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@pimpdaddyli

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22. Virgo. 5’10✨

HOUSTON TEXAS‼️
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I tried highlights for the first time😩
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@Adwoa_Naii @astoldbyneekz Let her sit in her blood and think about what she’s done, since she wanna complain 😂
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@JCI_15 @Still_Authentic @jesstheceo No cap I thought Minnesota was just filled with white people who loved hockey like big time rush💀
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@Insideandria @XJaylaaaX Then I started to think to myself... damn what did he do to them niggas to make them that mad
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@pigz_24 @VersaceBoyEnt2 Naw dawg that’s the people who don’t have common sense because I would’ve been like
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@glofilez It’s the nigga think he Adele for me😂
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@shakarilove @deep_dab Lmfaoooooooo scared the shit outta me and I just woke up
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@skittlemisfit @DemetriusHarmon Exactly my mom gone walk out the house and I asked her where she was going and she told me to mind my business.... y’all I almost took my belt off
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@Frankiexii Don’t nobody wanna get fucked up on a Sunday and still gotta get up in time for work/school the next day lol
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@itskeyon @_kate_the_grate I hate to say it, I hope ion sound ridiculous but I don’t know who these white folks are . They could be walking down the street and I wouldn’t know a thing. I’m sorry to these people
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@astrohideaki @Dreadful4Tymes No his daughter literally hopped on instagram and said guess at home and he’s fine a while back
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@geodonguardian @IAmQuisB @itsGensu Because they’ll definitely hit you with that “well you obviously ain’t too sick with all this akiking”
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@_FeyButter @skylarvibes I remember he asked if I was gone have his baby and I said yes like he ain’t already got 2 other baby mommas 😭. God ain’t bring that baby tho so I’m glad
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@marielhugs @percneet No fr I be like damn she bad ion know why you left her lol
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@Ponder07721658 @kraljay @JuicyazFinapple @therobmilton No, that’s Will’s son from his first marriage 😂. His name is Trey
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@skylarvibes Girl… he was hitting it right in missionary and while I was losing my soul had the audacity to give me forehead kisses. I wanna marry him now💀😭
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@toldyaimmastar @PennyJam_ Then when you walk inside your room and see the random child you’re looking around like this
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@MaDhlomo_ They be so sick of me😭😭😭
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@weeezy___ Y’all keep saying “you gotta be from the south to understand” but I’m from the south and I ain’t understand shit she said
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@d3vrick @Gabby160291 My mom will legit open the message and not reply😭, and the fact she has her read receipts on too hurts my feelings even more🤦🏾‍♀️
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@all_in_yo_girl Y’all heard that”huh” sis changed her mind about wanting a boyfriend real quick😭
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@MayorBrookDavis @gorg_kay Whenever a dude be like “we should smoke” I tell him I don’t smoke weed I only do heroin 😩😭😭
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2 years
@jiggyjayy2 If she keeps Nate’s baby and didn’t keep Makay’s I’m charging it as a racial injustice
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@NawfsideSin @Daft_Kiid @TreUchiha_ @ImProdRap Y’all naming all these rappers when in reality if there are black women in the video, they’re always lightskin with long hair, or mixed 🤷🏾‍♀️. With the exception of Wale, 6lack, and Cole.
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@BrilliantBlkGrl That’s as worse George Foreman naming all his kids George Forman
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@718_Dre @QfoeSicko @_justkimberlyy As a dollar tree cashier we just play our own music. It’s funny as hell because whoever you walk by got a different vibe playing💀💀
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@Iithographing @itskeyon Literally should’ve gotten one from any ahs season
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@PrettyInBri My nail lady told me to marry my boyfriend because he paid for my nails 💀. Then said if I won’t then she will 😭😭
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@BreShaeLuvsYou @brayylon125 No fr ! My momma gone look and say “yea they not for you” and that’s why I’m a continue to have my momma meet who I talk to😂😂
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4 years
@jazzjanaee @djbrown1k He gone go try to fight him again lol
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6 years
@x_xciaraa @_friedchivken Then the girls gotta pull up like this
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@JMurphDirty This was the one for me lmfaooooo I was crying😭 sis said “what did you do with your house?”
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@sgrate__ Ain’t give her no eggs or bacon just one lone cut up eggo lmfaoooo
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@kiiyawiiya @dxpevibes_ IKYFL cause last time I checked I was not withchild
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@ItAintMeBihh It gets annoying and females be like “well solange didn’t make any marks on Jay” but when bow wow girl beat tf out of him with a damn lamp they backed it up with “well he provoked her so...” like wtf wrong with y’all 🙄
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@kenxken1122 @playboixcarson @jiggyjayy2 Right because if I met the brother. I definitely would’ve been chose him😭
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@MayorBrookDavis They be like “fr” and I be like yea. So I usually send them an old picture from when I got blood drawn and be like “no fr I be shooting up” 50% of the time they’ll stop texting. The persistent ones just be like “we gotta get you on something not as strong”🤦🏾‍♀️
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@TaylaSillapants @formerlyashley Cause he made them with love😭😭😭😭😭
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@_instacom3dy @DEEZ_curls @ceebrianne @unique_bb And then countersue for emotional distress 😊
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@arialisestrella @thatgurlxo Yup and it’s gonna be easier to identify them too
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@luciferverse Can yall somehow incorporate the guy who actually voiced him in this!!!
