tell if Matthew McConaughey is playing the character of Matthew McConaughey.
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rebkah howard
8 years
Remember when Gingrich led the impeachment of Bill Clinton for Lewinsky affair while he, too, was having an illicit affair? I miss the 90′s.
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rebkah howard
7 years
Win or lose, JT Barrett’s grandkids are gonna be so proud of him and his collegiate career … when they meet him in the tunnel after The Game.
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rebkah howard
7 years
This is NOT a partisan issue. If you’re an American, you should be HORRIFIED at the PEOTUS favoring foreign intelligence over our own.
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rebkah howard
3 years
My 💙 for Juwan goes back 3 decades. Same guy who was drafted by the Bullets. If you root against him, you just don't like good people.
@SportsCenter
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All love in the Michigan family 💙 @JuwanHoward congratulated @CoachJim4UM on his first win as a coach vs. Ohio State 🤝
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rebkah howard
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Trayvon Martin, 17, armed with Skittles. Vilified by the right for defending himself against a man following him home. Kyle Rittenhouse, 17, armed with an assault rifle. Celebrated by the right for self-deputizing and killing 2 people in defense of property. We are sick and tired
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3 years
Same energy
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rebkah howard
2 years
Y'all were out here swapping jpgs of monkeys as currency and we were all supposed to act like this is a cool new system of building financial wealth. I'd just as soon take my chances investing money with a Nigerian prince's unsolicited e-mail.
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rebkah howard
4 years
Politicizing masks. Why stop there? Take on seatbelts next. F ck it. Go after speed limits too. And bicycle helmets. Drop the drinking age to 9. Only snowflakes put their babies in car seats. Disconnect all the smoke alarms. Bring back lead paint so Trump can eat the chips again.
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Aaron Rupar
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"You want to be politically correct" -- Trump asks @jeffmason1 to take his mask off then disses him when he refuses to do so
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I don’t want to EVER see another moment of silence on the Senate floor after the next mass shooting.
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