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@kateeya_ @FineAssVon Also with summer being here and a lot of people traveling more that puts a lot of usage on aircrafts making them more prone to maintenance issues. So pls treat your airline employees nicely when your flight gets delayed 😭. We’re just as upset as you are
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@AustinJamesMink @sp_ceii Literally switch to Trevor and I already have 3 stars like wtf did you do
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@Thepinkposse_ @keatingssixth What’s funny is Chloe been saying that Halle is a menace nobody just wants to admit it 😭😭
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@issyonthehenny @ItsZaeOk Baby just gone head and download them mods 😭
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@anxietyaloner @KemiPanashe Heavy on the “nice guy” . You say no and they keep asking until you say yes
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@gawdess_j @manisego Lol she said “so that’s how you get all the girls to say yo name” and he said “aight I hope you can say it” 😂😂
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@rvkhss Me throwing toys in the basket while she’s not looking hoping she won’t realize
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2 years
@priceybaebee Oh you can do box braids?😂😂. That’s an advanced stylist right there!
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@sutnspecial @_____SHAKA @robhimsis Cause I’m like you ain’t doing much to make them mad 😭
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@hemphuni @ZorayaBlack_ Right lol. The attention just seems to fall on us, we don’t go looking for it😭
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@kiridominique Them:Hey beautiful I’ve been thinking about you Me: where’s your girlfriend? Them: why you always bringing her up damn🙄 Me:
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@asqvared @RiRoyale Who is Leornado 💀
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@mikaelajanalyn I done told my baby daddy to fold me like an lawn chair and flip me like a rotisserie chicken 😭😭. I’m so disappointed in myself
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@HippieJu @jiggyjayy2 @HeyCoachK_ Chile my mind went to J.Cole😭😭
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@SelenaFikes @TevinJC Okay and... the hell
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@JuicyWxnter @geauxny His ex girlfriend lol
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@Chocol8tBee__ Whenever I was in college and used to call my dorm home😭😐. Like mfer that’s where I live and that’s where all my shit is
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@soleysays The fact that Daniel is literally screaming and dying laughing has tears rolling down my face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@NBAYOUNGTOY Clemson football when they were told it was gonna be free food and then they get there 😭😭
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@PunanaPerk It’s usually be my grandma who tell us and I instantly be like “well it ain’t me so who been fucking”
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@ShaunieBJones She’s from Australia, sis probably had a pet tarantula which makes this post even funnier 😭
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@promiscuouschy Coi is literally only popular because of TikTok take that away and sis ain’t got shit😂. Don’t play with Rico
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@DomPuller @NotKevitooo You ain’t gotta do us like that😭. We need love too
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@caffeinatedbrat @chhheeelllsss @_lil_anxiety I’m running away is still my favorite threat and I’m 18
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@BigStepperFaye @nikdollasssss I’m convinced warm cranberry juice is liquor because there’s no reason why that shit burn😭😭
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@YoungTrautz Hold on now… you a lil cute 👀
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@madeintywon My mom when she was at the club in Brazil talking bout “what you be saying when you with yo friends, “I’m outside🤪”” I said girl get off my phone 😂
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@BrigitteeeA @ittolex Girl 💀💀💀
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@108Brandon @dxontax Me as a psychology major!! Like there’s literally no reason for me to be taking a drawing and sculpture class
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@KRYPTOKY @_StillUnruly No cap same I been getting into hell’s arguments and being hostile asf for no reason
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@SSherecka @vvaalb Nah fr😭. I see why they be having kids
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@__ayeelaa__ @alienslurpeee Girl mine was a fucking Pisces 😭
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@amandapIzdotcom @DiaLiann @tayyholm 2/2 She started crying and I’ll admit it wasn’t one of my proudest moments but now she knows how the other lady felt... moral of the story don’t discredit other people’s feelings
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@jeydahfrmjers2 @222NIYA She basically said😂😂😂
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@KingTrillaX Beyoncé. That’s it. Virgos won
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@OhThatGirlRicky @ChefWaites Nah fr😭. I thought they were throwing a kickback or something till I seen “Security” on the back😭😭
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@Only1Zhane__ “What am I Finna do with you” “you nasty” and the smirk are my personal faves😭
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@iamjlford @YallLuvCris @ExquiZiteBeauty My 5’10 ass thinking I’m short :(😭
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@terrellcraigg @layahj_ Then we be looking at each other like this
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@702Austin Deadass. My dog over here snoring like she hasn’t taken 5 naps today
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@deadlyleah @plutonicmoon I knew it. I was like Miss Piggy gives off big Leo vibes 😭 she really believes the world revolves around her
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@Keyz216 @teethebratt @imaniisharee Nah first I would ask why and if he told me this was the reason then I wouldn’t be mad
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@Talking2me25 @thekillakay_ Right now we don’t like that nigga together 💀
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@WhyVeeES What other job can you possibly want/get after being the president 😭
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@fatallbeautyyy @naadadoll Child my man wants our son to be named after him and I’m like my son will not be the 4th!😒
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@VONN3K_ I’m a just pull up that tik tok that says “I’m bored in the house and I’m in the house bored “
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@BehaveBob @zarianicolee_ I lowkey be adding people who got me on theirs Lmfaoooooooo
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@undercoverE2 @nonbinarybooty And did… I’m real conflicted rn😭
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@amandapIzdotcom @DiaLiann @tayyholm OMG SAME. and she said she didn’t feel bad because my other teachers cat was old and it was time to die and I told her I hoped her grandma died because she was old and it was time for her to die. 1/2
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@khilanii She not ugly but having a bad ass attitude can make you unattractive in people’s eyes
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